Shit Heard Around this House!! - Page 4

A. Spectre · 05-06-2015, 09:08 PM

"Oh, Ace. I can't get enough of you!"

Bèsame* · 11-26-2015, 06:48 PM

what's burning?

Something you don't want to hear on your first Thanksgiving together cooking..lol

homoe · 11-26-2015, 07:51 PM

Do WHAT with my giblets?

homoe · 12-05-2015, 09:53 PM

Don't break those balls! (we're decorating the tree)

grenade · 06-21-2016, 07:40 PM

Last night was a full moon. Impulsively, I began howling while I was driving. I tried to coax my daughter into howling with me. She wasn't going to play with me, coaxing, begging, threatening...nada. So, I continued to howl because it's ridiculously fun. As we pull into the garage and I turn off the car, my daughter looks at me very seriously and says,"You're ruining this family with your behavior."

grenade · 06-22-2016, 03:42 PM

My 15 year old asked me for her social security card because she was filling out an application for a job. I told her that we'd have to get a new card. As she is walking off I hear, "Great, Donald Trump is going to deport me."

bright_arrow · 04-30-2017, 12:35 AM

*as we're playing Super Smash Brothers at 1 a.m. as Donkey and Diddy Kong, and during a boss fight he jumps in front of me and gets blasted away*

"I got you, boo - even as a big hairy gorilla I still protect you!"

Kenna · 04-30-2018, 09:29 PM

With my momma standing in the kitchen as an innocent bystander...I asked a friend if they liked the treat I brought them?

With a very delighted look on their face, they responded "Yes! I like it like that so I can suck on it!"

I didn't know beef jerky required sucking on it.

Kenna · 04-30-2018, 09:39 PM

Later, after mom had moved to the couch...
I asked that same friend if I should use a certain roll of material to make an easier path to the table for momma at camp?
They warned me "absolutely not, that stuff's slicker than a minner."

I turned to mom to tell her "he usually says "slicker than a minner's dick."
He gets all goofy faced and says "Yes, I usually do, but never in front of your mom".

I thought mom was gonna leave a puddle from laughing so hard.

(Btw..."minner" is Southern for minnow.)

Reach *BANNED* · 07-08-2018, 04:15 PM

Ummmm I think the sheep have escaped again. .. followed by...

F*ck.

Wrang1er · 09-13-2018, 05:59 AM

Now that school is back in session three of my nephews come here before and after school.

Yesterday I was sitting outside with them while they were riding their bikes. The seat on the bike that the 11 yr. old was riding tilted back and as he called it "slingshotted his balls". As I proceeded to fix the seat to kept this from happening again the three boys had "ball talk" for at least the next 30 minutes. The things these boys say.

homoe · 09-13-2018, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wrang1er

Now that school is back in session three of my nephews come here before and after school.

Yesterday I was sitting outside with them while they were riding their bikes. The seat on the bike that the 11 yr. old was riding tilted back and as he called it "slingshotted his balls". As I proceeded to fix the seat to kept this from happening again the three boys had "ball talk" for at least the next 30 minutes. The things these boys say.

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~ocean · 09-13-2018, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wrang1er

Now that school is back in session three of my nephews come here before and after school.

Yesterday I was sitting outside with them while they were riding their bikes. The seat on the bike that the 11 yr. old was riding tilted back and as he called it "slingshotted his balls". As I proceeded to fix the seat to kept this from happening again the three boys had "ball talk" for at least the next 30 minutes. The things these boys say.

what is it with boys and "ball " talk ~ my grandson and his friends talk ball talk too ! 11 yrs old they are lol I guess this is how they have a ball lololol ( laughs at myself ) lolol silly's

05-06-2015, 09:08 PM	#1
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Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Later, after mom had moved to the couch... I asked that same friend if I should use a certain roll of material to make an easier path to the table for momma at camp? They warned me "absolutely not, that stuff's slicker than a minner." I turned to mom to tell her "he usually says "slicker than a minner's dick." He gets all goofy faced and says "Yes, I usually do, but never in front of your mom". I thought mom was gonna leave a puddle from laughing so hard. (Btw..."minner" is Southern for minnow.) __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

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11-26-2015, 07:51 PM	#3
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grenade Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Full Flavor Femme Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Midwest Posts: 2,929 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,925 Thanked 8,058 Times in 2,121 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Last night was a full moon. Impulsively, I began howling while I was driving. I tried to coax my daughter into howling with me. She wasn't going to play with me, coaxing, begging, threatening...nada. So, I continued to howl because it's ridiculously fun. As we pull into the garage and I turn off the car, my daughter looks at me very seriously and says,"You're ruining this family with your behavior."

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grenade Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Full Flavor Femme Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Midwest Posts: 2,929 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,925 Thanked 8,058 Times in 2,121 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My 15 year old asked me for her social security card because she was filling out an application for a job. I told her that we'd have to get a new card. As she is walking off I hear, "Great, Donald Trump is going to deport me."

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Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Now that school is back in session three of my nephews come here before and after school. Yesterday I was sitting outside with them while they were riding their bikes. The seat on the bike that the 11 yr. old was riding tilted back and as he called it "slingshotted his balls". As I proceeded to fix the seat to kept this from happening again the three boys had "ball talk" for at least the next 30 minutes. The things these boys say.