Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 6

JAGG · 11-30-2011, 07:38 AM

"I'm trying to see things from his point of view, but I can't stick my head up my ass that far."

"A few more brain cells and he might be dangerous. "

" Don't go away mad, just go away ."

cinderella · 11-30-2011, 08:38 AM

"Poor dear, she went hunting for fashion, and didn't shoot a thing."

JAGG · 11-30-2011, 09:02 AM

" Well suicide is always an option."

" Life is difficult, it's even more difficult when you're stupid."

"Don't worry, only the good die young, you have another 100 yrs or so. "

JAGG · 11-30-2011, 01:02 PM

"She's the type who'd kill her own parents , then plead for mercy because she's an orphan."

" The #1 leading cause of divorce is marriage."

CockyDude · 11-30-2011, 01:23 PM

Gemme · 11-30-2011, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss July

Looks like someone had a EXTRA bowl Bitch flakes this morning.

Reminds me of:

Who pissed in your Post Toasties this morning?

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-30-2011, 05:05 PM

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

Miss July · 11-30-2011, 07:06 PM

I would love to have a battle of wit's with you but I can clearly see you are unarmed.

Inked_Trinity · 11-30-2011, 07:53 PM

Sarcasm! Almost as much fun as Orgasm but you leave your clothes on...

Inked_Trinity · 12-01-2011, 05:24 AM

Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

1QuirkyKiwi · 12-01-2011, 12:32 PM

A Butch is as young as the woman she’s holding!

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Miss July · 12-01-2011, 01:05 PM

Sometimes I need what only you can provide, ABSENCE

I'm smiling, that SHOULD scare you

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm

I'm not a complete idiot, somethings are missing

Pitty party for 1 today?

cinderella · 12-01-2011, 01:15 PM

...pure as the driven snow - now I'm just driven."

~May West

Inked_Trinity · 12-01-2011, 02:53 PM

If you're that A-hole that honks the second the light turns green, I'm that shit head that will sit through that green light & update my Facebook status.

Inked_Trinity · 12-01-2011, 02:59 PM

I'm currently taking applications for an evil sidekick. Must be willing to follow directions and occasionally participate in witty banter.

Inked_Trinity · 12-01-2011, 07:03 PM

On the advice of my attorney, I plead the 5th on EXACTLY what I did for a Klondike Bar.

Inked_Trinity · 12-04-2011, 08:35 AM

I'm fully qualified to not care

Inked_Trinity · 12-05-2011, 07:39 AM

Some days there are just not enough swear words in my vocabulary!!!

Inked_Trinity · 12-05-2011, 08:54 PM

Sometimes you just want to ask people if they own a mirror!

HoustonHuny · 12-06-2011, 07:15 AM

never argue with an idiot they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

11-30-2011, 07:38 AM	#101
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	"I'm trying to see things from his point of view, but I can't stick my head up my ass that far." "A few more brain cells and he might be dangerous. " " Don't go away mad, just go away ." __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

11-30-2011, 08:38 AM	#102
cinderella Member How Do You Identify?: Pinky's mommy :) Preferred Pronoun?: Su Majestad Relationship Status: Happy with my puppy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Pocono Mtns., Pa. Posts: 1,238 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 1,501 Times in 638 Posts Rep Power: 14266108	Fashion 'statements'... "Poor dear, she went hunting for fashion, and didn't shoot a thing." __________________ Who needs reality when you have Turner Classic Movies!! The is an organ of fire.

11-30-2011, 09:02 AM	#103
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	" Well suicide is always an option." " Life is difficult, it's even more difficult when you're stupid." "Don't worry, only the good die young, you have another 100 yrs or so. " __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

11-30-2011, 01:02 PM	#104
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	"She's the type who'd kill her own parents , then plead for mercy because she's an orphan." " The #1 leading cause of divorce is marriage." __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

11-30-2011, 01:23 PM	#105
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11-30-2011, 05:05 PM	#107
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. Don’t be humble. You’re not that great. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm. I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable. __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

11-30-2011, 07:06 PM	#108
Miss July Member How Do You Identify?: Bitchy, Self Sufficient, High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Mizz (Bitch) Relationship Status: Not LOOKING Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunny CA Posts: 362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 158 Thanked 515 Times in 156 Posts Rep Power: 5207567	I would love to have a battle of wit's with you but I can clearly see you are unarmed. __________________ Sorry...................My Give A Damn Meter Is Broken I Am A Bitch, But I Ain't Yo Bitch http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ny/ny1303.gif

11-30-2011, 07:53 PM	#109
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sarcasm! Almost as much fun as Orgasm but you leave your clothes on... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-01-2011, 05:24 AM	#110
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-01-2011, 12:32 PM	#111
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	A Butch is as young as the woman she’s holding! If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

12-01-2011, 01:05 PM	#112
Miss July Member How Do You Identify?: Bitchy, Self Sufficient, High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Mizz (Bitch) Relationship Status: Not LOOKING Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunny CA Posts: 362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 158 Thanked 515 Times in 156 Posts Rep Power: 5207567	Sometimes I need what only you can provide, ABSENCE I'm smiling, that SHOULD scare you Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm I'm not a complete idiot, somethings are missing Pitty party for 1 today? __________________ Sorry...................My Give A Damn Meter Is Broken I Am A Bitch, But I Ain't Yo Bitch http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ny/ny1303.gif

12-01-2011, 01:15 PM	#113
cinderella Member How Do You Identify?: Pinky's mommy :) Preferred Pronoun?: Su Majestad Relationship Status: Happy with my puppy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Pocono Mtns., Pa. Posts: 1,238 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 1,501 Times in 638 Posts Rep Power: 14266108	"Once I was... ...pure as the driven snow - now I'm just driven." ~May West __________________ Who needs reality when you have Turner Classic Movies!! The is an organ of fire.

12-01-2011, 02:53 PM	#114
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	If you're that A-hole that honks the second the light turns green, I'm that shit head that will sit through that green light & update my Facebook status. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-01-2011, 02:59 PM	#115
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm currently taking applications for an evil sidekick. Must be willing to follow directions and occasionally participate in witty banter. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-01-2011, 07:03 PM	#116
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	On the advice of my attorney, I plead the 5th on EXACTLY what I did for a Klondike Bar. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-04-2011, 08:35 AM	#117
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm fully qualified to not care __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-05-2011, 07:39 AM	#118
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Some days there are just not enough swear words in my vocabulary!!! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-05-2011, 08:54 PM	#119
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sometimes you just want to ask people if they own a mirror! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-06-2011, 07:15 AM	#120
HoustonHuny Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: On the Beach Posts: 212 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 144 Thanked 461 Times in 136 Posts Rep Power: 8526085	never argue with an idiot they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. __________________ HH http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...llsmilie13.gif

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