The Offical Honey Do List

[christie]

Originally Posted by labete

The lists my honey makes for herself are so long, I don't think I could in good conscience make one for her*. She stays so busy tackling those lists that I don't ask her to do anything bigger than helping me carry something unless it's really something she's a lot better at than I am, like helping clear the %&^$#%^ privet hedge to make a path to the creek.




*To be fair, we're not living together, but I never made a honey-do list for anyone I did live with, either.

Privets... of the debil... I got banned from yardwork when I took the clippers to the one in our former yard. It looked a lil something like this

Originally Posted by wolfwalker

walking back up to the house from the greenhouse. its late afternoon and the big stuff is done. all the critters are settled and happy. everything in the greenhouse and outside grow areas are happy happy. things are no longer falling off in my hands. LOL WoW those flowers are growing nicely.

the whole farm is starting to look like a good partnership.

coming inside, Damn something smells really good, several somethings. delish woman, delish food cooking. Time for a hot shower and get clean for dinner.

ok, some quick close down stuff, everything closed up. LIly the pig all happy and content. dogs final out for the nite.

back to the house, find the woman, lock the bedroom door,

Now honey, DO ME I have a honey do list too !!

wolf

HA! Yes, ya'll have those honey do lists too!

[Sachita]

Originally Posted by wolfwalker

walking back up to the house from the greenhouse. its late afternoon and the big stuff is done. all the critters are settled and happy. everything in the greenhouse and outside grow areas are happy happy. things are no longer falling off in my hands. LOL WoW those flowers are growing nicely.

the whole farm is starting to look like a good partnership.

coming inside, Damn something smells really good, several somethings. delish woman, delish food cooking. Time for a hot shower and get clean for dinner.

ok, some quick close down stuff, everything closed up. LIly the pig all happy and content. dogs final out for the nite.

back to the house, find the woman, lock the bedroom door,

Now honey, DO ME I have a honey do list too !!

wolf

Oh baby you can sure bet this woman plans on rocking your world. Your "Do me list" will look like child's play when I'm done with you.

There is a big secret butches, men, etc, learn about women like us (looking at Christie)... when we're happy we will will exceed your expectations. When we're not shit just ain't right. In the south we have a saying- "When mama aint happy no one is happy." Consider it a golden rule. lol

So bring it on boy.

[labete]

Originally Posted by christie0918

Privets... of the debil... I got banned from yardwork when I took the clippers to the one in our former yard. It looked a lil something like this

Amen ... I hate privet hedge with a passion. It's worse than the kudzu at the back of the yard. I cut it and cut it and cut it and it's like that saying about grey hairs, "pluck one and ten more take its place."

[NJFemmie]

When you're done with them - send them my way ...

We have a sun porch we'd like to have remodeled-and I would also like to have a wood burning stove put in there for Mare. A nice bay window in the living room would be awesome. Oh and if they're handy with landscaping - I'd like to re-do my front and rear yard. Flower beds optional (but preferred).

[wolfwalker]

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

When you're done with them - send them my way ...

We have a sun porch we'd like to have remodeled-and I would also like to have a wood burning stove put in there for Mare. A nice bay window in the living room would be awesome. Oh and if they're handy with landscaping - I'd like to re-do my front and rear yard. Flower beds optional (but preferred).

what are we? the traveling Wilberry's??????????? LOL

[NJFemmie]

Originally Posted by wolfwalker

what are we? the traveling Wilberry's??????????? LOL

LOL ... I don't know, are you? Do you look like one of these guys?

All I know is you'll be well fed and entertained by my incredibly witty sense of humor. (in case you weren't sure, that was an example of it).

And I might let you play with the Wii on breaks. I'll even let you play my character on Mario Kart.

[christie]

Originally Posted by labete

Amen ... I hate privet hedge with a passion. It's worse than the kudzu at the back of the yard. I cut it and cut it and cut it and it's like that saying about grey hairs, "pluck one and ten more take its place."

In the same yard, the previous resident planted vinca in the beds along the border of the house.

I wish I had a dollah for every time I heard Jess out there pulling it up, "Stupid WHORE!!!" I didn't even have to look out the window, I knew what Hy was doing!

Now, its mumbling under Hys breath as Hy is pulling up the "creecy greens" that Momma planted in the flower beds. We have a garden the size of most people's lawns, yet she planted greens in the flowers

Yet another reason to be banned from the yardwork!

[christie]

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

LOL ... I don't know, are you? Do you look like one of these guys?

