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Old 09-08-2010, 06:56 PM   #141
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I wish I could go fishing and not have it RAIN the instant I cast my line!
Here ya go...Cast away...No rain here...

Unfortunately, this is the biggest fish in the lake...

I wish everyone had what they wanted and wanted what they had...
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POOF! Your wish has been granted... Unfortunately, the only background music we had available was Chinese Opera... Enjoy! LOL

I wish I could go fishing and not have it RAIN the instant I cast my line!
Wish granted! The rain will stop.
But unfortunately the firestation decides to practice.


I wish I could have a Dos Equis beer right now.
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Old 09-08-2010, 07:06 PM   #143
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Wish granted! The rain will stop.
But unfortunately the firestation decides to practice.


I wish I could have a Dos Equis beer right now.



I dont always drink beer......but when i do, I drink Dos Equis!!!! ....Wish granted... You can have a Dos Equis right now, but you have to drive to Mexico to get it!!!





I wish I had the winning numbers to the powerball!!!!!
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I wish I had the winning numbers to the powerball!!!!!
Congrats! You played the winning numbers in your LA lottery. Unfortunately, the numbers that won were in the TX lottery.

I wish I could remember the lyrics to any song I wanted at any time.
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Old 09-08-2010, 07:24 PM   #145
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Congrats! You played the winning numbers in your LA lottery. Unfortunately, the numbers that won were in the TX lottery.

I wish I could remember the lyrics to any song I wanted at any time.
As IF you can't already. (you're so modest) Too bad they come out backwards when you sing them.

I wish I was a great dancer!
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Old 09-08-2010, 07:26 PM   #146
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As IF you can't already. (you're so modest) Too bad they come out backwards when you sing them.

I wish I was a great dancer!
You ARE a great dancer! The people at the Russian Folk Dancing Association are very grateful that your only dancing ability is for their dancing.

I wish I could swim without breathing (or dying).
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Old 09-08-2010, 07:46 PM   #147
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You ARE a great dancer! The people at the Russian Folk Dancing Association are very grateful that your only dancing ability is for their dancing.

I wish I could swim without breathing (or dying).
wish granted! No need to breathe till the twentieth lap in this pool!



i wish i could get my DEC2 gene mutated
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Old 09-08-2010, 08:32 PM   #148
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i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner, then everyone would be in love with me.

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i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner, then everyone would be in love with me.

*Poof!*

You are a weiner. And you are loved. You're attached to a gay porn star, but you are loved.

I wish our home was already organized. Pronto.
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Granted...organized and labeled

I wish I lived in Colorado Springs.
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Your wish has been granted! The Colorado Springs hotel is a wonderful place to take a vacation and your housekeeper is wearing a French Maid's outfit.

I wish I was living in Ireland and retired!

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Your wish has been granted! The Colorado Springs hotel is a wonderful place to take a vacation and your housekeeper is wearing a French Maid's outfit.

I wish I was living in Ireland and retired!
wish granted! you are now this guy



Dr. Patrick Hillary, former President of Ireland! Nobody ever granted my wish up there ^ bout getting my DEC2 gene mutated
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Your wish has been granted all mighty DEC2 gene mutation!

I wish my 3 year old niece was home safe and sound!

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wish granted! No need to breathe till the twentieth lap in this pool!



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Granted...she is home safe and sound, but you can never hug her again


I wish some people didnt play head games...
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Granted! The new zombies in your life don't even have heads.


I wish I had someone to clean my house for me.
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I wish that someone would come and de-weed my yard!
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be careful where you step!

i wish i could be in the mountains today
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i wish i could be in the mountains today
Congrats, you stepped in a huge mountain of poo leftover from Tranzman's goats.

I wish I spoke Italian fluently.
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Wish Granted!!! Your lovely Italian professor is hot like those extra sexy Gucci heels she is wearing.

I wish my anatomy group would go the hell away never come back...

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Wish I had a freezer that automatically filled up with Ben & Jerry's ice cream!




**Poof** a huge arse freezer thats filled with ben and jerry ice cream of all flavors to last you a life time*


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