The Offical Honey Do List - Page 5

Sachita · 02-08-2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet&Content

Mornin' everyone! Ahhhh I LOVE the blue sky and sunshine...passing some along your way (until the next snow...).

Umm, Teach me please! LOL I'll pay the tuition in lots of homemade cookies & coffee. I, too, have spent most my life rolling the ball.... I've been called the "High Power Boardroom Priss with a whip". I'm finding it hard to let go of some "control" for lack of a better word.

But last night I thought of a good one:
Honey, Take me to Ireland.

It takes the right man/butch/etc. that you trust and respect enough to give it to. Sure, you might struggle no and then but when you find the right person you'll let go.

If you can't and hy/he needs work then step it up. You aint the one that needs the training. Tell em to step up the plate or get off the play field.

wolfwalker · 02-08-2010, 12:37 PM

LOL I think I will stay out of here for a while. looks like someone is whipping out the femme handbook. gotta go LOL

christie · 02-08-2010, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sachita

It takes the right man/butch/etc. that you trust and respect enough to give it to. Sure, you might struggle no and then but when you find the right person you'll let go.

If you can't and hy/he needs work then step it up. You aint the one that needs the training. Tell em to step up the plate or get off the play field.

Or as I like to say, "my way... or my other way"

I don't think what a lot of people understand is that we run the world because we are good at it, it furthers the relationship towards common, mutual goals, and well, because our partners are secure enough in themselves to let it be so.

I find that because we are strong and can make a "honeydo" list, some take issue with it being about power. I don't think it could be further from the truth. It doesn't take away from Jess's strength, Dominance or Topness. I believe that it allows hym less to worry with and reinforces hym. It certainly doesn't make hym a bottom or a boi.

Since Jess is spending the weekend with me in Richmond, here's a small weekend list...

Go to bank and get dollar bills for excursion to strip club
Put out

Jess · 02-08-2010, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

Or as I like to say, "my way... or my other way"

I don't think what a lot of people understand is that we run the world because we are good at it, it furthers the relationship towards common, mutual goals, and well, because our partners are secure enough in themselves to let it be so.

I find that because we are strong and can make a "honeydo" list, some take issue with it being about power. I don't think it could be further from the truth. It doesn't take away from Jess's strength, Dominance or Topness. I believe that it allows hym less to worry with and reinforces hym. It certainly doesn't make hym a bottom or a boi.

Since Jess is spending the weekend with me in Richmond, here's a small weekend list...

Go to bank and get dollar bills for excursion to strip club
Put out

hot dayam.. everyone's a winner!!!!

Liam · 02-08-2010, 02:17 PM

Boy howdy!!!

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Originally Posted by Jess

hot dayam.. everyone's a winner!!!!

christie · 02-09-2010, 06:35 AM

I think the honey do lists are easier to navigate when there is a lil music involved:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRwXM2M17pg"]YouTube- Eric Church Hell on the Heart[/ame]

christie · 02-09-2010, 06:39 AM

... embrace it, brother. You're almost here... and I know ya'll are counting the hours...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3nAIsPM468"]YouTube- Montgomery Gentry - Long Line of Losers [ HQ Video + Lyrics + Ringtone Download ][/ame]

Jess · 02-09-2010, 06:41 AM

He must have been peeking over my shoulder when he wrote this !

christie · 02-14-2010, 10:33 PM

So, this weekend was not without some "Honey do " lists...

I am parking the car Friday night. Lot is across the street from restaurant. We are already late to meet another couple for our dinner date.

I park, get out of the car and walk around to meet Jess. No Jess.

Its 12 degrees (or pretty close to it) outside.

Me: "Honey?!?!?!? What are you DOING?"

Jess: "Trying to get my balls out of my bellybutton"

Me: "Would you PLEASE stop fucking with your dick before I freeze to death?!?! Thank you. Thank you very much."

(Think Kyra in The Closer)

Jess · 02-14-2010, 10:43 PM

I blame it on the potholes

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE3vqBhRMhI&feature=related"]YouTube- Graham's Pothole Video[/ame]

Kenna · 02-14-2010, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

So, this weekend was not without some "Honey do " lists...

I am parking the car Friday night. Lot is across the street from restaurant. We are already late to meet another couple for our dinner date.

