What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 2

Glenn · 11-17-2010, 05:58 PM

Craig's List has been down and no one can sell, rent, etc. It's like a national emergency on their helpline everywhere. I swear, if you want to learn about how it may go down in real time, you should check out all the drama there!

lipstixgal · 11-18-2010, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kobi

The staggering is a symptom of a concussion. And this is funny how?

I just watched this and the staggering is definitely a symptom of a concussion that kid got knocked in the head bad, not too funny to me..

asphaltcowboi · 11-21-2010, 03:01 PM

lipstixgal · 11-21-2010, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by cody

Ha that's funny!!

Kenna · 11-21-2010, 04:04 PM

listening to my roomie say "a-kurns" instead of acorns!

And getting CRACKED in the head by falling a-kurns!!
No Freckin' Wonder the dog jumped when he got hit!!!

*ducks - n - runs as my roomie reads this!*

Kenna · 11-21-2010, 07:34 PM

A mental picture of my roomie being "treed"!!

Miss Scarlett · 11-21-2010, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

A mental picture of my roomie being "treed"!!

OMG! I must say the resemblance is uncanny!

Blade · 11-28-2010, 09:17 PM

Willie just snotted in Sweets face....she says sneezed, it looked like snot to me and besides she said ewwwwwwwwwww so I know he got her good

Miss Scarlett · 11-28-2010, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Willie just snotted in Sweets face....she says sneezed, it looked like snot to me and besides she said ewwwwwwwwwww so I know he got her good

No fair enlisting the aid of animals...

Kenna · 11-28-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Willie just snotted in Sweets face....she says sneezed, it looked like snot to me and besides she said ewwwwwwwwwww so I know he got her good

Two words for Blade:
Dunk Tank

Better get your rubber suit on!! It's COLD out tonight!!

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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

No fair enlisting the aid of animals...

No worry.... it can go both ways!! With all the critters we have here "on da'farm".... I think I can find a few non-furry animals/critters to give Blade a mid-night surprise! But it sure would be fun to have a partner in crime...especially since he picked on you about your spider fiasco!

JustLovelyJenn · 11-28-2010, 10:37 PM

Movies on LOGO

dixie · 12-24-2010, 08:31 AM

My 12 year old is systematically shaking all the presents under the tree. He got to an odd, somewhat cylindrical shaped one. He asked "what the heck is this??" He now literally believes that he has a summer sausage wrapped up, and is totally bummed out. Oh, I love the gullible minds of the young! LOL (It's actually the weird packaging for his requested lava lamp...lol)

Rook · 12-25-2010, 02:05 PM

[Small Twist on the narrative]

A boi wished to purchase a present for hyz sweetheart and after careful consideration, s/he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by hyz sweetheart's sister, s/he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, s/he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note.

Dearest Darling,

This is a little gift to show my affection for you on Christmas. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on and she really looked great. I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other Butch's hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,

P.S. Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.

Blade · 01-08-2011, 06:02 PM

It wasn't today but yesterday my roomie found the plastic packaging of a purchase I made yesterday. She walks into my bedroom holding the package and says.....all you need is for your Mom to come over and find this.

11-17-2010, 05:58 PM	#1
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old thing Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,602 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Craig's List has been down and no one can sell, rent, etc. It's like a national emergency on their helpline everywhere. I swear, if you want to learn about how it may go down in real time, you should check out all the drama there! __________________ 1 Kings 19:12

11-21-2010, 03:01 PM	#3
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11-28-2010, 09:17 PM	#8
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Willie just snotted in Sweets face....she says sneezed, it looked like snot to me and besides she said ewwwwwwwwwww so I know he got her good __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

11-28-2010, 10:37 PM	#11
JustLovelyJenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: That's Need to Know Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Aberdeen, WA Posts: 4,478 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,464 Thanked 13,991 Times in 3,684 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Movies on LOGO __________________ --Jenn

12-25-2010, 02:05 PM	#13
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	[Small Twist on the narrative] A boi wished to purchase a present for hyz sweetheart and after careful consideration, s/he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by hyz sweetheart's sister, s/he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, s/he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note. Dearest Darling, This is a little gift to show my affection for you on Christmas. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on and she really looked great. I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other Butch's hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them for me on Friday night. All my love, P.S. Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing. __________________

11-21-2010, 04:04 PM	#5
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,189 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	listening to my roomie say "a-*kurns" instead of acorns! And getting CRACKED in the head by falling a-kurns!! No Freckin' Wonder* the dog jumped when he got hit!!! ducks - n - runs as my roomie reads this!

11-21-2010, 07:34 PM	#6
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,189 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	A mental picture of my roomie being "treed"!!

12-24-2010, 08:31 AM	#12
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	My 12 year old is systematically shaking all the presents under the tree. He got to an odd, somewhat cylindrical shaped one. He asked "what the heck is this??" He now literally believes that he has a summer sausage wrapped up, and is totally bummed out. Oh, I love the gullible minds of the young! LOL (It's actually the weird packaging for his requested lava lamp...lol)

01-08-2011, 06:02 PM	#14
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	It wasn't today but yesterday my roomie found the plastic packaging of a purchase I made yesterday. She walks into my bedroom holding the package and says.....all you need is for your Mom to come over and find this. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.