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Old 07-10-2011, 07:51 AM   #181
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Why the hell did I kiss her? And then why didn't I stay when she asked me to?
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Where the hell are those mosquitoes coming from?! I was sure I pulverized them all .
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The Royal couple had barely left Canada when they were spotted whooping it up in Hollywood. DID WE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? I feel so cheap.
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The Royal couple had barely left Canada when they were spotted whooping it up in Hollywood. DID WE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? I feel so cheap.

Gee, the news down here said they were visiting Skid Row. Hmph. They're so shallow.
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Gee, the news down here said they were visiting Skid Row. Hmph. They're so shallow.
Ouch! I've never been so insulted. plah!
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The dress Kate wore to Skid Row was "simply stunning."
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hmmm I wonder if the humming birds will be back in the morning
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The Royal couple had barely left Canada when they were spotted whooping it up in Hollywood. DID WE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? I feel so cheap.
Try not to take it too personal. Any old port in a storm. Haha Hollywood today, Cancun tomorrow. Here today gone tomorrow. Whatever.
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pondering why the cell seems so terribly indesctructible when i throw it, and want it to break-
and at other times, it flippin loses it's mind at the most in-opportune time.


i often ponder why the most 'precious friends' who wish you nothing but happiness,
are the first one's to dissapear with contempt when you don't choose them.


pondering the 'i'm the nice one' personna.
is the bitch switch really just broken? or tempting me?
i also ponder if my give a damn will ever be fixed, or if i like it like this.


*pondering another pot of coffee, and more loud music*

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I find myself pondering the source/s of the increased critter activity on my roof and outside my windows. I often hear things scampering around but tonight, they (whoever they are - racoons, opossum, skunks, bears, cats, aliens...) are making a genuine ruckus.
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I wonder why we can't have medicare health insurance for all americans!
It's not rocket science, we all benefit.
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Why would this 50-lb dog, with all this hair on him, want to sleep plastered against me when it's 90 degrees in here?
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Why hasn't anybody started a Live Aid for Somilia , there is 3 milliion people starving over there.!

What's Bob Geldof doing these days?
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Why does Zues (my mentally challenged little dog son) insist on sleeping with his snout nuzzled into my neck snoring in my earAnd why does said 13 pound dog need all 4 pillows and 2/3 of a Queen Size bed
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For the same reason my 13 pound gay-boy cat insist on sleeping with his butt against the top of head....... unconditional love!
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For the same reason my 13 pound gay-boy cat insist on sleeping with his butt against the top of head....... unconditional love!
Yeah I rescued a little kitten last week that was abondoned during a monsoon in my apt complex and she reminded me that cats are so proud of thier butts. They jump up on our laps for love and always turn around as if to say " see my butt,, isn't it the prettiest butt you've ever seen" And have noticed that you DO NOT own your cat..your cat OWNS YOU. lol
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I finally got the invitations to Amy’s Graduation party in the mail today…she was supposed to do it 2 days ago, but I found them tucked under the papers and envelopes from our addressing session. I guess she either couldn’t see them, or she forgot. In other news….what child washed Kasey’s Saab with a scrub pad and is costing me a paint job? Ding, ding, ding. Holy Mary Mother of God!!! Kasey gave her a nice soft towel to use, and she went in the house while Kasey went back to work and got a scrub pad to get the bird poop off the car.

Of course it was my idea for Amy to wash the car as she was having a day at home and needs to keep busy. Bad Cindy, bad bad Cindy. Sometimes I forget that most kids don’t have the sense God gave a turnip….but such an expensive lesson? Jeez!

Oh and that reminds me.......why is it my youngest Uncle hasn't called since my Mom passed away? Until......he heard from my other Uncle (the executor of my Mom's estate) just how MUCH money I inherited both from my Mom and Grandma. Funny how he wants to show some love and caring now! Asshat.

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i know hy is out there when will i meet hym and is hy a good kisser?
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