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Old 11-20-2009, 01:07 PM   #161
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MizzSabra makes the most awful brownies ever.

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Old 11-20-2009, 01:18 PM   #162
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I am thrilled to be at work.

I hope no one brings me chocolate.

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Old 11-20-2009, 02:11 PM   #163
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I was able to check off every single item on my to-do list today!
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Old 11-20-2009, 06:14 PM   #164
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They were just *awful* weren't they? Good thing we ate ALL of them so no one would get sick!

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Old 11-20-2009, 07:56 PM   #165
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Old 11-20-2009, 08:19 PM   #166
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I am perfectly healthy and feeling wonderful!

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Old 11-20-2009, 08:22 PM   #167
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I juuuuuuust LOVE having a gerbil sized bladder
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Old 11-20-2009, 08:43 PM   #168
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I am not lonely at all. I love being single. I never miss having a hand to hold, lips to kiss and arms open to me. I don't wish I could find a date at all. I especially would hate having a pretty femme who lives within 2 hours of me to date.
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:19 PM   #169
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Inner Habitrails rock.
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:28 PM   #170
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Oh I couldn't agree more. It makes me as happy as shitting in a
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:47 PM   #171
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I always shit in my socks.
Never EVER in my cowboy boots the first day of kindergarten.
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Old 11-21-2009, 08:13 AM   #172
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I love being waken by my mothers screech.
She does not have a voice that could bend nails.
I really missed that part of my life since I was 16.
I look so forward to starting todays chores! Whee!
I never ever abuse coffee!
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Old 11-21-2009, 09:26 AM   #173
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I love being stuck at my desk doing homework
I don't notice it's drearily beautiful weather outside
I AM NOT staring at my mountain bike.....
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Old 11-21-2009, 03:58 PM   #174
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I am ecstatic about the slowness of my computer today.
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Old 11-21-2009, 04:07 PM   #175
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I so enjoy slow things like computers and browsers
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Old 11-21-2009, 06:44 PM   #176
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I love having the zombie plague.
It is my favorite sickness.
I love that I can not breathe and that I have no voice.
It so easy to sing in the car now...that I sound like barry white

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Old 11-22-2009, 06:43 AM   #177
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I certainly don't think shitting in a sock is weird.

I don't think Linus went overboard with some of these smileys.

I am delighted it's Sunday, because my favorite day of the week is tomorrow.

I am not wishing everyone a good morning.
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I really like ironing my scrubs for the week.
I can't stand having my coffee first thing in the morning.
I am not looking forward to Football games today.
I think that my dogs really understands me.
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*I hate my furkids
*I hate that it is Sunday meaning sports on TV all day long
*Coffee first thing in the morning sucks
*I hate this site
*I hate everyone on this site
*Linus needs to be more creative with the smilies. We need more of a selection. What we have now...ump
*Monday is my most favorite day of the week
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Here we are again ... on my most favorite day of the week!

Yay for me!

I do hate however, knowing that I will only have a three day work week this week and have four horrible days off.

Oh, and a new butt crack did not emerge in my office this morning! Now I have two wonderfully pleasant views to look forward to on a random basis.

*Sigh* How wonderful it is to be me all the time.
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