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04-14-2014, 07:14 PM
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that awkward moment when the woman you moved across the state of texas with, left your job of 7 years, all your friends, your lifelong home for... ends your relationship.. and you're stuck in the same house with her and her daughters until you can afford your own place...
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Should You stumble... should You fall... Pick Yourself up by Your bootstraps and move along. If by chance a lady's hand appears before You, don't let Your pride hinder Your progress. Take the hand she offers, for her touch may lend the perfect amount of resistance needed to help steady You on Your feet. The honor in Dominance lies in the ability to recognize submission as a gift. I tend to delve deep within Myself.. sometimes hearing nothing more than the stir of My own soul. LQ |
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04-15-2014, 08:32 AM
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Member
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ultra femme princess Preferred Pronoun?:
she, lady..whichever Relationship Status:
waiting for the right one 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Don't follow me, I'm lost.
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that awkward moment when you tell your daughter to go brush her teeth before she leaves for school
and you realize you have to pee... .gif "Say What?")
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04-15-2014, 11:45 AM
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Loren. If you want to know about me, just ask. Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her, but I'm not that picky. Relationship Status:
it's complicated... Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
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I work for a consulting firm and a couple of years back was sent to a client site in another state (Texas).
My primary contact at that client site looked familiar and greeted me warmly, as if she knew me. I went along with it, smiling, friendly, asking how she's been, looking for a clue as to how I know her. After all day meetings with her and other managers, she asked if I wanted to join her for dinner. At dinner we chatted about business, what there was to see in Dallas, you know, small talk. She finally said "you don't remember do you?" and I sheepishly had to agree. So she smiled and started listing some of my 'distinguishing features' that are not visible when I'm clothed. Yeah, talk about awkward...
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04-15-2014, 12:38 PM
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Senior Member
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stone butch Preferred Pronoun?:
makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status:
single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. 
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That awkward moment when you are in a job entervew that the person entervwing you gets up and you notice his barn door is open and he has NO clue.Yes,I did have this happen a long time ago.
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04-15-2014, 01:05 PM
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Pixie Stick
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The arteest formerly known as musicfemme. Preferred Pronoun?:
She. Relationship Status:
Happily taken. 
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Location: Northampton, MA
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That awkward moment when you've just lied to someone via text, and then they call...
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04-15-2014, 03:06 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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twas a while ago....
I was starting work at a juvenile sex offender facility....
We were in the midst of orientation....where we were learning how to speak, behave and dress without causing sexual triggers in our charges.... I had just arrived and was getting situated in the very quiet orientation room....when my phone (which shouldve been off) rang....not only did it ring....it was located in my...ummm....."other" pocket....ok it was in my bra....and it was only too obvious to the 10 or so people in the room..... very very awkward.....
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04-15-2014, 03:53 PM
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Member
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butch/MOC Preferred Pronoun?:
Hy/hym/hys but in circumstances like work and some other places she Relationship Status:
single 
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when you are sending a sexually explicit note with mentions of (read, femmepacker) and send it to a guy who is a former co-worker and you are having lunch with him the next day, by accident.
Should I just compare equipment? haha. Maybe a little mortified. Do I venture to say Priceless |
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04-19-2014, 02:13 AM
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Member
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Gender Juxtaposed/Butch/Top/Daddy Preferred Pronoun?:
Just a normal Guy Relationship Status:
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lesson learned :/
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Should You stumble... should You fall... Pick Yourself up by Your bootstraps and move along. If by chance a lady's hand appears before You, don't let Your pride hinder Your progress. Take the hand she offers, for her touch may lend the perfect amount of resistance needed to help steady You on Your feet. The honor in Dominance lies in the ability to recognize submission as a gift. I tend to delve deep within Myself.. sometimes hearing nothing more than the stir of My own soul. LQ |
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04-19-2014, 09:44 AM
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That moment when you're telling two fellowship friends about your Knobhead List and that top of the list is Andy O ...boyfriend of one of those friends
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04-29-2014, 07:45 AM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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hmm I seem to post here an awful lot.....
