Speak a Lie ..... - Page 16

christie · 02-02-2010, 01:50 PM

I am not sitting here wondering how many stupid people would die if breathing required thought or effort.

(smiley may be not relevant, but i like it)

Andrew, Jr. · 02-03-2010, 10:53 AM

I have the sex tape of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter. The Youngs don't have the tape in a lockbox.

Andrew, Jr. · 02-04-2010, 08:52 AM

I am just thrilled for the next winter snow storm approaching. Two to three feet of snow is expected. WooHoo! This is just joy wrapped up with a big warm hug of a bow.

NJFemmie · 02-04-2010, 10:54 AM

I am not wishing I were home today.

I am certainly not looking forward to the impending snow storm we're going to have - and certainly am not secretly wishing it would start Sunday into Monday (and Tuesday, and Wednesday).

It's because I always get what I ask for.

NJFemmie · 02-04-2010, 02:24 PM

I did not just read this....

A STORM SYSTEM DEVELOPING OVER THE GULF OF MEXICO TODAY WILL PASS OFF THE CAROLINA COAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN CONTINUE TO THE NORTHEAST ON SATURDAY. SNOW FROM THIS SYSTEM WILL OVERSPREAD THE REGION FROM SOUTH TO NORTH FRIDAY AFTERNOON... THEN CONTINUE THROUGH MUCH OF SATURDAY. SNOWFALL TOTALS OF 12 TO 18 INCHES ARE EXPECTED NEAR THE DELAWARE AND CENTRAL NEW JERSEY COAST WITH UP TO 24 INCHES POSSIBLE OVER SOUTHERN NEW JERSEY AND THE CENTRAL DELMARVA. STRENGTHENING WINDS FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY WILL CREATE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW WHICH WILL REDUCE VISIBILITIES TO UNDER ONE- QUARTER MILE AT TIMES.

Nope, didn't see it, and my back isn't starting to hurt already.

Andrew, Jr. · 02-25-2010, 06:28 PM

I love shoveling snow. The more the better.

I hate all queer femmes wearing silk nighties and thongs. Really now.

Andrew

Andrew, Jr. · 02-26-2010, 09:41 AM

I hate listening to wind chimes. They grate on my nerves.

I hate free parking meters. Really. I want to pay as much as possible.

BestButchBoy · 02-26-2010, 10:44 AM

I love winter.

NJFemmie · 02-26-2010, 11:02 AM

I was thrilled to get a call first thing this morning telling me that we are working today. I wasn't happy that I came in late, but then again, I enjoy car sliding my way through icy streets.

My feet aren't cold and I hate Mare's chicken soup .... and .... I don't want a nap.

Andrew, Jr. · 03-03-2010, 02:21 PM

I hate electric heaters that work in the winter.

I hate grilling.

I love being lied too. Just makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over!

I love it when my garden doesn't bloom. Fabulous.

Lady Pamela · 03-03-2010, 04:28 PM

I am a clone made by the government ..And was sent here to spy on you!

UofMfan · 03-03-2010, 06:01 PM

I had a nap today and feel great!

Gentle Tiger · 03-05-2010, 12:04 AM

I am not anal. I can calmly observed things that are out of order, incorrectly placed or just flat out don't belong in a particular spot. It is not a struggle to leave said items as they are and not try to fix them. And I did not cringe when I read one of June's posts that was deliberately misspelled and deliberately misused the apostrophe. Nope, my eyes did not become enlarged from the shock!

And I didn't laugh at some of the items posted in this thread.

Lady Pamela · 03-05-2010, 08:08 AM

I love it when I am woken up from a peaceful slumber.. to the sound of pissed off people yelling or complaining!

NJFemmie · 03-05-2010, 09:02 AM

I am never baffled when I wake up in the middle of the night to find my one arm out of my shirt and said shirt being pushed up to my neck and lying in bed totally uncovered.

I should stop drinking this regularly:

Lady Pamela · 03-05-2010, 09:04 AM

Ohhh I just can't tell you how much I love getting old...Another year has come my way...It made my day...It made my day!....SMILE

bigbutchmistie · 03-05-2010, 09:04 AM

I am not gonna enjoy this beautiful Friday

I will not enjoy the dinner and margaritas after work

I am not glad the weekend is finally here

NJFemmie · 03-05-2010, 09:06 AM

My bosses' son did not just break wind and hastily run out the front door.

It's not going to be one of THOSE days.

Ugh.

NJFemmie · 03-05-2010, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Pamela

Ohhh I just can't tell you how much I love getting old...Another year has come my way...It made my day...It made my day!....SMILE

Bahaha! I hated this! No thanks!

NJFemmie · 03-05-2010, 09:29 AM

Okay.... so my bosses' son did not just walk up to me all taped up in black tape and asked (well, mumbled to) me that he wanted his hands bound in said tape.

Pretty soon, this won't be him....

uhhh, yeah ... it won't be one of those days after all ...

