What is on your bedside table?

[grenade]

It's a mess. Fish lamp, broken drawer of random earrings ( the drawer is broken from me falling out of bed and hitting the open drawer with my head), my cereal bowl from last night, a selfie stick that I haven't had time to play with, two bottles of water, my little green crate of pills and vitamins, stridex pads for sensitive skin, nail clippers, a bracelet my kid made me, opera length black gloves, and a wooden owl statue.