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Old 08-05-2016, 06:34 AM   #241
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SO I'm guessing oysters on the half shell aren't your thing!
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Dog owners who neglect to regularly wash their dogs stinky bits! Gosh is your nose broken, wash those parts!
peoples' "stinky bits"...come on...soap & water is plentiful! Wash !! lol
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I am grossed out just by reading all of these gross things!

I will add one of the many things that gross me out.

Inevitably, I am sitting at a light and just to pass the time, I turn my head to take a quick peek at the scenery and what do I see:

nose pickers to the right of me and nose pickers to the left of me.

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ps. it reminded me of the song.
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I don't know if it's been said way back when cuz I didn't read the entire thread but.......


When people bite their toenails. I knew someone in high school that did that.


When people eat their scabs.


Ok that's enough gross from me for the day. Thank you.
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I don't know if it's been said way back when cuz I didn't read the entire thread but.......


When people bite their toenails. I knew someone in high school that did that.


When people eat their scabs.


Ok that's enough gross from me for the day. Thank you.

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In no way are they my friends lol
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In restaurants when someone blows their nose and then proceeded to place the dirty Kleenex on a empty plate!

OR WORSE YET........

Someone who blows their nose in the nice cloth napkin the restaurant provides for wiping ones mouth!
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TV dinners. Translation = frozen dinners. The look, smell, and taste are yucky.

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The bottom of my shoe covered in dog poo
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step in it a lot do ya ? lolol u crack me up , thanks for the laugh
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people or kids that wipe their snot with their sleeve in public
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Oh ~ocean hon, I step in it more than you can imagine, and I ain't just talking dog poo either..LMAO
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Road kill. Why is it my eyes always go there???
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Hopefully this hasn't been said either......




When you're at the store and you grab a product and something wet is on it and you have no idea what it is!


I have to sanitize my hands like 10 times and find a sink to wash them in.
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Anyone puffing on a cigarette then spitting after every puff! What's the point? I never got it! Is it that the taste is so awful after the puff you gotta spit or what?
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UGH. I watched a grown man pick his nose and wipe the contents on an escalator handrail
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UGH. I watched a grown man pick his nose and wipe the contents on an escalator handrail
And my GF wonders why I hate to touch elevator buttons (one of the most germy) handrails or grocery carts. At least the grocery store has wipes for the cart handles.
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And a 19-page syllabus grosses me the fuck out!!
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California has toilet seat protectors in virtually all bathrooms.

Because some states do not not have them when I travel and it totally grosses me out to sit on toilet seats without them (and sometimes they are wet-yuck) I bought a little travel pack of toilet seat covers that I keep in my purse.

My GF died of laughter when I showed her.
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