Quotes, Poems, & Sayings... - Page 211

Janstevie · 10-03-2010, 06:23 AM

How long is a minute, depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.

Diva · 10-03-2010, 08:49 AM

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

~George Carlin

Diva · 10-03-2010, 08:50 AM

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

~George Carlin

Diva · 10-03-2010, 08:56 AM

I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person.

~Ellen DeGeneres

Mister Bent · 10-03-2010, 09:17 AM

"You work a little magic on their vulva, and the next thing you know, someone's in love."

- M. Bent

Diva · 10-03-2010, 04:57 PM

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

~Dr. Seuss

always2late · 10-03-2010, 05:00 PM

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius

JAGG · 10-03-2010, 05:30 PM

" Lack of integrity, is the building block of failure."
" Integrity is the essence of everything successful."

JAGG · 10-03-2010, 05:39 PM

" Instant gratification, and a lack of self-restraint, is a receipe for moral bancruptcy."

JAGG · 10-03-2010, 05:40 PM

"There is no right way, to do the wrong thing."

jenny · 10-03-2010, 06:21 PM

"The universe is made of stories, not atoms." ~ Muriel Rukeyser

moxie · 10-03-2010, 07:37 PM

“I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then." - Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

chefhottie25 · 10-03-2010, 08:55 PM

old maids...sandra cisneros
My cousins and I,
we don't marry.
We're too old
by Mexican standards.
And the relatives
have long suspected
we can't anymore
in white.

My cousins and I,
we're all old
maids at thirty.

Who won't dress children,
and never saints--
though we undress them.

The aunts,
they've given up on us.
No longer nudge--You're next.

Instead--
What happened in your childhood?
What left you all mean teens?
Who hurt you, honey?

But we've studied
marriages too long--

Aunt Ariadne,
Tia Vashti,
Comadre Penelope,
querida Malintzin,
Senora Pumpkin Shell--

lessons that served us well.

Jet · 10-03-2010, 09:04 PM

"I swear Scout, you act more like a girl all the time." —Jim, To Kill A Mockingbird.

Hack · 10-03-2010, 09:08 PM

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ~Voltaire

Butterbean · 10-04-2010, 01:20 AM

Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.

~George Eliot

CrankyOldGuy · 10-04-2010, 05:27 AM

I had a marketing idea that everybody hated, decency is sexy.
James L. Brooks

femmedyke · 10-04-2010, 05:55 AM

I will not live in fear of falling or catching fire. I choose to inhabit my days, to allow my living to open me, to make me less afraid, more accessible, to loosen my heart until it becomes a wing, a torch, a promise. I choose to risk my significance; to live so that which came to me as seed goes to the next as blossom and that which came to me as blossom goes on as fruit. ~ Dawna Markova ~

MysticOceansFL · 10-04-2010, 06:32 AM

“There are moments in life, when the heart is so full of emotion That if by chance it be shaken, or into its depths like a pebble Drops some careless word, it overflows, and its secret, Spilt on the ground like water, can never be gathered together”

MsTinkerbelly · 10-04-2010, 10:04 AM

Cynthia Nixon from a panal she was on:

“I want to say to the gentleman to my left, gay people who want to marry have no desire to redefine marriage in any way. When women got the vote they did not redefine voting. When African-Americans got the right to sit at a lunch counter alongside white people, they did not redefine eating out. They were simply invited to the table…We have no desire to change marriage. We want to be entitled to not only the same privileges, but the same responsibilities as straight people.”

10-03-2010, 08:49 AM	#4202
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Since it's National Sarcastic Awareness Month, George Carlin is in order..... If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. ~George Carlin

10-03-2010, 08:56 AM	#4204
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	And some Ellen for good measure....and because it's Sunday...<smile> I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person. ~Ellen DeGeneres

10-03-2010, 09:17 AM	#4205
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,722 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Why one night stands don't work "You work a little magic on their vulva, and the next thing you know, someone's in love." - M. Bent __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

10-03-2010, 05:00 PM	#4207
always2late Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 2,000 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius __________________ Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi

10-03-2010, 05:30 PM	#4208
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Integrity " Lack of integrity, is the building block of failure." " Integrity is the essence of everything successful." __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

10-03-2010, 06:23 AM	#4201
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	How long is a minute, depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.

