Taken Out Of Context...

Hollylane · 10-15-2011, 11:47 AM

The posts coming out of LR 2011 made me think of starting this thread so that some of the fun can continue after the event...

Quotes taken out of context can take on so many different meanings. Here's a space to post the ones that make you laugh the hardest or just leave you shaking your head...

One rule:
Be kind to each other.

Examples:

Overheard at work:

"Oh my God, I've never heard of one that BIG!"

Overheard at the market:

"Sometimes they're not as firm as I'd like."

Hollylane · 10-15-2011, 12:37 PM

From my dear friend BillyD moments ago:

"I'm fishing through with my fingers and I couldn't find anything"

Gemme · 10-15-2011, 01:24 PM

"Sometimes you just have to jump in there and get a little dirty, yanno?"

Hollylane · 10-15-2011, 01:44 PM

Adam Richman...

"I'm leaving, I'm taking my pork and my butterfish with me."

tonaderspeisung · 10-15-2011, 05:31 PM

context unknown

" i've got 3 big ones and they are all smooshy"

Starbuck · 10-15-2011, 07:35 PM

"If he brings it out to me, I'm getting drunk tonight"...

nobelcarrot69 · 10-15-2011, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starbuck

"If he brings it out to me, I'm getting drunk tonight"...

If you would do something meaningful or exciting with your life, you wouldn't have to wear all those goofy hats for attention.

scootebaby · 10-15-2011, 08:09 PM

"you took it out,you can put it back in"

nobelcarrot69 · 10-15-2011, 08:53 PM

Oh my you sure had to do some talking, to talk yourself into this one.

Hollylane · 10-16-2011, 12:53 PM

Overheard at Walgreens:

"Honey, that doesn't make it wet enough"

scootebaby · 10-16-2011, 02:27 PM

if its not tight going in you will need to get a bigger one

overheard at work "bitch if i slap it any harder my hand will go thru it"

Gemme · 10-16-2011, 06:29 PM

"Don't close that! Can't you tell I'm still digging around in there?"

Lazy Daze · 10-16-2011, 06:48 PM

Why does it have to be so hard?? It hurts

Hollylane · 10-17-2011, 05:05 PM

Something I said today to my Mom that could have been taken out of context:

"Did you put the lotion on her skin?"

scootebaby · 10-17-2011, 05:12 PM

i'll get more on the backside.

its amazing how far it can spread

JAGG · 10-17-2011, 05:18 PM

In check out line next to the one I was in I heard this,
I sure hope you thought this through, because it's too late to change your mind now.

JAGG · 10-17-2011, 05:23 PM

No not that one, I like the short ones that wiggle when they shake.

Hollylane · 10-19-2011, 12:08 AM

Overheard at a Moroccan restaurant.....

"We all got our hands wet at the same time!"

Hollylane · 10-19-2011, 05:49 PM

My friend BillyD....

"Dave is rubbing it in and washing it out..."

Arwen · 10-26-2011, 03:30 PM

Gemme: You should smell the brown. Sometimes it can be root beer but sometimes it can be shit.

10-15-2011, 11:47 AM	#1
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Taken Out Of Context... The posts coming out of LR 2011 made me think of starting this thread so that some of the fun can continue after the event... Quotes taken out of context can take on so many different meanings. Here's a space to post the ones that make you laugh the hardest or just leave you shaking your head... One rule: Be kind to each other. Examples: Overheard at work: "Oh my God, I've never heard of one that BIG!" Overheard at the market: "Sometimes they're not as firm as I'd like."

10-15-2011, 01:24 PM	#3
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10-15-2011, 07:35 PM	#6
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10-16-2011, 06:29 PM	#12
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10-15-2011, 12:37 PM	#2
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	From my dear friend BillyD moments ago: "I'm fishing through with my fingers and I couldn't find anything"

10-15-2011, 01:44 PM	#4
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Adam Richman... "I'm leaving, I'm taking my pork and my butterfish with me."

10-15-2011, 05:31 PM	#5
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,752 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	context unknown " i've got 3 big ones and they are all smooshy"

10-15-2011, 08:09 PM	#8
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	"you took it out,you can put it back in"

10-15-2011, 08:53 PM	#9
nobelcarrot69 Junior Member How Do You Identify?: me Preferred Pronoun?: Is this a trick question? Relationship Status: cheated and mistreated never again Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: It's very pretty Posts: 31 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52 Thanked 73 Times in 23 Posts Rep Power: 1221576	Oh my you sure had to do some talking, to talk yourself into this one.

10-16-2011, 12:53 PM	#10
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Overheard at Walgreens: "Honey, that doesn't make it wet enough"

10-16-2011, 02:27 PM	#11
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	if its not tight going in you will need to get a bigger one overheard at work "bitch if i slap it any harder my hand will go thru it"

10-17-2011, 05:05 PM	#14
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Something I said today to my Mom that could have been taken out of context: "Did you put the lotion on her skin?"

10-17-2011, 05:12 PM	#15
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	i'll get more on the backside. its amazing how far it can spread

10-17-2011, 05:18 PM	#16
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	In check out line next to the one I was in I heard this, I sure hope you thought this through, because it's too late to change your mind now. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

10-17-2011, 05:23 PM	#17
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	No not that one, I like the short ones that wiggle when they shake. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

10-19-2011, 12:08 AM	#18
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Overheard at a Moroccan restaurant..... "We all got our hands wet at the same time!"

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10-26-2011, 03:30 PM	#20
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