02-04-2010, 10:54 AM	#304
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I am not wishing I were home today. I am certainly not looking forward to the impending snow storm we're going to have - and certainly am not secretly wishing it would start Sunday into Monday (and Tuesday, and Wednesday). It's because I always get what I ask for. __________________

02-04-2010, 02:24 PM	#305
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I did not just read this.... A STORM SYSTEM DEVELOPING OVER THE GULF OF MEXICO TODAY WILL PASS OFF THE CAROLINA COAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN CONTINUE TO THE NORTHEAST ON SATURDAY. SNOW FROM THIS SYSTEM WILL OVERSPREAD THE REGION FROM SOUTH TO NORTH FRIDAY AFTERNOON... THEN CONTINUE THROUGH MUCH OF SATURDAY. SNOWFALL TOTALS OF 12 TO 18 INCHES ARE EXPECTED NEAR THE DELAWARE AND CENTRAL NEW JERSEY COAST WITH UP TO 24 INCHES POSSIBLE OVER SOUTHERN NEW JERSEY AND THE CENTRAL DELMARVA. STRENGTHENING WINDS FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY WILL CREATE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW WHICH WILL REDUCE VISIBILITIES TO UNDER ONE- QUARTER MILE AT TIMES. Nope, didn't see it, and my back isn't starting to hurt already. __________________

02-26-2010, 11:02 AM	#309
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I was thrilled to get a call first thing this morning telling me that we are working today. I wasn't happy that I came in late, but then again, I enjoy car sliding my way through icy streets. My feet aren't cold and I hate Mare's chicken soup .... and .... I don't want a nap. __________________

03-03-2010, 04:28 PM	#311
Lady Pamela Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A Lady..Femme..Free Spirit with a touch of survivalist woman in me. Preferred Pronoun?: Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status: In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Live in Utah but take trips to Arkansas. Plan to move there eventually. Posts: 2,579 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,073 Thanked 5,940 Times in 1,609 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Tell a lie I am a clone made by the government ..And was sent here to spy on you!

03-05-2010, 12:04 AM	#313
Gentle Tiger Moderator How Do You Identify?: As a Tiger of course Preferred Pronoun?: Not the Old Man Relationship Status: Two Tigers Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern California Posts: 7,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,001 Thanked 15,991 Times in 3,993 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I am not anal. I can calmly observed things that are out of order, incorrectly placed or just flat out don't belong in a particular spot. It is not a struggle to leave said items as they are and not try to fix them. And I did not cringe when I read one of June's posts that was deliberately misspelled and deliberately misused the apostrophe. Nope, my eyes did not become enlarged from the shock! And I didn't laugh at some of the items posted in this thread. __________________ Please like

02-02-2010, 01:50 PM	#301
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753262	I am not sitting here wondering how many stupid people would die if breathing required thought or effort. (smiley may be not relevant, but i like it)

02-03-2010, 10:53 AM	#302
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	I have the sex tape of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter. The Youngs don't have the tape in a lockbox.

02-04-2010, 08:52 AM	#303
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	I am just thrilled for the next winter snow storm approaching. Two to three feet of snow is expected. WooHoo! This is just joy wrapped up with a big warm hug of a bow.

02-25-2010, 06:28 PM	#306
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	I love shoveling snow. The more the better. I hate all queer femmes wearing silk nighties and thongs. Really now. Andrew

02-26-2010, 09:41 AM	#307
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	I hate listening to wind chimes. They grate on my nerves. I hate free parking meters. Really. I want to pay as much as possible.

02-26-2010, 10:44 AM	#308
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,450 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I love winter.

03-03-2010, 02:21 PM	#310
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	I hate electric heaters that work in the winter. I hate grilling. I love being lied too. Just makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over! I love it when my garden doesn't bloom. Fabulous.

03-03-2010, 06:01 PM	#312
UofMfan Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: A very happy Mr. Grumpy Cat Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Neither here or there Posts: 7,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 27,733 Thanked 18,935 Times in 4,705 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I had a nap today and feel great!

03-05-2010, 08:08 AM	#314
Lady Pamela Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A Lady..Femme..Free Spirit with a touch of survivalist woman in me. Preferred Pronoun?: Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status: In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Live in Utah but take trips to Arkansas. Plan to move there eventually. Posts: 2,579 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,073 Thanked 5,940 Times in 1,609 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Speak a lie... I love it when I am woken up from a peaceful slumber.. to the sound of pissed off people yelling or complaining!

03-05-2010, 09:02 AM	#315
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I am never baffled when I wake up in the middle of the night to find my one arm out of my shirt and said shirt being pushed up to my neck and lying in bed totally uncovered. I should stop drinking this regularly: __________________

03-05-2010, 09:04 AM	#316
Lady Pamela Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A Lady..Femme..Free Spirit with a touch of survivalist woman in me. Preferred Pronoun?: Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status: In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Live in Utah but take trips to Arkansas. Plan to move there eventually. Posts: 2,579 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,073 Thanked 5,940 Times in 1,609 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	TELL A LIE Ohhh I just can't tell you how much I love getting old...Another year has come my way...It made my day...It made my day!....SMILE

03-05-2010, 09:04 AM	#317
bigbutchmistie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Since You Need A Label. Butch Relationship Status: Still Dreaming Of My Happily Ever After Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Arlington Texas Posts: 4,009 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,950 Thanked 5,364 Times in 1,941 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I am not gonna enjoy this beautiful Friday I will not enjoy the dinner and margaritas after work I am not glad the weekend is finally here

03-05-2010, 09:06 AM	#318
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	My bosses' son did not just break wind and hastily run out the front door. It's not going to be one of *THOSE* days. Ugh. __________________

03-05-2010, 09:29 AM	#320
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Okay.... so my bosses' son did not just walk up to me all taped up in black tape and asked (well, mumbled to) me that he wanted his hands bound in said tape. Pretty soon, this won't be him.... uhhh, yeah ... it won't be one of those days after all ... __________________

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