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NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 06:42 AM

Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
A. Chicken Of The Sea.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
A. Just The Pit Bull.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
A. An Alarm Cluck.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog?
A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
A. A Hen That Lays Odds.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist.

Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
A. A Chicken In A Mine Field.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
A. To Get To The Other Slide.

05-04-2010, 06:42 AM	#11
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver? A. Chicken Of The Sea. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull? A. Just The Pit Bull. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell? A. An Alarm Cluck. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog? A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse? A. A Hen That Lays Odds. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken? A. A Poultry-Geist. Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom? A. A Chicken In A Mine Field. Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground? A. To Get To The Other Slide. __________________

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