I park, get out of the car and walk around to meet Jess. No Jess.

Its 12 degrees (or pretty close to it) outside.

Me: "Honey?!?!?!? What are you DOING?"

Jess: "Trying to get my balls out of my bellybutton"

Me: "Would you PLEASE stop fucking with your dick before I freeze to death?!?! Thank you. Thank you very much."

(Think Kyra in The Closer)

OMG!!! I can tell it would be IMPOSSIBLE to keep a straight face around you and Jess at the Reunion!! You two would be AMAZING at Stand-up! It would be standing room only for tickets to see your show! I'm laughing my fat ass off here!!

Sachita · 02-17-2010, 04:21 PM

Honey paint my toe nails? Please?

wolfwalker · 02-17-2010, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sachita

Honey paint my toe nails? Please?

oh good lord ok come here, bring polish

Jess · 02-17-2010, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wolfwalker

oh good lord ok come here, bring polish

resistance is futile.. you will be assimilated

christie · 02-17-2010, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by wolfwalker

oh good lord ok come here, bring polish

HA!!!

He does get MAJOR points for knowing that its "polish"...

Jess · 02-17-2010, 06:53 PM

how many points does "nail junk" get?

christie · 02-17-2010, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jess

how many points does "nail junk" get?

depends...

is the bathroom painted so you can put my nail junk back where it lives??

Jess · 02-17-2010, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

depends...

is the bathroom painted so you can put my nail junk back where it lives??

it will be.. with a little less

christie · 02-17-2010, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jess

it will be.. with a little less

Then put the computer down and go paint :P

Jess · 02-17-2010, 07:29 PM

can't I just put out?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24A6pAz4pw"]YouTube- David Lee Roth - Just A Gigolo[/ame]

02-09-2010, 06:39 AM	#87
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753262	Wolfwalker... this is for you and your inner redneck ... embrace it, brother. You're almost here... and I know ya'll are counting the hours... [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3nAIsPM468"]YouTube- Montgomery Gentry - Long Line of Losers [ HQ Video + Lyrics + Ringtone Download ][/ame]

02-14-2010, 10:33 PM	#89
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753262	Using my manners So, this weekend was not without some "Honey do " lists... I am parking the car Friday night. Lot is across the street from restaurant. We are already late to meet another couple for our dinner date. I park, get out of the car and walk around to meet Jess. No Jess. Its 12 degrees (or pretty close to it) outside. Me: "Honey?!?!?!? What are you DOING?" Jess: "Trying to get my balls out of my bellybutton" Me: "Would you PLEASE stop fucking with your dick before I freeze to death?!?! Thank you. Thank you very much." (Think Kyra in The Closer)

02-17-2010, 04:21 PM	#92
Sachita Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Completely in love Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Virginia Posts: 3,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,564 Thanked 8,994 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Honey paint my toe nails? Please? __________________ You either like me or you don't. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else. ~ Daniel Franzese

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02-08-2010, 12:37 PM	#82
wolfwalker Member How Do You Identify?: human Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: planet earth Posts: 129 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 181 Thanked 180 Times in 71 Posts Rep Power: 25	LOL I think I will stay out of here for a while. looks like someone is whipping out the femme handbook. gotta go LOL

02-09-2010, 06:35 AM	#86
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753262	I think the honey do lists are easier to navigate when there is a lil music involved: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRwXM2M17pg"]YouTube- Eric Church Hell on the Heart[/ame]

02-09-2010, 06:41 AM	#88
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,700 Times in 1,682 Posts Rep Power: 0	He must have been peeking over my shoulder when he wrote this !

02-14-2010, 10:43 PM	#90
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,700 Times in 1,682 Posts Rep Power: 0	I blame it on the potholes [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE3vqBhRMhI&feature=related"]YouTube- Graham's Pothole Video[/ame]

02-17-2010, 06:53 PM	#96
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,700 Times in 1,682 Posts Rep Power: 0	how many points does "nail junk" get?

02-17-2010, 07:29 PM	#100
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,700 Times in 1,682 Posts Rep Power: 0	can't I just put out? [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24A6pAz4pw"]YouTube- David Lee Roth - Just A Gigolo[/ame]