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Old 07-24-2015, 03:24 PM   #2501
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...which we don't need to get into right now...

I need that travel company commercial with the stupid talking dog saying "book, book" to permanently cease, effective immediately. It's the weirdest thing. Every time that dog says "book" it actually hurts my ears - literally causing me physical pain - and then I shudder involuntarily.

Maybe it's the tone of the dog's voice? Does anyone else find this painful? I'm wondering if it is a fingers-down-the-chalkboard type thing.

I'll never use that travel company now! I want to smash my television set every time it comes on - maybe it really isn't a travel company advertisement; it's a television manufacturer using aversion techniques so everyone destroys their TVs and needs to buy new ones, ha!

I should have gone into marketing - I'm so twisted; I would've been awesome at it, lol.
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I need a visitor from Tennessee....

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Someone to go to the store and get pizza, beer and ice cream..

Soon... I will have minions
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Personally, I need a kill switch for my brain. The sooner the better.
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Old 07-24-2015, 11:16 PM   #2505
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Old 07-27-2015, 11:46 AM   #2506
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I went a lil crazy today with the exercise....but I havent felt well for 2 months and FINALLY I DO.... sooo a little cray cray is in order
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A good, stiff drink.



Too bad I'm not much of a drinker.
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Some beef jerky sounds good with an ice cold Dr. Pepper!
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Some vegetables or green juice. Haven't been eating enough green food.
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Pistachio ice cream is green.

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A salt scrub to exfoliate my skin and a deep-tissue massage. A morning at the spa is exactly what I need.
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