All I know is you'll be well fed and entertained by my incredibly witty sense of humor. (in case you weren't sure, that was an example of it).

And I might let you play with the Wii on breaks. I'll even let you play my character on Mario Kart.

HA! *looks at Sachita*

There is our retirement plan... "Two Queers and a hammer"

We can load them up in Jess's "Beast truck" and send them on the road when our honeydo lists are light.



Jus' doin the math...

[Sachita]

Originally Posted by christie0918

HA! *looks at Sachita*

There is our retirement plan... "Two Queers and a hammer"

We can load them up in Jess's "Beast truck" and send them on the road when our honeydo lists are light.



Jus' doin the math...

lol - thats it, we'll feed 'em good, make 'em strong, shove them outta the house and make some money. lol
I'm 150% sure my honey has this covered. Not worried.

[NJFemmie]

Originally Posted by Sachita

lol - thats it, we'll feed 'em good, make 'em strong, shove them outta the house and make some money. lol
I'm 150% sure my honey has this covered. Not worried.

Money? I was talking grub and Wii.... *mumbling*
(see cat caption below)

[WolfyOne]

Originally Posted by christie0918

HA! *looks at Sachita*

There is our retirement plan... "Two Queers and a hammer"

We can load them up in Jess's "Beast truck" and send them on the road when our honeydo lists are light.



Jus' doin the math...

Reading this made me smile.....liking when you do math because it adds up to DOLLARS and SENSE.

[NJFemmie]

Originally Posted by Sachita

lol - thats it, we'll feed 'em good, make 'em strong, shove them outta the house and make some money. lol
I'm 150% sure my honey has this covered. Not worried.

Originally Posted by WolfyOne

Reading this made me smile.....liking when you do math because it adds up to DOLLARS and SENSE.

I was thinking CALORIES and BEER... but whatevah.

[christie]

Originally Posted by Sachita

There is a big secret butches, men, etc, learn about women like us (looking at Christie)... when we're happy we will will exceed your expectations. When we're not shit just ain't right. In the south we have a saying- "When mama aint happy no one is happy." Consider it a golden rule. lol

So bring it on boy.

Lawd hav' mercy...

When my world isn't right, you best believe that NO ONE's world is right.

My exhubby (who is also one of our close friends) has often said to Jess, "I'll be prayin for ya"

For the most part, I still think that my houseDaddy/gigalo has a pretty good deal. The most important things on the list are usually unspoken:

- Get buff
- Put out

[WolfyOne]

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

I was thinking CALORIES and BEER... but whatevah.

CALORIES and BEER could add up to DOLLARS and SENSE. Depends on what they can consume while there.........just saying.

[Sachita]

Originally Posted by christie0918

Lawd hav' mercy...

When my world isn't right, you best believe that NO ONE's world is right.

My exhubby (who is also one of our close friends) has often said to Jess, "I'll be prayin for ya"

For the most part, I still think that my houseDaddy/gigalo has a pretty good deal. The most important things on the list are usually unspoken:

- Get buff
- Put out

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo damn! Must be nice to be a hunk of burning love Jess!

I think I might be a little more demanding than you Daddy Duty is a given. The rest is gravy. We both know how much us southern girls love us some gravy. The more the better.

I want to open a produce stand. <----- add to honey do list

[Sachita]

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

I was thinking CALORIES and BEER... but whatevah.

lol- Oh hell no! I have a plan and a good one too. It's lots of veggies, fruit and major healthy living backed up with kisses all over his face or anywhere else he need 'em, vitamins and a home & family he can kick back and say "yeah, its worth it!"

[NJFemmie]

Originally Posted by Sachita

lol- Oh hell no! I have a plan and a good one too. It's lots of veggies, fruit and major healthy living backed up with kisses all over his face or anywhere else he need 'em, vitamins and a home & family he can kick back and say "yeah, its worth it!"

.... you say toh-mah-toh .... *smirk*

[Sachita]

The "Honey Do List" is also the "Honey Wish List"

do feel free to DO or Wish away.


Honey I wish you were here right now.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by always2late

Only got one thing on my list:

1 - Come home (preferably in one piece and without any bullet wounds....please)

Thirty-eight posts, thus far, and this is the only ONE containing the word "please".

Nice.

[wolfwalker]

Originally Posted by Gemme

Thirty-eight posts, thus far, and this is the only ONE containing the word "please".

Nice.

Please can be said in many ways