01-23-2012, 05:56 PM | #8701 |
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KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail and text the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail or text addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries... 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. ' 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ NOW, YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
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01-23-2012, 05:58 PM | #8702 |
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01-23-2012, 06:14 PM | #8703 |
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01-23-2012, 06:18 PM | #8704 |
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This weekend we started our cat on Paula Deen's Antebellum Feline Formula (With Butter). Twelve hours ago, he assumed this pose and hasn't moved since. Does anyone here own a cat? - Concerned
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01-24-2012, 02:29 AM | #8710 |
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My daughter and I were watching a TV show tonight and the most beautiful song was on the show in the background, so I looked it up. The lyrics were beautiful to me, so I wanted to share them. Enjoy.
My Heart With You by The Rescues Waited a hundred years to see your face, And I would wait a hundred more If only to be near you, To have you and to hear you. Isn't that what time is for? I sailed a thousand ships in search of you. Traveled to distant land. I dove for sunken gold. I took what I could hold, But you're still the greatest treasure I've held in my hands. My love, the reason I survive, Trust we'll be together soon. Should our fire turn to dark, Take my heart with you. A tattered photograph my pocket holds. I keep you secretly. I studied every line. You're etched upon my mind For not a million soldiers could take you from me. My love, the reason I survive Trust we'll be together soon Should our fire turn to dark, Take my heart with you. You My love, the reason I survive, Trust we'll be together soon. Should our fire turn to dark, Take my heart with you. Take my heart with you. Take my heart with you. Last edited by SugarFemme; 01-24-2012 at 02:30 AM. Reason: Last minute typo corrections |
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01-24-2012, 06:07 AM | #8711 |
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My 12yo son, in all innocence and sincerity, Mama, I've never really understood. How do lesbians have sex?
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Why is it that I can wait to use the bathroom forever at work, or in public, but the need to urinate increases by 10 million exponentially every second I'm trying to unlock the front door? (hands shaking, dropped keys, dogs underfoot)
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