Taken Out Of Context... - Page 12

Hollylane · 03-21-2012, 09:58 PM

"That's why you get the extra long bun length ones"

and...

"FYI, your box is full"

Lazy Daze · 03-31-2012, 07:29 AM

"Once this ball gets wet, its game over".

little_ms_sunshyne · 03-31-2012, 07:31 AM

"Have you ever tried the Bush?" (referring to a Fried chicken place

)

Gaige · 03-31-2012, 07:42 AM

I can push it back a little further until you get off.

it = my work break
get off = end of work day

apparently i'm dating someone with a dirty mind since she was the one to point it out to me :laughin:

Hollylane · 03-31-2012, 08:26 AM

Me (talking about one of the systems at work that went down): "Can you get it up Charlie?"

Charlie (taking it out of context): "I'm not that past my prime Hollylane"

My response:

scootebaby · 03-31-2012, 12:12 PM

just because its tight doesnt mean it wont fit!

if i slap it any harder i'll have to take it home with me

look,i told you,you have to get on your knees to get it.

ETA: just read on yahoo. "swimmer rips suit,tops Phelps"

Gemme · 04-01-2012, 07:57 AM

I'm not going to break it; I'm going to break it in.

Lazy Daze · 04-01-2012, 05:09 PM

So tonight, you are gonna lay on the bed, and I am gonna lay it on top of you....

Hollylane · 04-03-2012, 09:34 PM

"Okay...I'm being good 'cause you're inside."

jac · 04-04-2012, 05:09 PM

"It's not always the size that matters, sometimes it's all about the cream..."

Said at a team meeting when a couple staff were discussing and comparing the two cakes for the director's birthday celebration.

puddin' · 04-05-2012, 12:25 PM

"does it hurt, leave your knee unsettled or have no effect at all?"

Hollylane · 04-06-2012, 08:28 PM

"Are you going to eat that, or just keep walking around smelling it?"

and...

"She's had that banana up her nose for about 15 minutes now"

ruffryder · 04-06-2012, 10:55 PM

on my facebook page, we had fun with:

"Got a BJs (discount store) membership today."

Metro · 04-06-2012, 11:46 PM

Recenlty overheard at a crowded & noisy restaurant (a befuddled Maitre D' trying to confirm a reservation by phone):

"The reservation is for a BJ?"

[Nope, it wasn't THAT kind of an establishment.]

Lazy Daze · 04-12-2012, 08:20 PM

"about time you went down on it"

Metro · 04-13-2012, 06:47 AM

"Could he shoot a few blanks?"

[Instructions for a photographer spoken to a business associate. Also falls into category of That Awkward Moment.]

Hollylane · 04-13-2012, 09:32 PM

From an email I just sent to my Rabbit Advocate and hay supplier friend...

Hay Jan, I mean Hey Jan...

I hope you and your buns are doing good.

Guy · 04-15-2012, 09:14 PM

Why didn't you wet the tip first?

JAGG · 04-17-2012, 08:06 PM

" We were never together. But I had to break up with her like 10 times." LMAO

thedivahrrrself · 04-18-2012, 10:29 AM

"I have one eye. You have two heads."

03-31-2012, 07:29 AM	#222
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04-01-2012, 07:57 AM	#227
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04-01-2012, 05:09 PM	#228
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04-05-2012, 12:25 PM	#231
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04-06-2012, 08:28 PM	#232
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03-21-2012, 09:58 PM	#221
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,372 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	"That's why you get the extra long bun length ones" and... "FYI, your box is full"

03-31-2012, 07:31 AM	#223
little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,540 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"Have you ever tried the Bush?" (referring to a Fried chicken place )

03-31-2012, 07:42 AM	#224
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,756 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I can push it back a little further until you get off. it = my work break get off = end of work day apparently i'm dating someone with a dirty mind since she was the one to point it out to me :laughin:

03-31-2012, 08:26 AM	#225
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,372 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Me (talking about one of the systems at work that went down): "Can you get it up Charlie?" Charlie (taking it out of context): "I'm not that past my prime Hollylane" My response:

03-31-2012, 12:12 PM	#226
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	just because its tight doesnt mean it wont fit! if i slap it any harder i'll have to take it home with me look,i told you,you have to get on your knees to get it. ETA: just read on yahoo. "swimmer rips suit,tops Phelps"

04-03-2012, 09:34 PM	#229
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,372 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	"Okay...I'm being good 'cause you're inside."

04-04-2012, 05:09 PM	#230
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	"It's not always the size that matters, sometimes it's all about the cream..." Said at a team meeting when a couple staff were discussing and comparing the two cakes for the director's birthday celebration.

04-06-2012, 10:55 PM	#233
ruffryder Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: guy ones Relationship Status: ... Join Date: May 2011 Location: chillin' in FL Posts: 3,690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,951 Thanked 9,678 Times in 2,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	on my facebook page, we had fun with: "Got a BJs (discount store) membership today."

04-06-2012, 11:46 PM	#234
Metro Senior Member How Do You Identify?: • Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: • Posts: 1,606 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,476 Thanked 2,915 Times in 733 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Recenlty overheard at a crowded & noisy restaurant (a befuddled Maitre D' trying to confirm a reservation by phone): "The reservation is for a BJ?" [Nope, it wasn't THAT kind of an establishment.]

04-12-2012, 08:20 PM	#235
Lazy Daze Member How Do You Identify?: * Preferred Pronoun?: * Relationship Status: * Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: * Posts: 1,036 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,665 Thanked 2,807 Times in 745 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	"about time you went down on it" __________________ *In a world where you can be anything..be Yourself*

04-13-2012, 06:47 AM	#236
Metro Senior Member How Do You Identify?: • Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: • Posts: 1,606 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,476 Thanked 2,915 Times in 733 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	"Could he shoot a few blanks?" [Instructions for a photographer spoken to a business associate. Also falls into category of That Awkward Moment.]

04-13-2012, 09:32 PM	#237
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,372 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	From an email I just sent to my Rabbit Advocate and hay supplier friend... Hay Jan, I mean Hey Jan... I hope you and your buns are doing good.

04-15-2012, 09:14 PM	#238
Guy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 1,858 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,258 Thanked 2,574 Times in 889 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Why didn't you wet the tip first?

04-17-2012, 08:06 PM	#239
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04-18-2012, 10:29 AM	#240
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