so....
my kiddo calls me all frantic with a spider emergency....Im still in jammies but I tell her I will be right there. Shes in walking distance but I figure no one will see me if I drive...... well..... I live in a tiny town...very wee....and quiet...but yet...no sooner am I out the door and a car comes down the street...so I stay close to my car...and pretend Im going in the passenger side...the car passes I get in. My battery is DEAD.... so....I end up walking down the street...in my jammies...to help with the spider situation...and then of course back again..... The things we do for our kids...seriously...
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05-09-2014, 05:32 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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awkward for me........
needing your mom to show you how to post pics to facebook from your cell phone.... doh!
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05-18-2014, 05:59 AM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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ohhh so awkward.....
when you get a text....and its a nice thoughtful one....but.....you have no idea who its from...... its always best to be polite...even when youre clueless....lol
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05-19-2014, 05:09 PM
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wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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ick ick ick
so....Im juicing...and with such you tend (or I tend) to pee more....so....
I was on the way to my new client's house...I dont like to use client's bathrooms if possible...its just me.... I stopped at McDs on my way...went in the bathroom and found only one stall was in operation. The girl in the only stall seemed to be wrapping it up....so I waited. When she came out, she went to the sink to wash her hands...I walked into the stall and.......lets suffice it to say....she did some nasties and I could NOT bring myself to use the bathroom right then... Worst part is...I had to walk past her..still at the sink...and just leave...I felt bad since she had to be kinda mortified....but I had to find somewhere else to go potty!
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05-19-2014, 06:07 PM
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Member
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Stone Butch/Big Heart/Rough Edge Preferred Pronoun?:
Hy, She, Hym, Whatever, it really does not matter but do NOT call me lady! Relationship Status:
Crazy over Genesis! 
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My wife I was divorcing met the new girlfriend. Not a lot of conversation happened.
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05-19-2014, 06:30 PM
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Me Relationship Status:
Unavailable 
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That awkward moment when you walk straight into a pole and give yourself a concussion.
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06-30-2014, 06:42 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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so.......
I was coming out of Walmart...and I saw a grasshopper repeatedly jumping against the concrete building....as if he were trapped.... so I picked it up and....umm....told it Id find it some grass....(yes....I do this) All I could find was a tree in the parkinglot since the plaza is wicked big.....I put it carefully on the trunk and told him I was sorry it wasnt grass but it was the next best thing.....I suddenly heard a sound....and turned to see a familiar Walmart employee sitting RIGHT THERE......looking at me very strangely.... nts.... I really need to learn to look around a parking lot before doing....well.....anything...sigh
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07-16-2014, 08:17 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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so.....
my mom and I went to our favorite thrift store.... as we are checking out my mom mentions to the cashier (whom she has always sworn has a crush on me...) that this was my last trip there as Im moving to NC.... as we are walking out the door....he asks if would be ok to get a hug....Im all for a hug...and we are on first name basis.... well...... the hug ended with him kissing my forehead.....just.....odd.....I really couldnt leave fast enough but my mother, of course, found other things she just HAD to look at.....meh
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07-17-2014, 09:30 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009
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That awkward moment when you realize you are a sheep doing the same thing as everyone in the herd.....
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07-22-2014, 10:34 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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Well....
I was coming home from bringing my daughter to stay with friends... It was a long drive.. So... I get back into town (finally) and...well...I'm still learning my way around. There was a cop in the middle of the street...and he's directing me to go past him. I stopped and asked him the quickest way to Patton Ave....he kinda looks at me...then I see a woman with her hands against the police car being arrested I said...." well....I see your busy...nevermind!" and was on my way.... Yeah...I sooooo need a gps....
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08-25-2014, 02:59 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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That awkward moment when you slather soap alllll over your hands to wash them, and THEN find out the water is off in your apartment building
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