Thoughts To Get You Through A Crisis....

[TexasCowboi]

Thoughts To Get You Through Any Crisis.....

1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.

2. There is always one more son-of-a-bitch than you can count

3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of
preparation.

4. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.

5. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

6. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

7. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

8. The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.

9. The careful application of terror is also a form of
communication.

10. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the
real world.

11. Things are more like they are today than they ever were
before.

12. Anything worth fighting for, is worth fighting dirty for.

13. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no
simpler.

14. Friends my come and go, but enemies accumulate.

15. I have seen the Truth and it makes no sense.

16. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticizm.

17. This is probably as bad as it can get, but dont count on it.

18. If you think there is good in everyone, you haven't met
everyone.

19. All other things being equal, big people use more soap.

20. If you can smile when things are going wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.

21. One-seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they change the ends.

23. Not one shred of evidence supports the idea that life is
serious.

24. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.


** This is just humor....It takes humor to get some people through a crisis.... Feel free to post your own lists or cute, odd and funny things that you say to get yourself or someone you know, through a crisis.... I'd love to see 'em...

Cowboi