5 things you never wanted to know about me.

[stepfordfemme]

-I can only drive to places in one way. Detours make me anxious.
-I can't stomach the sound of tinfoil.
-I hate it when people look around in my home or car. I like the sense of privacy.
-I refuse to use other people's personal products. Such as deodorant, chapstick, etc...
-I don't like when people fuss over the bill. I'd rather cover it. Also, I cringe when people stiff serving staff on tips.

[deathbypoem]

1. I don't like people in the kitchen while I'm cooking. Unless I have asked them to help me.

2. The feeling of someone rubbing my face irks me to no end. I've never enjoyed it and it starts to feel raw after a while.

3. I try my best to be nice to people making my food in public but sometimes I notice myself getting pissy if its wrong.

4. Refusing to go barefoot in the house has raised some odd questions in my life. No wonder my feet are soft as hell.

5. I have a process in the way I eat my food, everytime.

[Ginger]

1) I am an insufferable neatnik.
2) I hide my shyness by asking other people a lot of questions.
3) I drink orange juice out of the carton.
4) I'm not a fan of Mother Theresa.
5) I have a lot of unpopular opinions I keep to myself.

[Rolo]

1. When talking about what someone else said I always change my voice or maybe add an accent...this is NOT how I think you sound, it's just what I do.

2. If it's on the floor and light enough I'll pick it up with my toes (who has time to bend over).

3. I hate the sound snow makes when you walk on it - drives me crazy.

4. My sarcasm gets me into trouble.

5. I'm a little obsessed with the apocalypse, and not in a religious way but in a national disaster, asteroid, last people on earth, find a new planet, survival, zombie kind of way.

[Happy_Go_Lucky]

1. I lived in Korea for 8 years, does NOT use chopsticks.

2.Vacuums the carpet on my out of the house (no tracks when I return)

3. Tugs at the left, bottom portion of shirts. Causes rub holes eventually.

4. Avoids big, hairy people.

5. Eats with a vintage child's cowboy fork

[C0LLETTE]

Some of these lists make me chuckle uncontrollably ( yes, some femmes do chuckle) I just wish I had a vintage cowboy child's fork lol ...and backing out of your house as you vacuum is a hoot.

as for me:

1. I am obsessively organised. That means: I do not leave any loose paperclips on my desk after 7 pm and I shred anything I haven't got a folder for.

2. I'm the idiot standing outside in 40 below weather, smoking a cigarette.

3. I'm cheap. I'm wearing my Mother's reading glasses. She's been dead since 1997. I'm also sentimental.

4. I'm only 4'11 but not a single living being who hasn't met me in person would ever know or guess that.

5. I make more money than God(dess) but I've voted Left all my life.

[tapu]

1. I have two convictions for public nudity. What can I say? Sorry, sorry, sorry.

2. The last time I played Pictionary was on a psych ward. I was good at it.

3. I come from Appalachia. My grandfathers were both coal miners. I can still speak the dialect if you want me to.

4. I once had a collection of books on and by the Manson Family; I recently sold them on eBay for just under $500.

5. I am more desperate for friends and acceptance than I seem. If it already seemed that I was that way, well, it's a lot more.

[Paradox]

Only 5 ...

1) I have sensitive ears. The sound of people chewing their foods or dragging their feet, noisy appliances (some examples) drive me up the wall.

2) I have OCD issues. Kitchens must be clean/spotless (kinda oxymoron when you think a kitchen must get a little dirty to prepare food - hence why I not a professional cook.)

3) I love the sound and meaning of quintessential (such a lovely word).

4) I miss my dear best friend who now lives in New Zealand.

5) My sarcastic and at time tactless nature has gotten me into more trouble than I can count.

[GeeGina]

1. I get really gassy after eating vegetables...and I eat a lot of vegetables.

2. Grapefruits make me wince. The smell of one alone can drive me out of a room. And has.

3. My pack rat tendencies are legendary. I'm too sentimental and there's nothing more comfortable than clothes are beat up.

4. From black cats to broken mirrors, I am unreasonably superstitious.

5. I hold grudges. There's a girl from my fifth grade class who's ass I'd still like to kick.

[Novelafemme]

1. I loathe black-eyed peas. Just the thought of them makes die inside.

2. The toilet is where I have most of my life changing epiphanies and self-revelations.

3. I have been known to remain un-showered and in the same clothes for an entire weekend.

4. I have a bunion on my left foot and it embarrasses me.

5. I ran away from home at 16 to travel with the Grateful Dead. It was the best year of my life.

[Jet]

Originally Posted by Hollylane

Pretty self explanatory.

only 2 rules:

1. Be kind to each other
2. They have to be about your quirks.

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I'll get it started:

1. I am fascinated by the word "Armadillo"
2. My favorite late night snack that I am not allowed have, is tortilla with Miracle whip, Kraft cheese slice, and Pringles.
3. Sometimes I have a collection of socks underneath the covers. I kick them off when my feet get too warm.
4. I have a very particular order in the shower, if I miss a step, I have to start over.
5. When I am having a cocktail I have to stop myself from licking the rim of my glass...It is not always a margarita.



Ready....Set....GO!

