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11-24-2012, 09:18 PM
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Through a stroke of luck, fate, and two wonderful friends...we will soon be bringing a new puppy home. Needless to say, we are both very excited! GHD has been looking at websites for dog toys, accessories, etc...
GHD: Look at this! Me: Uh...that coat is too big for a puppy. GHD: Oh...you're right, we'll have to wait til he gets bigger. But look at this! Me: He's not going to need boots...besides you don't want him to get tenderfooted GHD: Oh...you're right. BUT LOOK AT THIS!!! Me: Sigh...honey....why would he need goggles??? GHD: They're "doggles"! Me: Sigh
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12-16-2012, 12:30 AM
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I am drunkenly cooking bacon and eggs, M is drunkenly stuffing a stocking and watching Archer.
M: Honey, could you pass me a beer please? Me: What am I, your beer-fetching servitude thing? M: No, baby, you're closest to the fridge. Me: Post feminism, my fucking ass. Me: *picks up nearest mason jar, smells contents* This is not wine. It is water. M: *gets up, gently moves me aside and fetches a beer* |
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12-25-2012, 09:37 AM
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She Blinded Me With Science
Merry Christmas All!.....
8yo Mancub: I'm not going to do anything, I'm just LOOKING at my Chemistry Set. Me: Okay Mancub: I have my safety goggles on.... Me: Good ! Mancub: I'm ready to do some Science. Me: no. I don't think so. Mancub: Whyyyyyyyy noooot.....?!?! Me: Because you have nothing else on. Mancub: (looks down at his naked body only wearing underpants) Oh yeah. :::giggles::: He returns from his room now wearing the safety goggles, underwear.....and shoes. This is how he's dressed and eating breakfast. |
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12-25-2012, 09:50 AM
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gettng ready to watch "american horror story" this is the exchange
sneeze from the cat several of them me: Bud r u ok cinn: maybe he is allergic to the pine tree me: bud sneezed cinn: I know me: what pine tree cinn: the tree oh wait that isnt a real tree I love her so |
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02-25-2013, 07:18 PM
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I swear I was standing quietly in my own cubical ....
one coworker to the younger one after the younger one asked for 3 favors in a row..
younger one : "Can I ride with you? " coworker who had already admitted to major PMS: "YOU'RE HANGING OFF MY LEFT TIT!!" me: .gif "Say What?") ... ROFLMAO!!! that did not just come from YOUR mouth! who are you?
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02-25-2013, 07:41 PM
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I just heard this comversation between my nephews outside through the window
Youngest "why do you think mom wants us to stay out of her room? Did she buy us gifts?" Oldest "No, I think she got dad a gift that he gets to unwrap secretly" Youngest "NO FAIR! I want to be the one to unwrap moms present! Do you think we'll ever get to use it?" Oldest "let's wait a few months to find out" Meanwhile I am sitting here spitting out my tea and trying not to crack up. |
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05-12-2013, 06:24 PM
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camping buddy to passengers as we're headed back to camp..."ya'all sucked all the juice outa my slushy! !"
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05-17-2013, 05:04 PM
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a Facebook exchange with my 19 yr old son:
son: drugs are not the answer, mother.. (he's commenting on a Marilyn Monroe quote picture thingy) me: now who's the fun-sucker, son?!  (he called me a fun-sucker once when he was little lol)son: And the tables turn. Soon I'll be changing your diapers you old fart *blink* LMHO!!
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05-25-2013, 11:33 PM
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Hollylane: I couldn't get Chessie to respond to "leave it" or "drop it", so I taught him "givey", he understands "givey" really well!
Gaige: You should teach him the words "Drop it Hon" or "Leave it, Hon", he'd understand that. Hollylane: Why? Because he'd be so appalled by the Baltimore pronunciation of "Hon"? Gaige: No, it would be natural for him, because he's a Chesapeake Bay Retriever. |
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05-29-2013, 07:56 AM
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"Get your hairy ass out of my face!" wth? I'm way over here, and I'm waxed
(muttering'fucking cats') |
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05-29-2013, 02:13 PM
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"I tried to fit in all the Big Bangs I could!"
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10-03-2013, 09:57 PM
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At the beach with some of my partner's friends:
Me: *watching some people next to us play with lighted bocce balls* OMG the blue balls are so awesome, I want those. Me: *to the guy who was playing bocce with them* HEY! I want your blue balls!! The whole beach: *SILENCE*
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06-21-2013, 11:39 PM
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after 'movie night' discussion
me: give me my blanket and pillow
them : what do you mean 'mine ' ? It's got a wolf on it! me: possession is 9 tenths of the law and I've been sleeping with the bitch! :P them : (said in shock and dismay) you've been sleeping with the bitch? well alrighty then!
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10-03-2013, 11:54 AM
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My partner: "You sure do know your balls..... *long pause*......meatballs, matzo balls..."
Me: *laughing so hard I can't breathe* "Indeed I do!"
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08-30-2014, 05:16 PM
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Bloo stop using your sister's neck as a binkie.
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09-06-2014, 01:57 AM
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What I said: Want me to help with that?
What they said, in a sleepy voice: I don't think your hands are big enough to wrap around it. My response: ohhhhh really?? (Laughing hard and naughty giggle) I wasn't talking about THAT kinda help!
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11-24-2014, 06:13 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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From the radio..Would you date someone who didn't like the same sports team as you? As my roomie and I were riding down the road.
Me...HELL NO, I sure wouldn't date a Gamecock fan Roomie..laughing really? Me...yeah all my girls have been Tigers Rommie...belly laughing with the exception of one
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11-24-2014, 08:44 PM
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"Stalker."
"Of you, yes. I'm going to stuff you and keep you after you die. I'll do your make up and change your outfits." "That is so disturbing. I would never let you do my make up--alive or dead." |
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11-25-2014, 12:42 AM
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My 13 year old while we were talking about music: I really liked Skillet until I found out it was a christian band.
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05-06-2015, 08:57 PM
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As I'm watching TV, I hear...
GIVE ME THAT FROG!! I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!! . Poor WooBear doesn't understand the frog is FILTHY, and is in the laundry for a reason.
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