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Old 05-01-2013, 11:57 AM   #1
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Note to self....

Please stop going food shopping and buying to much stuff. And then having to take the bus home with three very large bags. Then when you get home you are so bloody sore and tired that you can barley move off of the sofa. Your lovely, sweet, handsome husband CAN DO THE SHOP!
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Get you arse up, and get to work. The clock has not, and will not stop for your procrastination. This is a good thing, because if it did, it would be that much longer to wait for her arrival!
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I do not like to shop. I especially do not like to grocery shop. I am glad it is over, and I am wondering how long I can put off the next grocery shopping visit. I prefer to pick up things here and there, as I think of them, but when my staples have been depleted, I have to do the big shopping trips.

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While picking up things here and there, pick up a few staples too. No one should spend that much time grocery shopping, ever.
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Falling asleep on couch (at your age) ,with large dog, equates to a not so restful sleep and soreness in the am.
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It's me.
The little girl inside of you.
The wanna-be.
The used to.

I've been waiting here.
Watching patiently.
Dear you.
It's me.

Why do you pass a mirror and glance away?
Avoid all the pictures that you take?
Don't you know that you are you and always will be?
Dear you.
It's me.

When the world is crashing down like crumbling walls,
When the light is dimming in your bright minds halls,
I'm weeping silently for who you can be
Dear you.
It's me.

Lighten up your load, your but one girl
And you mean so much to this world
Just because there are a few who do not see
Dear you.
It's me.

I'll leave you now with those wise words
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Dear you.
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Old 01-11-2014, 04:11 AM   #8
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NTS ~ timing is everything ~ esp. when u want someone to actually hear what u are saying ~
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NTS ~ timing is everything ~ esp. when u want someone to actually hear what u are saying ~
NTS I really need to work on this one I think.
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NTS: Stop fucking worrying about your biopsy Justy. It's going to be alright dammit.
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you can't control things people do or say, but you can control how you react & respond.
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