These are aren't the crimes of the century or appalling, why would anyone be bothered knowing them? Curious.

[Jet]

Originally Posted by Novelafemme

1. I loathe black-eyed peas. Just the thought of them makes die inside.

2. The toilet is where I have most of my life changing epiphanies and self-revelations.

3. I have been known to remain un-showered and in the same clothes for an entire weekend.

4. I have a bunion on my left foot and it embarrasses me.

5. I ran away from home at 16 to travel with the Grateful Dead. It was the best year of my life.

Did you know Jerry Garcia?

[Novelafemme]

Originally Posted by Jet

Did you know Jerry Garcia?

I *saw* him from afar many times, but I never met the man. His voice can easily bring me to tears. Sometimes from the sheer terribleness of it and others because it touches a part of me that is so tender and real.

[C0LLETTE]

1. I. didn't know Jerry Garcia but 2 days after she went into rehab ( which I was paying for ) my ex gf called to tell me she was in the bed next to the bed Jerry Garcia died in.

2. I wasted huge amounts of money on her rehabs.

3. I haven't lived with her in years.

4. She still thinks I should send more.

5. I've stopped sending more.

[Jet]

I have never broken the law or injured another person in any way other than saying hurtful things to others in my life. I have battled a fierce and volcanic temper most of my life until now, and it took many years to get a handle. The reason is because I spent many years fighting for my life (because of things you never want to know.) And if you think you may have a hunch, you don't don't. What I went through in my life is as unspeakable as it is unheard of. I did meet a few nice people along the way...but also met people I never want to think about again.

I'm friendly, but I'm conditioned and a very hard man, from circumstances, other than when I keep things light or exchange with those whom I love and respect in close relationships. Then, I am gentle.

I'm not a liar, a con or untrustworthy—I'm loyal to a fault with proof. But people have unfairly speculated about me without ever giving me the benefit of the doubt or bothering to get to know me. I know what it is to be unfairly accused of things based on misinformation, gossip and heresay. No one knows who I am except for my family and a handful of lifelong friends who know me personally offline. I've weathered this many times in addition to taking on a motherlode of the unspeakable in my private life. But I survived, often times, holding on by a thread and with God's help. Sometimes, I think I should write a book about beating the unbeatable.

Trust me when I say, I have been through severe and rare situations that no one wants to know about...ever. They've impacted and changed me. And those few who are strong enough to know are understanding, supportive and very close to me—it's a close network of wonderful friends.

I am evasive and I prefer to be a loner, touching base when necessary and only when people, whom I trust, contact me. I give and contribute to others, but only from afar. I've changed and evolved drastically. But this way of life is finally coming to a close and time is running short before I begin a new life else where and put these years behind me. I am grateful, happy and profoundly moved by what I will begin. I won't divulge any more; I choose to keep the details of these things private. The point is that there is always hope for the good no matter how difficult life is. I hope this serves as encouragement.

[fatallyblonde]

man I ALWAYS draw a blank when it comes to stuff like this and then think of stuff later... oh well...

1. I love love LOVE squeezing pimples, black heads, cysts etc... anything that will ooze pus... and on other people too... sometimes I watch videos on youtube of it...

2. I've had liposuction

3. I type faster than anyone I've ever met. I accredit it to years of piano playing but who knows really

4. I'm a great big dork and have written almost one million words of fanfiction for various comics/cartoon shows

5. I have a lumpy big toe from when I injured it doing ballet

[C0LLETTE]

Originally Posted by fatallyblonde

man I ALWAYS draw a blank when it comes to stuff like this and then think of stuff later... oh well...

1. I love love LOVE squeezing pimples, black heads, cysts etc... anything that will ooze pus... and on other people too... sometimes I watch videos on youtube of it...

2. I've had liposuction

3. I type faster than anyone I've ever met. I accredit it to years of piano playing but who knows really

4. I'm a great big dork and have written almost one million words of fanfiction for various comics/cartoon shows

5. I have a lumpy big toe from when I injured it doing ballet

ok.. I've finally read something about someone that I really didn't want to know, That pimple squeezing thing? brrrrrrrrrrrrr lol. Maybe you should save that revelation for the second date. lol

[Novelafemme]

Originally Posted by fatallyblonde

man I ALWAYS draw a blank when it comes to stuff like this and then think of stuff later... oh well...

1. I love love LOVE squeezing pimples, black heads, cysts etc... anything that will ooze pus... and on other people too... sometimes I watch videos on youtube of it...

2. I've had liposuction

3. I type faster than anyone I've ever met. I accredit it to years of piano playing but who knows really

4. I'm a great big dork and have written almost one million words of fanfiction for various comics/cartoon shows

5. I have a lumpy big toe from when I injured it doing ballet

Have you checked out www.popthatzit.com

It's one of my five bookmarks that I scroll through every night.

[C0LLETTE]

Originally Posted by Novelafemme

Have you checked out www.popthatzit.com

It's one of my five bookmarks that I scroll through every night.

Who knew!!!I was going to make fun but now I realise this is just another form of expression (lil joke there).

[tapu]

Originally Posted by Jet

These are aren't the crimes of the century or appalling, why would anyone be bothered knowing them? Curious.

buzz kill!