DON'T Buy It! - Page 10

Apocalipstic · 08-16-2010, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by waxnrope

No, dear, you're a geezerette. You have to go back a few pages...
But,

to the house of geeze. Don't be alarmed if Corkey calls you granma.

I bet your stinky worked.

PS. Why I gotta be a Gezerette? Can't I be gender ambiguous? It's the pink cake isn't it?

I have read the thread in its epic and mystical entirety BTW!

*grin*

durrrrrrrr · 08-16-2010, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by apocalipstic

This is hysterical!

That must mean I am a geezer too????

Oh and myyy slinky worked fine.

forgot to tell ya. just dont start singing the slinky theme song...cuz Soon will get it stuck in her head and sing it for hours...

Apocalipstic · 08-16-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr

forgot to tell ya. just dont start singing the slinky theme song...cuz Soon will get it stuck in her head and sing it for hours...

Muahahahah

"It's slinky, it's slinky
wonderful wonderful slinnnnky,
fun for a girl and a boyyyyyyyyyy!"

<insert singie face>

This was maybe a 60's version?

Soon · 08-16-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr

forgot to tell ya. just dont start singing the slinky theme song...cuz Soon will get it stuck in her head and sing it for hours...

I just came in to bop durrrrrrr with a hammer.

durrrrrrrr · 08-16-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by apocalipstic

Muahahahah

"It's slinky, it's slinky
wonderful wonderful slinnnnky,
fun for a girl and a boyyyyyyyyyy!"

<insert singie face>

This was maybe a 60's version?

rut roe

durrrrrrrr · 08-16-2010, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow

I just came in to bop durrrrrrr with a hammer.

<--- is innocent, i tell ya

and yet, apocalipstic thank'd ya for that post...

waxnrope · 08-16-2010, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by apocalipstic

PS. Why I gotta be a Gezerette? Can't I be gender ambiguous? It's the pink cake isn't it?

I have read the thread in its epic and mystical entirety BTW!

*grin*

The pink was a give away. Sorry, Dapper.
And, you remain sober?

waxnrope · 08-16-2010, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow

I just came in to bop durrrrrrr with a hammer.

Is it time to sing the little rabbit foo foo song?

durrrrrrrr · 08-16-2010, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by waxnrope

Is it time to sing the little rabbit foo foo song?

not gonna say a thing, cuz, then it will be "hammer time " again for durrrrrrrr

SuperFemme · 08-16-2010, 06:44 PM

Stearns · 08-16-2010, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow

I just came in to bop durrrrrrr with a hammer.

You forgot apocalipstic. She actually wrote the words down in her post, just in case durrrrrrrr's wasn't enough to spark the music in your head.

Soon · 08-16-2010, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr

not gonna say a thing, cuz, then it will be "hammer time " again for durrrrrrrr

i think i will just sit here and be one with the random tunes that go through my head (even more b/c of this thread!)

Soon · 08-16-2010, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Stearns

You forgot apocalipstic. She actually wrote the words down in her post, just in case durrrrrrrr's wasn't enough to spark the music in your head.

I can't bop pink fondant!!

Durrrrrr is just more hammer-able! heh.

Stearns · 08-16-2010, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by apocalipstic

None of their directioons seem to be written by a native English speaker of any kind. I suspect they are translated from the original Chinese by Swedes using an on line translating service.

I bought an electric scooter one time whose directions warned me to, "Beware the long slope." I finally figured out it was warning me that it didn't have enough power to make it up a steep hill, which the direction writers explained as a "natural phenomenon".

durrrrrrrr · 08-16-2010, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow

I can't bop pink fondant!!

Durrrrrr is just more hammer-able! heh.

durrrrrrrr · 08-16-2010, 07:19 PM

i dont know much about IKEA...there aint a store anywhere near here. i always thought though, they had good stuff...no? i use to date a lady who swore up and down about that store... she would start droolin just talkin about that place

Stearns · 08-16-2010, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyson

Okay, I have one. I'm not saying it does not work but ....

This weekend there was a minor accident and we needed to purchase a bottle of benadine solution. We left the dinner party and went to the drug store and purchased an 8 oz. bottle of this magical healing elexir. I was bowled over when I realized it was $17. When did povidone-iodine get so expensive?

Thanks for the post, Grey. I've noticed that the prices on smaller items have skyrocketed. I can barely get out of CVS with over-the-counter meds, body wash, deodorant, etc. for less than $50 these days.

Soon · 08-16-2010, 07:25 PM

I had some IKEA stuff until I purged all my belongings two years ago.

A coffee table, desk, and tv stand. I liked all of it!

Of course I didn't put any of it together. In fact, I probably went into the other room or left the apartment while an S.O. tried to follow the directions and assemble.

hee.

Stearns · 08-16-2010, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by apocalipstic

PS. Why I gotta be a Gezerette? Can't I be gender ambiguous? It's the pink cake isn't it?

I have read the thread in its epic and mystical entirety BTW!

*grin*

You can be whatever kind of Geezer you want to be, apocalipstic. We do not discriminate. Wonder if Linus could find us a geezer emoticon...

Stearns · 08-16-2010, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by waxnrope

Is it time to sing the little rabbit foo foo song?

Was this supposed to be on Geezer radar? I'd never heard of it and had to watch SuperFemme's video.

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Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,094 Times in 3,386 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I had some IKEA stuff until I purged all my belongings two years ago. A coffee table, desk, and tv stand. I liked all of it! Of course I didn't put any of it together. In fact, I probably went into the other room or left the apartment while an S.O. tried to follow the directions and assemble. hee.