Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 10

Honey · 12-20-2011, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me...

I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

Inked_Trinity · 12-20-2011, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honey

I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

I like the way you think!!!!!

Glenn · 12-21-2011, 06:54 AM

"If us poor slobs can't stick together and help each other, then we ain't worth the gun powder to blow our brains out."- (My General)-Granny

tapu · 12-21-2011, 09:00 AM

So! Which one of you is the mother?

*Anya* · 12-21-2011, 09:10 AM

» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

- Ashleigh Brilliant

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here

- Stephen Bishop

*Anya* · 12-21-2011, 09:13 AM

~~A dress makes no sense unless it inspires butches to want to take it off you.

*Anya* · 12-21-2011, 09:17 AM

• A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

-Redd Foxx

OK, I'll stop now

Inked_Trinity · 12-21-2011, 12:36 PM

There's nothing better than sitting on the couch in your underwear. I'm going to enjoy this until the department store security guys show up.

*Anya* · 12-21-2011, 01:37 PM

~A pessimist is a butch who thinks all women are bad~

~An optimist is a butch who hopes that they are~

*snicker*

Inked_Trinity · 12-22-2011, 09:16 AM

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

msW8ing · 12-22-2011, 11:09 PM

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Love your enemies.. it pisses them off.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Inked_Trinity · 12-23-2011, 08:18 AM

You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think, and loved more than you know...

pinkgeek · 12-23-2011, 09:27 AM

If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call.

Glenn · 12-23-2011, 09:47 AM

Were you high on crack or something when you bought that outfit?

Why Babydoll, where did you get those shoes, do you need a foot transplant?

pinkgeek · 12-23-2011, 10:55 AM

"An over-inflated ego wrapped in an undeserved sense of entitlement earns a first class ticket to the back of the queue."

pinkgeek · 12-23-2011, 11:36 AM

Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.

*Anya* · 12-23-2011, 04:35 PM

• Brevity is the soul of lingerie

• Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common

• She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B

• I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my hostess

Quotes are from Dorothy Parker, a founder of the Algonquin Round Table and was known for her brainy, verbal wit and satire

(my apologies to dearly-departed Dorothy for changing host to hostess)

Inked_Trinity · 12-23-2011, 08:34 PM

Be careful of bull sharks, they swim in shallow water. Be careful of bullshit too, it swims in shallow people

Inked_Trinity · 12-24-2011, 07:43 AM

It's always an awkward moment when you are standing around in your superhero costume waiting for crime to happen..

Inked_Trinity · 12-26-2011, 08:39 PM

Sex is like mud boggin... the deeper you go the wilder it gets!

12-21-2011, 06:54 AM	#183
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dear ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old G Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"If us poor slobs can't stick together and help each other, then we ain't worth the gun powder to blow our brains out."- (My General)-Granny __________________ 1 Kings 19:12

12-21-2011, 09:00 AM	#184
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	So! Which one of you is the mother? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

12-21-2011, 09:10 AM	#185
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,459 Times in 7,283 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ » I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here - Stephen Bishop __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

12-21-2011, 09:13 AM	#186
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,459 Times in 7,283 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	~~A dress makes no sense unless it inspires butches to want to take it off you. __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

12-21-2011, 09:17 AM	#187
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,459 Times in 7,283 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	• A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. -Redd Foxx OK, I'll stop now __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

12-21-2011, 12:36 PM	#188
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	There's nothing better than sitting on the couch in your underwear. I'm going to enjoy this until the department store security guys show up. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-21-2011, 01:37 PM	#189
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,459 Times in 7,283 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	~A pessimist is a butch who thinks all women are bad~ ~An optimist is a butch who hopes that they are~ snicker __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

12-22-2011, 09:16 AM	#190
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-22-2011, 11:09 PM	#191
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,497 Times in 654 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Love your enemies.. it pisses them off. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. __________________ *Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West

12-23-2011, 08:18 AM	#192
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think, and loved more than you know... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-23-2011, 09:27 AM	#193
pinkgeek Member How Do You Identify?: that grrl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status: captured.... Join Date: May 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 377 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,054 Thanked 1,456 Times in 311 Posts Rep Power: 13998707	If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call. __________________ ------------------------------------ ~pink "I‘m heir to madness. Vessel of perversion. Your nightmare should you cross me." ((Want to read about my life in Hawaii and my ongoing war against the roosters and my pony size dog and my wedding?)) http://www.alohafemme.wordpress.com/

12-23-2011, 09:47 AM	#194
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dear ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old G Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Were you high on crack or something when you bought that outfit? Why Babydoll, where did you get those shoes, do you need a foot transplant? __________________ 1 Kings 19:12

12-23-2011, 10:55 AM	#195
pinkgeek Member How Do You Identify?: that grrl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status: captured.... Join Date: May 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 377 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,054 Thanked 1,456 Times in 311 Posts Rep Power: 13998707	"An over-inflated ego wrapped in an undeserved sense of entitlement earns a first class ticket to the back of the queue." __________________ ------------------------------------ ~pink "I‘m heir to madness. Vessel of perversion. Your nightmare should you cross me." ((Want to read about my life in Hawaii and my ongoing war against the roosters and my pony size dog and my wedding?)) http://www.alohafemme.wordpress.com/

12-23-2011, 11:36 AM	#196
pinkgeek Member How Do You Identify?: that grrl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status: captured.... Join Date: May 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 377 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,054 Thanked 1,456 Times in 311 Posts Rep Power: 13998707	Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame. __________________ ------------------------------------ ~pink "I‘m heir to madness. Vessel of perversion. Your nightmare should you cross me." ((Want to read about my life in Hawaii and my ongoing war against the roosters and my pony size dog and my wedding?)) http://www.alohafemme.wordpress.com/

12-23-2011, 04:35 PM	#197
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,459 Times in 7,283 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	• Brevity is the soul of lingerie • Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common • She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B • I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my hostess Quotes are from Dorothy Parker, a founder of the Algonquin Round Table and was known for her brainy, verbal wit and satire (my apologies to dearly-departed Dorothy for changing host to hostess) __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

12-23-2011, 08:34 PM	#198
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Be careful of bull sharks, they swim in shallow water. Be careful of bullshit too, it swims in shallow people __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-24-2011, 07:43 AM	#199
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	It's always an awkward moment when you are standing around in your superhero costume waiting for crime to happen.. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-26-2011, 08:39 PM	#200
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sex is like mud boggin... the deeper you go the wilder it gets! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

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