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Old 08-03-2013, 12:02 PM   #1101
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I wonder if taking a trip would change things?
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Old 08-03-2013, 12:07 PM   #1102
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Who the FUCK is calling me at 7am?!
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Old 08-04-2013, 09:25 AM   #1103
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3:30 am

I have to pee, but I'm sooooo comfy....

On the way back from the loo...

(squinting with sleep blurred eyes at the webcam pointed at my sleeping butch, who's room is dimly lit, and talking out loud, because Chessie's always listening)

"Is she in the bed? Oh, there's an arm, and there's the other arm, and a leg...

Oh, for fuck's sake, I sound like I'm reading a prenatal ultrasound..."


7:30 am

Oh my Dog, look at that handsome face smiling at me, I probably look like hell, and she is gorgeous...Oh well, it's so wonderful waking up and seeing her.
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Old 08-05-2013, 03:25 AM   #1104
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Old 08-05-2013, 06:24 AM   #1105
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Never again will I have a niquil and melatonin cocktail before bed!!
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Old 08-05-2013, 06:26 AM   #1106
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Who the FUCK is calling me at 7am?!
It could be your destiny... lol
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Old 08-05-2013, 06:28 AM   #1107
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why do sinus' have to be this way
todays to do list
why couldn't i wake up beside You

my granddaughter.. i miss and love you babyboo..
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HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE

Nope, I'm not on vacation and yes, it is a start to my work week, and no, nothing exciting that I know of is coming up.

I just felt that poor ole' Monday always gets the short end of the stick appreciation-wise so I was going to be all yippy-skippy about it.

I hope everyone finds something to appreciate about today and make it a GREAT one!




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Old 08-05-2013, 07:41 AM   #1109
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Waking thoughts for this morning...

One: I wonder if my box of 100mg. morphine pills has come in yet? The drug store I use has had a really hard time getting a hold of them.
So, because of this I have had to take six 30 mg. morphine pills twice a day for the last few days. And now I am almost out of my 30 mg. morphine pills. Thank god, I am seeing my hospice doctor this week.

Two: I am still really tired.

Three: I am in such pain at the moment I want to die!
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It's Monday ready or not !
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Sometimes, because of the narcolepsy, waking up doesn't really mean I'm awake. So when I woke up this morning I was trying to figure out if this very large snake in my dream (about four feet in diameter) would be able to squeeze itself into a birdcage or a heating duct. To complete this action, I stared at the bird cage while thinking about it until I actually became lucid enough to shake off the concern.
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I have the ENTIRE farm to myself for 10 whole days.

I see deviance and fuckery in my very near future.
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Waking thought...

"Holy crap!! I have never seen through the eyes of another in a dream. That was some scary shit!!"

I know her full name and I was her... kidnapped, held hostage, escaped, sought help and heard the conversation between the person hiding me and the kidnappers. They were trying to get me back. Wtf??

Wondering if this was some kind of premonition or something.
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Why is my phone making that awful noise?? (My eldest was calling me at midnight, wanting me to go out and have some fun with her...somewhere)

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OK! I WILL have a banana when I get up! (Trying to reason with my body during a Charlie horse....)
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I was woken up from a sound sleep to the emergency alert system from work telling me i had 5 mins to be there to decon someone and get the tents ready. I felt bad for them having to strip down and get cool water sprayed on then in 30 degree weather.
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