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Old 01-26-2013, 09:22 PM   #621
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when you play the football game in the snow and haf way thru the game you hurt not after and when you take the head shot you used to get right up from and dont you may be getting a teenie tiny bit older....not that i know first hand or anything lol
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Not only did I realize I have gotten older, but my friends have come right on long with me....

I had a party at my place and after the clean up was done, I still have a fridge full of beer and the bar isn't empty!

Not to mention when I woke up, there was not one passed out body anywhere to be found!
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I taught a class on SuperBowl Sunday and realized I was old when I asked the class, "How many of you are kicking yourselves in the butt right now because you forgot to set your VCR for the game!" And they replied, "VCR?!?!?"
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Who me? Not happening. (lol)
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when i get up in the am and sound like a bowl of rice krispies walking to the bathroon
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SB,you're the poster of Dorian Gray. You post here and stay young..we all get old around you. lol
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Umm Virago ill stick to being James Dean but we can leave out the tree and the crash that killed him. (lol)
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when you start using phrases you NEVER thought you'd use like....kids these days......
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When im wanting to get married not just laid!
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It bothers me when I can't get to bed at a reasonable hour.
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when you are filling out something online and you have to use the little slide thing to get to the year you were born
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When I have no idea what music groups any ones referring to, I dont know the slang being used to discuss them and I realize the people discussing them are young enough to be my kids (if I had kids)
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when you catch yourself arguing with the doctor's secretary about your age.. paperwork said you're 41 but you insist you just turned 40... then you get embarrassed and say "where did that year go?"
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Wolf whistles are coming from old guys.... ewwww, omg, lmao.

The cute young ones call me Ma'm..... lol, at least I'm gettin' some respect.

My grandchildren are not in diapers anymore, for years now.... lol

All my shoes are flats....

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....when there's more ice packs in the freezer than there is food ..especially those ice packs with special stretchie Velcro wraps that keeps them in place over your knees
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Oh, Kenna, I definitely know about those ice packs!!!

When my oldest granddaughter (by marriage to my ex) is making plans for her junior prom, and her 18th birthday (and first day as a derby girl, I might add) is just a few months away.

When my hairdresser tells me that I'm at least 60-70% gray now.

When my sweetheart is retired and we talk all the time about where we might want to be in a few years when I retire.

When the number of years I've been at this job is more than the number of years until I will retire.

When I look at the backs of my hands and see my mother's hands.
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When I look over in traffic and find myself thinking, "There is no way that kid is old enough to be driving!".

When I look over in a wine bar/dive bar and find myself thinking, "There is no way that kid is old enough to be drinking!"
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Is that a trick question Cid? lol
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