Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 7

Inked_Trinity · 12-06-2011, 07:36 AM

Fun Fact of The Day: Barbies get fat too........ if you microwave them ♥

smouldering · 12-06-2011, 02:52 PM

""Nyquil, the night time, coughing, sneezing, aching, stuffy nose,head ache, fever, how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor medicine?"

Inked_Trinity · 12-06-2011, 07:52 PM

Let's see.... which emotional issues shall I bury under deep layers of sarcasm today?

Inked_Trinity · 12-07-2011, 05:12 AM

Today my plan is to just pretend I know what the hell is going on!

Inked_Trinity · 12-08-2011, 09:58 AM

I'm sorry...I didn't get the memo that said I had to blow sunshine up your ass today!!

Inked_Trinity · 12-08-2011, 10:30 AM

Reckons that in the right light, at the right angle, if you squint & stand on one leg........I might look like I give a damn.

Blue_Daddy-O · 12-08-2011, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smouldering

""Nyquil, the night time, coughing, sneezing, aching, stuffy nose,head ache, fever, how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor medicine?"

Ha ha hahahahhaha.... that's funny, made me chuckle out loud.

tapu · 12-08-2011, 01:44 PM

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"He spells well."

— Comment by a professor who'd been listed as a reference on a grad student candidate's application. A classic "damn by faint praise." We didn't admit the student.

dixie · 12-08-2011, 02:37 PM

I see you're playing stupid again...looks like you're winning.

Tawse · 12-08-2011, 05:40 PM

“Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.” ― Joss Whedon

Inked_Trinity · 12-09-2011, 05:40 AM

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.

tapu · 12-09-2011, 07:18 AM

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With friends like you, who needs friends?

1QuirkyKiwi · 12-09-2011, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapu

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With friends like you, who needs friends?

With friends like you, who needs enemies?!

Inked_Trinity · 12-10-2011, 09:51 AM

Ah arrogance and stupidity all in one package. How efficient of you.

cinderella · 12-10-2011, 10:02 AM

...when I was showing off how cultured I was:

"You're such an aristocrap."*

*My ex had a slight speech impediment, so I never did know whether she uttered this word because of that impediment, or if she was being sarcastic - to this day, I still don't know....hmmmm, I wonder. lol

Inked_Trinity · 12-10-2011, 12:54 PM

I'm addicted to smart ass remarks and inappropriate humor.. is there a helpline for this?

Julien · 12-11-2011, 07:56 AM

Quotes by Waldo Lydecker portrayed by Clifton Webb from Laura (1944)

"In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention."

"I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom."

"I should be sincerely sorry to see my neighbor's children devoured by wolves."

Inked_Trinity · 12-11-2011, 09:51 AM

Gemme · 12-11-2011, 10:20 AM

I major in sarcasm and minor in innuendo.

Inked_Trinity · 12-11-2011, 06:41 PM

I don't feel like playing with you today... So, get outta my sandbox!

12-06-2011, 07:36 AM	#121
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12-06-2011, 02:52 PM	#122
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	""Nyquil, the night time, coughing, sneezing, aching, stuffy nose,head ache, fever, how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor medicine?" __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

12-06-2011, 07:52 PM	#123
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Let's see.... which emotional issues shall I bury under deep layers of sarcasm today? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-07-2011, 05:12 AM	#124
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Today my plan is to just pretend I know what the hell is going on! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-08-2011, 09:58 AM	#125
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm sorry...I didn't get the memo that said I had to blow sunshine up your ass today!! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-08-2011, 10:30 AM	#126
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Reckons that in the right light, at the right angle, if you squint & stand on one leg........I might look like I give a damn. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-08-2011, 01:44 PM	#128
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	. . "He spells well." — Comment by a professor who'd been listed as a reference on a grad student candidate's application. A classic "damn by faint praise." We didn't admit the student. __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

12-08-2011, 02:37 PM	#129
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I see you're playing stupid again...looks like you're winning.

12-08-2011, 05:40 PM	#130
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12-09-2011, 05:40 AM	#131
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-09-2011, 07:18 AM	#132
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	. . With friends like you, who needs friends? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

12-10-2011, 09:51 AM	#134
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Ah arrogance and stupidity all in one package. How efficient of you. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-10-2011, 10:02 AM	#135
cinderella Member How Do You Identify?: Pinky's mommy :) Preferred Pronoun?: Su Majestad Relationship Status: Happy with my puppy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Pocono Mtns., Pa. Posts: 1,238 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 1,501 Times in 638 Posts Rep Power: 14266108	Said to me by my ex... ...when I was showing off how cultured I was: "You're such an aristocrap."* My ex had a slight speech impediment, so I never did know whether she uttered this word because of that impediment, or if she was being sarcastic - to this day, I still don't know....hmmmm, I wonder. lol __________________ Who needs reality when you have Turner Classic Movies!!* The is an organ of fire.

12-10-2011, 12:54 PM	#136
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm addicted to smart ass remarks and inappropriate humor.. is there a helpline for this? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-11-2011, 07:56 AM	#137
Julien Member How Do You Identify?: TG/GenderQueer Preferred Pronoun?: I'm flexible, but only up to a point. Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Alabama, Gulf Coast area Posts: 1,007 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,247 Thanked 2,702 Times in 737 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Laura (1944) Quotes by Waldo Lydecker portrayed by Clifton Webb from Laura (1944) "In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention." "I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom." "I should be sincerely sorry to see my neighbor's children devoured by wolves." __________________ Julien “Self-plagiarism is style.” Alfred Hitchcock Formerly known as Graphiteta2s

12-11-2011, 09:51 AM	#138
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-11-2011, 10:20 AM	#139
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12-11-2011, 06:41 PM	#140
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I don't feel like playing with you today... So, get outta my sandbox! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

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