5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

[Duchess]

~I love the outdoors
~I have a super naughty sense of humor
~I wish I never had to wear shoes
~I love to travel
~My love for cold weather is equal to my love of being constipated

[JustLovelyJenn]

1. I make a conscious effort every day to find good.
2. I have sometimes crippling anxiety, but was raised to hide it at all cost
3. I have HUGE feet... a size 11 in women... someone told me I had tug boats.
4. I hate to clean a dirty space, I know... that makes no sense... but if I let things get out of control, it takes me 5 times as long to clean it...
5. I love love love Lindt white chocolate truffles.

[silkepus]

1. I wanted to be a cartoon artist when I was little and I still make a lot of cartoons in my spare time.
2. My favourite cartoonist is Don Rosa, whom I have met and he was super awesome.
3. I've lost a lot of weight and feel really self concious about it.
4. Actually I'm just self concious in general
5. I dont think anything feels better than making someone laugh

Scots_On_The_Rocks 1. Wil Wheaton is my cousin (no joke)

Oh my gosh thats so cool. Ask him to do cards against humanity on table top- pretty supercalifragilistic please!

[ONLY]

1- When I cook I need to have all the cooking implements (measuring cups, spoons, bowls etc) ready with all the ingredients out.

2- When I cook I need to clean up as I do (that is including washing dishes)

3- I tend to update my bankbook at least 2 a week sometimes more (depending if I am near a bank machine and I pay my bills at the ATM also....YES I am probably the rare few who do this lol )

4- I have an amazing respectful son.

5- My girl and I are working towards immigration. We are hoping to start the paper work within the next month or so She is American and I am Canadian. The plan is for her to move here with my son & I.

PS If anyone has gone through this (American immigrating to Canada), if you are willing to, maybe you could message me and let me know how the process was for you Thank you.

[tapu]

1. I'm very compassionate. I come off here as being precise and exacting, but with a lover, friend, child, or service person, I am as patient and understanding as the day is long.

2. I don't place a lot of value in bodily form or integrity. I can be attracted to the right person regardless of her size or shape, and regardless of disability or affectation. I find all forms potentially lovable--depending on the personality of the person inside there.

3. While I come off here as very intelligent--I am--but I can also be disarmingly stupid about things. That's why those with complementary intelligences meld well with me. I'm dumb about so many of the more femme/subjectives things and I suffer from that.

4. I'm open to exploring friendships/relationships from anywhere. Though I am ensconced in Maine, with a son here and a full life, I am adventurous and long for more travel beyond the extensive moves and journeys I have done.

5. Probably my number one personal trait is that I'm comfortingly and frighteningly forward about what what I think and feel. You never have to wonder about me, "Man, what's that tapu thinking?" I'll fucking tell ya.

[C0LLETTE]

Originally Posted by ONLY

1- When I cook I need to have all the cooking implements (measuring cups, spoons, bowls etc) ready with all the ingredients out.

2- When I cook I need to clean up as I do (that is including washing dishes)

3- I tend to update my bankbook at least 2 a week sometimes more (depending if I am near a bank machine and I pay my bills at the ATM also....YES I am probably the rare few who do this lol )

4- I have an amazing respectful son.

5- My girl and I are working towards immigration. We are hoping to start the paper work within the next month or so She is American and I am Canadian. The plan is for her to move here with my son & I.

PS If anyone has gone through this (American immigrating to Canada), if you are willing to, maybe you could message me and let me know how the process was for you Thank you.

It's all so individual.. can be easy peasy or a 5 year long pointless quagmire. Canadians and Americans seem interchangeable but we are not , on many levels, and that border can make a 20 foot difference into a thousand miles.

[ksrainbow]

1. My college expenses where paid for in part via tennis scholarships. (with part time jobs filling in the void).

2. My education in college was with aspirations of being a National Park Ranger (life member of the GSA was my inspiration) until the first female Kansas park ranger was murdered 30 miles away from me.

3. I am not PC and sometimes it has caused my personal and professional biting of my tongue more times than I would prefer.

