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Things you should never say on a first date.
"Wow, you look soo much like my ex!" |
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"Don’t Google me."
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Pretty much most of the things I say.
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"I don't believe in tipping."
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I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl
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“I’ve never dated someone less attractive than I am before.”
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. You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.
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"Can we stop by my mamas house on the way? I need to get some money."
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Me: So, you never mentioned my new haircut. Do you. Like it? You can see my natural blonde streaks now.
Her: It's awful. I hate it. Looks like shit. I focused on the live band. Several minutes pass. Her: Did I hurt your feelings. Me: No, it's my hair I like it short. When menopause hit I lost 2/3 of my hair. I can't wear it long anymore. I don't have hundreds of dollars to look like a diva. Her : you look like a man. Me: ![]() |
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"What's your name again?"
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It's a red beauty mark, not a cold sore. Hey, mind if I use your Chapstick? or Smell this--does it smell infected? or I wish this place served mutton. Ever try it? I could eat it 7 days a week. or I don't smoke cigarettes, they're gross. I like cigars! Want a puff? |
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I've been sheltered and pampered my whole life so I need someone who will take good care of me.
I have alot of phobias. I have a huge fear of flying , I can't swim besides I'm allergic to the sun . Oh nice car you must have alot of money which is perfect because I like to spent alot . I'm the president of the local cat rescue. ![]()
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"I'm single...well, technically anyways. It's complicated."
A constant checking the smartphone for texts, calls, etc - does drive me nuts, too. However, if my date has young kids...I'm ok with it. |
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What he said.
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"Your bed or mine?" - True story, said to me on a first date. (For the record, I declined.)
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"Oh, I don't carry a purse (read: money)."
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Nothing from my own experience comes to mind (i don't date often), but keep the pointers coming.
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"I want to go talk to that girl sitting over at the other table" and then get up and leave.
Yeah that happened! Dating sucks!!
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"Pull my finger"
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You can't walk fast in those shoes? OMG, that's why i usually date butches...femmes are too much trouble.
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