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08-17-2011, 11:04 AM
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From "The Bounty" (1984), scored and performed by Vangelis:
~Theo~   
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"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost." -- J. R. R. Tolkien
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08-17-2011, 12:49 PM
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Regular, with sugar 
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08-17-2011, 12:51 PM
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Member
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Femmesensual Transguy Preferred Pronoun?:
He, Him, His Relationship Status:
Dating 
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Location: Rio Vista, CA
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"Morning Dew" — a bad lip reading of Bruno Mars, feat. Lady Gaga and Jay-Z
That dope fiend wanted to strip naked and think Now she's rolling like a pimp, yeah Gonna send flowers to all my foes Drive a Mexican cab to the store Stink and sweat out the juice we got in there I'm damp for the easy muffin What it is, I'm a night trauma life guard Chicken never hurt me I'm a good flavor top dog See me on my float in my bronze tuxedo Stop me at the club, I'm Han, you're Greedo Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli You got a trophy when you won that thing Aunt Sharona hates a puppet Don't freak if your XBOX ain't a pay phone Don't ever make a sick child thick toast Tonight after wine I'ma knock you in the head, and then Grande taco Knock that out If I had a furry pet monkey right here Then I'd take him out to Shady Pine and get a cold beer Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli One time I drew a pink ice castle with a Green hot dog and three light snacks I'ma teach y'all how to scrape out the sink drain A midget said speak with an accent So I did just so I could steal his Porsche while he was tied to a stake in the rain Stop the drama Before I get the sniffles Making happy on my floor, Got a stiffle Boom Bring me my shovel and make one wish Yeah, who wants to see me give a rock to a fish? Whoopsie daisy Someone's in my backseat Eatin' orange slices Think they took my coffee Went to the club Got a jawbreaker We about to party balls Cuz I'm a rainmaker Ay o, girl, you should try them chicken fingers instead of that pizza Mirror, mirror, on my floor Am I the prettiest at the store? Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli Keep wanting your morning dew The world's fastest girl might be wrong We popped the cork, now it's time to go away Keep wanting your morning dew I got that crown, I'll knock you out Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I got ten pounds of peanut brittle And a little poodle got it's coat on Mirror, mirror, on my floor Am I the prettiest at the store? Is this Idaho? Because I will NOT limbo in Idaho. Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading |
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08-17-2011, 01:16 PM
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Member
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human femme spitfire Preferred Pronoun?:
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it's official!
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sap
I'm being a total sap today
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The joy of discovery is certainly the liveliest that the mind of man can ever feel. - Claude Bernard (1813-78) 
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08-17-2011, 01:51 PM
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Senior Member
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old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡ 
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Location: CA
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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08-17-2011, 01:56 PM
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Senior Member
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old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence
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08-17-2011, 02:01 PM
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Senior Member
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old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence
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08-17-2011, 02:38 PM
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Senior Member
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old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence
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08-17-2011, 07:46 PM
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And you said I wasn’t your type!!! 
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My daughter and I sing this together... lol
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08-17-2011, 07:57 PM
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08-17-2011, 09:11 PM
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08-17-2011, 10:13 PM
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08-18-2011, 02:05 AM
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Infamous Member
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08-18-2011, 08:31 AM
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Senior Member
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The Living Proof (from the soundtrack of "The Help") -- Mary J. Blige
It's gonna be a long long journey It's gonna be an uphill climb It's gonna be a tough fight It's gonna be some lonely nights But I'm ready to carry on I'm so glad the worst is over I can start living now I feel like I can do anything And finally I am not afraid to breathe Anything you say to me And everything you do You can't deny the truth Cause I'm the living proof So many of those who fight They just don't make it through But look at me I'm the living proof Oh yes I am Thinking about life's been painful Yes it was Took a lot to learn how to smile So now I'm gonna talk to my people about the storm About the storm Oh so glad the worst is over I can start flying now My best days are right in front of me I'm almost there Cause now I'm free Anything you say to me And everything you do You can't deny the truth Cause I'm the living proof So many of those who fight They just don't make it through But look at me I am the living proof I know where I'm going Cause I know where I've been I'm gonna feel starts that showing I'm gonna keep rolling That's the way that I will Anything you say to me And everything you do You can't deny the truth Cause I'm the living proof So many of those who fight They just don't make it through But look at me I'm the living proof Nothing about my life's been easy But nothing's gonna keep me down 'Cause I know a lot more today Than I knew yesterday So I'm ready to carry on Oh Lordy ~Theo~
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"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost." -- J. R. R. Tolkien
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08-18-2011, 09:05 AM
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Timed Out
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Asshole Join Date: Apr 2011
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08-18-2011, 09:09 AM
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Timed Out
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08-18-2011, 09:13 AM
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Timed Out
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08-18-2011, 01:53 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: New England
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A writ into the night
how come you never go there?
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08-18-2011, 03:16 PM
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I'm on the corner
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken |
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08-18-2011, 03:22 PM
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Member
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Trans man Preferred Pronoun?:
He, Him Relationship Status:
not looking 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Northern England
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say no more ...
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