10-03-2010, 08:50 AM	#4203
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ~George Carlin

10-03-2010, 04:57 PM	#4206
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. ~Dr. Seuss

10-03-2010, 05:39 PM	#4209
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	right " Instant gratification, and a lack of self-restraint, is a receipe for moral bancruptcy." __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

10-03-2010, 05:40 PM	#4210
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	right "There is no right way, to do the wrong thing." __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

10-03-2010, 06:21 PM	#4211
jenny Member How Do You Identify?: queer femme Relationship Status: inquire within Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 956 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 434 Thanked 1,593 Times in 580 Posts Rep Power: 5091118	"The universe is made of stories, not atoms." ~ Muriel Rukeyser __________________ "How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." ~ Anne Frank “Life's most persistent and urgent question is: 'What are you doing for others?'” ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

10-03-2010, 07:37 PM	#4212
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,765 Times in 1,846 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	“I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then." - Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

10-03-2010, 08:55 PM	#4213
chefhottie25 Member How Do You Identify?: boi Preferred Pronoun?: hy Relationship Status: happily taken Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: ohio Posts: 1,406 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26 Thanked 889 Times in 478 Posts Rep Power: 1175217	old maids...sandra cisneros My cousins and I, we don't marry. We're too old by Mexican standards. And the relatives have long suspected we can't anymore in white. My cousins and I, we're all old maids at thirty. Who won't dress children, and never saints-- though we undress them. The aunts, they've given up on us. No longer nudge--You're next. Instead-- What happened in your childhood? What left you all mean teens? Who hurt you, honey? But we've studied marriages too long-- Aunt Ariadne, Tia Vashti, Comadre Penelope, querida Malintzin, Senora Pumpkin Shell-- lessons that served us well.

10-03-2010, 09:04 PM	#4214
Jet Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: .. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .. Posts: 3,471 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 292 Thanked 2,647 Times in 1,293 Posts Rep Power: 0	"I swear Scout, you act more like a girl all the time." —Jim, To Kill A Mockingbird.

10-03-2010, 09:08 PM	#4215
Hack Just a guy. How Do You Identify?: Just a guy Preferred Pronoun?: male Relationship Status: Sparkle's consort Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: MA Posts: 1,458 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 807 Thanked 3,776 Times in 958 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ~Voltaire

10-04-2010, 01:20 AM	#4216
Butterbean Member How Do You Identify?: ---- Preferred Pronoun?: ---- Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: ----- Posts: 1,143 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,417 Thanked 2,215 Times in 771 Posts Rep Power: 17690475	Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns. ~George Eliot

10-04-2010, 05:27 AM	#4217
CrankyOldGuy Member How Do You Identify?: Just the right amount of wrong Preferred Pronoun?: [sic] Basturd Relationship Status: She turns my crank Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Between The Lines Posts: 342 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 110 Thanked 392 Times in 163 Posts Rep Power: 2224210	I had a marketing idea that everybody hated, decency is sexy. James L. Brooks __________________ "To say nothing, to do nothing, stops nothing" - Roni McCall, Founder, Through Their Eyes, The National Animal Abuse Registry

10-04-2010, 05:55 AM	#4218
femmedyke Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: mostly in my head Posts: 396 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 638 Thanked 957 Times in 198 Posts Rep Power: 8571021	I will not die an unlived life. I will not live in fear of falling or catching fire. I choose to inhabit my days, to allow my living to open me, to make me less afraid, more accessible, to loosen my heart until it becomes a wing, a torch, a promise. I choose to risk my significance; to live so that which came to me as seed goes to the next as blossom and that which came to me as blossom goes on as fruit. ~ Dawna Markova ~ __________________ “purple does something strange to me” -charles bukowski

10-04-2010, 06:32 AM	#4219
MysticOceansFL Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Preferred Pronoun?: People call me by my nic name. Relationship Status: Not Single, Not Desperate. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 3,833 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,645 Thanked 4,033 Times in 1,720 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	“There are moments in life, when the heart is so full of emotion That if by chance it be shaken, or into its depths like a pebble Drops some careless word, it overflows, and its secret, Spilt on the ground like water, can never be gathered together” __________________ Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation. It is said, " Some lives are linked across time..... Connected by an ancient calling that echoes through the ages "......

10-04-2010, 10:04 AM	#4220
MsTinkerbelly Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: ... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 6,573 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,737 Thanked 22,907 Times in 5,017 Posts Rep Power: 0	Cynthia Nixon from a panal she was on: “I want to say to the gentleman to my left, gay people who want to marry have no desire to redefine marriage in any way. When women got the vote they did not redefine voting. When African-Americans got the right to sit at a lunch counter alongside white people, they did not redefine eating out. They were simply invited to the table…We have no desire to change marriage. We want to be entitled to not only the same privileges, but the same responsibilities as straight people.”

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