Happy Birthday Jackhammer!

Medusa · 07-17-2010, 10:43 AM

Happy Birthday Honey! Today, you are another year older and wiser, another year closer to retirement, and have another year of a beautiful life under your belt.

Today, as we celebrate not only your birthday but our anniversary, I hope you will think about all of the magical moments we have shared over the last 11 years of our friendship and 5 years as a couple and allllll of your birthday years on the planet as an amazing, smart, hysterically funny crablette.....especially since you have to work today.

I really can't top the birthday gift that you got last year (signing the papers on our new house) but I do have a really good cupcake recipe and a Clint Eastwood movie on Netflix for you!

I love you so deeply.

Yours,
a

sweetfemme247 · 07-17-2010, 10:43 AM

Oh happy Birthday

Mrs. Strutt · 07-17-2010, 10:47 AM

Happy, happy birthday!!!

UofMfan · 07-17-2010, 10:47 AM

Happy Birthday!

May the waters be filled with fish for you today, and may your life continue to be filled with love and joy.

JustBeingMe · 07-17-2010, 10:48 AM

Happy Birthday JackHammer!!

The_Lady_Snow · 07-17-2010, 10:51 AM

I hope your year is filled with much love, doggy kisses and much laughter. I thank you for all you do, your patience and this place.

Happy Birthday Jack!

SuperFemme · 07-17-2010, 10:55 AM

Cowboi · 07-17-2010, 10:59 AM

Happy Birthday Jackhammer!!!

Blaze · 07-17-2010, 11:04 AM

Yeee Hawwww, it's your burfffday! Happy Birthday Jack!

I wanted to bake a cake, but Tweety kept flying around so I put em in side instead

Hope you have a great one! No need for survival tactics today, just relax!

Spirit Dancer · 07-17-2010, 11:05 AM

Mister Bent · 07-17-2010, 11:06 AM

or this:

All I'm saying, if that bass is marzipan, I want a big piece.

Happy Birthday, Jack!

Ms. Tabitha · 07-17-2010, 11:07 AM

Happy Burffday

Jesse · 07-17-2010, 11:09 AM

Happy Birthday Jack!

MrSunshine · 07-17-2010, 11:10 AM

Happy Birthday Jack!

Billy · 07-17-2010, 11:10 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK

Oiler41 · 07-17-2010, 11:11 AM

Hope you have a fantastic birthday! Best wishes for a year ahead filled with health, happiness and love!

Glynn

Blaze · 07-17-2010, 11:11 AM

Ohhh and I can't forget the Anniversary wish to Medusa and Jack!
I picked out the perfect one

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Liam · 07-17-2010, 11:12 AM

Best wishes for happy birthday!

Hack · 07-17-2010, 11:33 AM

Happy birthday, Jack! May the fish always be biting on the lures you choose.

Jake

Soft*Silver · 07-17-2010, 11:43 AM

happy birthday, Mr Jackhammer!!!

07-17-2010, 10:43 AM	#1
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,710 Times in 7,832 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Happy Birthday Jackhammer! Happy Birthday Honey! Today, you are another year older and wiser, another year closer to retirement, and have another year of a beautiful life under your belt. Today, as we celebrate not only your birthday but our anniversary, I hope you will think about all of the magical moments we have shared over the last 11 years of our friendship and 5 years as a couple and allllll of your birthday years on the planet as an amazing, smart, hysterically funny crablette.....especially since you have to work today. I really can't top the birthday gift that you got last year (signing the papers on our new house) but I do have a really good cupcake recipe and a Clint Eastwood movie on Netflix for you! I love you so deeply. Yours, a __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

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07-17-2010, 10:47 AM	#3
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07-17-2010, 10:51 AM	#6
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07-17-2010, 10:47 AM	#4
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07-17-2010, 10:55 AM	#7
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07-17-2010, 11:04 AM	#9
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07-17-2010, 11:05 AM	#10
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07-17-2010, 11:06 AM	#11
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	If Medusa really loved you she would bake you... or this: All I'm saying, if that bass is marzipan, I want a big piece. Happy Birthday, Jack! __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

07-17-2010, 11:07 AM	#12
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07-17-2010, 11:33 AM	#19
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07-17-2010, 11:43 AM	#20
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