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02-25-2011, 06:32 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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How do you know when you are getting older?
Most of us are far enough along in life to realize "we aint gettin any younger, ya know". Lets have some fun with getting older.
How do you know when you are getting older?
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Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it. |
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02-25-2011, 06:49 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
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When I wake up in the morning and my knees have more crackles than my hardwood floors.
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Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it. |
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02-25-2011, 06:58 PM
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When I sneeze and pee a little
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02-25-2011, 07:07 PM
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Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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02-25-2011, 07:08 PM
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When increasing the type size in my browser window no longer helps.
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02-25-2011, 07:14 PM
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When I find myself getting stuck in certain positions ... it's not pretty ....
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02-25-2011, 07:15 PM
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My arms are shrinking.
It is the only answer to the problem of holding things to read at arms length, no longer works.
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~ I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou Last edited by princessbelle; 02-25-2011 at 07:33 PM. |
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02-26-2011, 12:38 AM
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When the Rolling Stones and the Who sound quaint compared to what my kids listen to.
When my kids ask if I had TV when I was a girl. I walk into a room and forget what I was doing there. Coming up on my 30th high school reunion! The joke is true: when I get on the floor, I wonder what else I can do down there. When I bought one of those personal fans for women of a certain time of life. When I became a great-aunt. My great-aunt was a tiny little old lady.
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck
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02-26-2011, 12:55 AM
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Last one standing is a youngster!
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"Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them".
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02-26-2011, 01:20 AM
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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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02-26-2011, 01:22 AM
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"Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them".
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02-26-2011, 01:24 AM
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you have teeth you know you can eat pudding even if you have teeth edited to add: the no teeth thing is giving me the willies
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02-26-2011, 01:26 AM
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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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03-06-2011, 08:20 PM
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i know that i am getting older after working a late closing shift(my 4th in a row) and then have to get up early the next morning to open. i can't get by on 4 hours of sleep like i did when i was younger. i was very grumpy this morning. tomorrow starts another 6 day work week...i am still sore from last weeks. i just don't bounce back like i did when i was fresh from culinary school.
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04-19-2011, 09:06 PM
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That the "retirement community" you live near has lowered there 'admitting" age and you are now just a few birthdays away from meeting that new criteria!
  
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06-27-2011, 05:56 AM
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.... when the word "WHAT?" becomes you're most repeated word.
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06-27-2011, 06:05 AM
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When you don't understand the music on the radio and it all sounds like an alarm clock going off.
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06-27-2011, 06:26 AM
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When you start calling everyone under 45 a "kid!"
When you wave off another drink because "of the medications you take." |
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10-05-2011, 01:14 PM
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I had to get glasses last year. Oh the tragedy of it all. It was painful in more ways than one.
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01-01-2012, 02:43 AM
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When two drinks has me staggering! Happy New Years everyone!
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