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Old 06-24-2011, 06:24 AM   #201
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"What in tarnation?"

or ... "cuss it all to tarnation"
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"I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throats been cut"

"Why you're no bigger than a wart on a nats ass"

"Big as the side of a barn"

hmmm my family seemed to have been obsessed with the size of things....no wonder I have issues
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my grandma is also 4'9" and we would tease her she would 1. have to catch us and 2. have to drag a ladder with her...lol

we were some wild lil 'hellions


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Fiddlesticks!
I'll be a monkey's uncle!
Imma pop you in the kisser!
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So beautifully executed, I thought it deserved a re-posting here. Thank you, Sparkle!

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I wish you a year of friphoppery, shenanigans, goings on & only the best of the hullabaloo ~ may it be full of frolic & shimmy & a cacophony of clinking crystal overflowing with bubbly.

May your brassieres be busting, your knickers untwisted, your pumps sky-high & your every ensem: La-Di-Da!

May there be more trousers - less talk!

Love & Louboutins & Luscious Libations,

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Old 06-29-2011, 06:44 PM   #206
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'Don't get your tit in a wringer'

(my mom did get her hair caught in it once)
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Really old. . . Lest
It means "so that you might not"

I am quite fond of it because 1 word replaces 5 words, ahhh economy

another one . . .

social intercourse for conversation

fine fettle
high mettle
in their oats
fit as a fiddle and ready to play
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I was thinking about phrases that were well known but don't really make sense and/or just aren't right earlier today.

For example, sweat like a pig makes absolutely no sense as pigs do not sweat. Also, someone said my boss eats like a bird, meaning that she picks at her food and/or doesn't eat a lot, but birds typically eat 2-3 times their body weight daily so that's not right. *I* eat like a bird.

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My panties were totally in a twist earlier today.
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your eyes were bigger than your belly.

...smellin' himself

...too big for your britches
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"I've known that child since they were knee high to a grasshopper.
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That dog dont hunt!

Useless as tits on a bore hog.

and my favorite.....

Colder than a well diggers A beep
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