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Old 07-03-2016, 12:07 AM   #1
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Stupid fire alarm!!! Thank god I keep extra batteries.
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I am mowing the lawn for the first time. Pine cones are everywhere!!! Came in to cool off. Decided to relocate pine cones when I go back out. They will trim the life of my pushmower.

This lawn is hella larger than the one where I lived previously. A whole lot!!! Not whining about that though! I love my place!!! I mean I love, love love it!
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A co-worker tells a customer that if she gets her documents in on Friday and calls us Saturday then we can stop the sale of her home that was scheduled for today.

This co-worker sits near me and is not in today.

First.... We were not open sat and the foreclosure dept sure as hell wouldn't have been here on a sat even if we were.

So I happen to answer this call and had to tell customer it's too late and nothing can be done because the sale date is today.


I'm going to have a not so pleasant talk with my co-worker when she comes back to work.
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While enjoying supper in my livingroom with my family, doors and windows open, enjoying this beautiful weather from inside, I started smelling people shit. I guess one of the farmers spread shit on their fields today somewhere close by. It was awful drifting indoors with the light breeze. Pisses me off I can't enjoy being outdoors for the next week or so because of the smell
I recently left the city and am now living in what I lovingly refer to as "Green Acres" BUT IF I EVER get a whiff of something like this, I'm SO heading back to the city!
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I recently left the city and am now living in what I lovingly refer to as "Green Acres" BUT IF I EVER get a whiff of something like this, I'm SO heading back to the city!
If there are crops near you they have to fertilize the soil with something. I don't know what is available there, but likely it will be local. Welcome to the country!
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That so many people use so much energy to hate!
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It pisses me off that FB won't let me open my private messages anymore. They want me to download messenger. I don't want to download something that I don't want nor need. My life has enough dictatorship in it without FB dictating to me that I have to download messenger.

Guess what all I have to do is fire up the ole laptop to get my messages, but that pisses me off to cuz it is so time consuming. I lived without FB for 51 yrs maybe I will just suspend or delete my account and not worry about it anymore. Lotta time wasted there anyway.
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I read about a barbershop on Yelp that sounded good - an old school dude that sounded like a great barber according to the reviews.

I went in and the dude was in his backroom with no customers in sight. I told him I wanted a haircut. He asked me what kind. I said flat top. He told, I don't cut "ladies" hair. I said it's the same cut and I always go to a barbershop. He said I have been cutting hair for 60 years and I don't cut "ladies" hair.

I was so pissed! I didn't even bother to look for another barbershop or finish my other errands. I just drove home.
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