Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 17

Wolfsong · 06-21-2012, 04:47 PM

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone

Inked_Trinity · 06-30-2012, 05:01 PM

when you stir the shit sooner or later you'll lick the spoon.

Inked_Trinity · 06-30-2012, 05:02 PM

A sigh is a deep cleansing breath to prepare for the shit you're about to put up with.

pinkgeek · 09-16-2012, 11:07 AM

“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”

pinkgeek · 09-16-2012, 11:09 AM

“The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.”

Inked_Trinity · 09-22-2012, 04:31 PM

still doesn't care... isn't consistency great?!

Inked_Trinity · 09-22-2012, 04:32 PM

will now be charging a $20.00 service fee for stupidity. There will also be a $40.00 surcharge if the stupidity is accompanied by whining.

cinnamongrrl · 09-25-2012, 01:18 AM

y'all made me laugh at a time when i needed it! i want tshirts with this chit on it!

JAGG · 09-25-2012, 04:46 AM

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I just can't stick my head up my ass that far !"

(would love to say this to my little brother sometimes) hahahah

firegal · 09-28-2012, 06:23 AM

What do we call stupid people?

Job security!

Inked_Trinity · 10-02-2012, 05:39 AM

I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning...and apparently completely delirious too!

Prudence · 10-31-2012, 10:34 PM

"Don't expect to walk in the sewer and not get shit on your shoes."

homoe · 11-05-2012, 11:38 AM

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person~

LipstickLola · 11-05-2012, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justkim

An oldie but a goodie! .....

pinkgeek · 11-09-2012, 02:28 AM

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."

homoe · 12-11-2012, 12:50 PM

A new broom always sweeps clean~

Prudence · 12-11-2012, 03:16 PM

"Bitch .. get out of the sun. I don't like the smell of burning plastic"

Prudence · 12-11-2012, 03:28 PM

"100,000 sperm, and you where the fastest?"

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2012, 07:42 PM

I won't take a bullet for you because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2012, 07:43 PM

I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive really slow so everyone else is late for work.

06-30-2012, 05:01 PM	#322
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	when you stir the shit sooner or later you'll lick the spoon. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

06-30-2012, 05:02 PM	#323
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	A sigh is a deep cleansing breath to prepare for the shit you're about to put up with. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

09-16-2012, 11:07 AM	#324
pinkgeek Member How Do You Identify?: that grrl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status: captured.... Join Date: May 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 377 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,054 Thanked 1,456 Times in 311 Posts Rep Power: 13998707	“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.” __________________ ------------------------------------ ~pink "I‘m heir to madness. Vessel of perversion. Your nightmare should you cross me." ((Want to read about my life in Hawaii and my ongoing war against the roosters and my pony size dog and my wedding?)) http://www.alohafemme.wordpress.com/

09-16-2012, 11:09 AM	#325
pinkgeek Member How Do You Identify?: that grrl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status: captured.... Join Date: May 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 377 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,054 Thanked 1,456 Times in 311 Posts Rep Power: 13998707	“The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.” __________________ ------------------------------------ ~pink "I‘m heir to madness. Vessel of perversion. Your nightmare should you cross me." ((Want to read about my life in Hawaii and my ongoing war against the roosters and my pony size dog and my wedding?)) http://www.alohafemme.wordpress.com/

09-22-2012, 04:31 PM	#326
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	still doesn't care... isn't consistency great?! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

06-21-2012, 04:47 PM	#321
Wolfsong Member How Do You Identify?: Aw man....another label? Preferred Pronoun?: Boys will be boys Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2012 Location: 60south-side Posts: 576 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 529 Thanked 2,031 Times in 418 Posts Rep Power: 20231739	Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone

09-22-2012, 04:32 PM	#327
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	will now be charging a $20.00 service fee for stupidity. There will also be a $40.00 surcharge if the stupidity is accompanied by whining. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

09-25-2012, 01:18 AM	#328
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,660 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,225 Thanked 27,596 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	y'all made me laugh at a time when i needed it! i want tshirts with this chit on it!

09-25-2012, 04:46 AM	#329
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I just can't stick my head up my ass that far !" (would love to say this to my little brother sometimes) hahahah __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

09-28-2012, 06:23 AM	#330
firegal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Don't let the gal part of my screen name fool ya I,m ALL butch! Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Tacoma,Washington Posts: 2,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,853 Thanked 11,706 Times in 2,469 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	What do we call stupid people? Job security!

10-02-2012, 05:39 AM	#331
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning...and apparently completely delirious too! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

10-31-2012, 10:34 PM	#332
Prudence Member How Do You Identify?: "congratulations, it's a girl" Preferred Pronoun?: Woman Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Second star to the right, and straight on till morning. Posts: 509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,333 Thanked 1,178 Times in 363 Posts Rep Power: 9187054	"Don't expect to walk in the sewer and not get shit on your shoes."

11-05-2012, 11:38 AM	#333
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,560 Times in 14,919 Posts Rep Power: 21474890	I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person~

11-09-2012, 02:28 AM	#335
pinkgeek Member How Do You Identify?: that grrl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status: captured.... Join Date: May 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 377 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,054 Thanked 1,456 Times in 311 Posts Rep Power: 13998707	“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence." __________________ ------------------------------------ ~pink "I‘m heir to madness. Vessel of perversion. Your nightmare should you cross me." ((Want to read about my life in Hawaii and my ongoing war against the roosters and my pony size dog and my wedding?)) http://www.alohafemme.wordpress.com/

12-11-2012, 12:50 PM	#336
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,560 Times in 14,919 Posts Rep Power: 21474890	A new broom always sweeps clean~

12-11-2012, 03:16 PM	#337
Prudence Member How Do You Identify?: "congratulations, it's a girl" Preferred Pronoun?: Woman Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Second star to the right, and straight on till morning. Posts: 509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,333 Thanked 1,178 Times in 363 Posts Rep Power: 9187054	"Bitch .. get out of the sun. I don't like the smell of burning plastic" __________________ "There is a vitality, a life force, and energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all of time, this expression is unique."---Martha Graham

12-11-2012, 03:28 PM	#338
Prudence Member How Do You Identify?: "congratulations, it's a girl" Preferred Pronoun?: Woman Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Second star to the right, and straight on till morning. Posts: 509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,333 Thanked 1,178 Times in 363 Posts Rep Power: 9187054	BWHAHAHA "100,000 sperm, and you where the fastest?" __________________ "There is a vitality, a life force, and energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all of time, this expression is unique."---Martha Graham

12-12-2012, 07:42 PM	#339
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I won't take a bullet for you because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-12-2012, 07:43 PM	#340
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive really slow so everyone else is late for work. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

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