4. My son is my most important gift that I was and am able to give to all who know and share his presence.

5. I am not as good of a listener as I should be. I am deaf in my left ear

[Duchess]

1) Caring for a car really stresses me out
2) I have a terrific imagination for fun things to do
3) I hate talking on the phone
4) I'm fanatical about teeth
5) I have a strict skincare ritual for morning and evening

[uglyboi]

1. I set a home run record in tee ball, despite all the heckling. “Get off the field, jerk!” “This is a kid’s league!”

2. I want to be a voice actor in nasal decongestant ads just so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.”

3. I used to have a hula girl on my dashboard but she finally left. Fine by me. She was blocking my view of the road.

4. When solicitors come calling, I invite them in and try to sell stuff to them.

5. I don’t buy burgers from Creepy King, Pennywise or Icecreamconehead. I get mine from Pippi Longstocking, because square meat tastes better.

[JustLovelyJenn]

1. I love to listen to the rain, its one of the most soothing sounds I know of.
2. I get lost in art.... all of it, paintings, photography, music... I can look at it or listen to it for a long time and just... let my mind go.
3. I plan to one day own an arts and crafts gallery.
4. I am very picky about the people I let into my life... a big part because of my kids. I believe it is a safe assumption that you will treat my children the same way you treat me... for that reason... you have to be pretty amazing to stay in my life.
5. My favorite flowers are dahlias. I love them... just, truly love them.

[Sweet Bliss]

I am the best butt/back scratcher this side of the Mississippi.

My feet are pretty.

I have great gams... no really!

I never make the same meatloaf twice, but it's always good.

I have magical hands.

[Hey You]

I strongly dislike rain, and in fact I have trouble falling asleep if it's raining because the noise is distracting. I have been working on not actively hating it, until recently it affected me negatively emotionally.

I freeze at 20 degrees celcius. Hate the cold.

Despite identifying as a butch, I'm very shy and rarely make the first move.

I don't own or particularly want any kind of video games or video game players, apart from a couple of board games on my phone.

I have never traveled overseas for the sake of a holiday. I've been overseas twice but both times were for a specific purpose. I'm not in any hurry to change that.

[bonne-maman]

1. I have been arrested quite a few times.
2. I have met John Cowsill.
3. I wish I had a shotgun and could go trap/skeet shooting more often.
4. I am dating someone kind of regularly for the first time since my 20 year relationship broke up 3 years ago. (I have done tons of dating adventures in the last 3 years but none of them turned into regular anything.)
5. This person and I have such busy lives we haven't had a time or place for...well, you know. I hope that goes well.

[Arwen]

Originally Posted by Metropolis

On a cracker? Because I totally love that...

Absolutely. Ritz?

Originally Posted by bonne-maman

2. I have met John Cowsill.

Is it bad that I do not know who John Cowsill is?

[Miss Robin]

Metropolis, I'm glad you're not going to pretend you made up the thread.

Five things:

1. For a Halloween party I attempted to be a 60s secret agent from TV but looked more like one of my mother's irritating friends from my childhood.

2. I'm editing a college science book (basic biology 101) and of course there's nothing about intersexed in this part about chromosomes.

3. I can't sleep anymore. I've tried valarian, melatonin, some botanical thing, booze, deep breathing...

4. My daughter (22) and son (19) are people I admire and respect and they're very good to their mother.

5. My nail polish is too dark.

[Linus]

Ok.. Figured I'd try this once:

1. I love my Mac and want another.

2. I've made it to level 80 on WoW with little help and even fewer cheats

3. I am ignoring my students right now in favour of yapping here.

4. I have one more year to go before the US kicks me out or I get a new visa or get a green card.

5. I will be moving to Los Angeles next year (be afraid! be very afraid!)

[Andrew, Jr.]

1. I rescue stray and abandon animals.

2. I enjoy skeet shooting.

3. I am addicted to the Syfy Channel because of my strong belief in the paranormal.

4. I love cheeses of all kinds except Swiss.

5. I wear different colognes every day.

[Scorp]

Here we go:

1) I passed my police officer's exam years ago

2) My grandfather was an actor in Italy, and worked with Rudolph Valentino

3) I'm a published poet

4) I play drums by ear

5) I've had long hair down to my waist

BONUS: I bat left handed, golf left handed, but I write "right handed"

[DoubleXL]

Originally Posted by Linus

Ok.. Figured I'd try this once:

1. I love my Mac and want another.

2. I've made it to level 80 on WoW with little help and even fewer cheats

3. I am ignoring my students right now in favour of yapping here.

4. I have one more year to go before the US kicks me out or I get a new visa or get a green card.

5. I will be moving to Los Angeles next year (be afraid! be very afraid!)

Hey I'm level 80 on WOW too, what server??? I haven't even attempted to do any of the new Cataclysm stuff, but I love the new Worgens!