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Old 04-08-2010, 03:37 PM   #241
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Old 04-08-2010, 04:15 PM   #242
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Hahaha, I can relate to this!! And another thing is getting the back on my dress caught in my panthose, sooo embarassing!!
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:36 PM   #245
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I really don't like how some people toss the word "retarded" around. I really-really don't like having to hear a lecture about how noble their intentions actually were/are, if I have let them know how insensitive/distasteful it seems.
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having the crap scared out of me in the middle of the night. Due to a broom falling, I have been wide awake since 3:30am despite being able to sleep in a little today. Grrrr.
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I really don't like the sound of Lucy's whines. Molly, I can tolerate since it's a deeper tone and sounds more like groaning. The high pitched 'trying to reach outer space' thing is so not working for me today.
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That song 'Major Tom' re-made into a car commercial. It's an unpleasant remake.
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Heard it, hated it. Want to blow up the car.
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what's with the popcorn thing? you know the thing? people shove huge handfuls of the stuff in their mouths like corn is going to cease to exist tomorrow. even if the whole damn bowl is theirs...
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