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Old 01-24-2011, 05:59 AM   #1
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(And I gotta tell you..these guys could be my boxers...maybe it's just a boxer way when you have more than one!! I am always telling my girl that she is going to kill her brother one day. She rolls her eyes & ignores me (another boxer trait, I believe), but I'm sure he appreciates the effort! )
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Old 01-24-2011, 07:00 AM   #2
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Rufus knew that Hank had gambling problems and he was determined to help Hank "sit it out" when the urge to go gambling came. Good dog Rufus, good dog.
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It was a rabbit....a snow rabbit I swear it was. See he even shit snow trying to get away from me....which way did he go...which way did he go...
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