Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 13

Inked_Trinity · 01-14-2012, 10:54 AM

If a tree falls in the forest and it isn't posted on Facebook, did it really happen?

Passionaria · 01-14-2012, 05:39 PM

Shit straight girls say to lesbians.....

smouldering · 01-16-2012, 09:12 AM

Glenn · 01-16-2012, 10:30 AM

"Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you."- (My General) Granny

1QuirkyKiwi · 01-17-2012, 08:42 AM

No, I don't think all other drivers are idiots......but, some are determined to change my mind!

tapu · 01-17-2012, 08:54 AM

Well, if I'd known who you were, I would've let you go first.

Inked_Trinity · 01-17-2012, 03:29 PM

What? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the little voice in my head screaming 'BULLSHIT'

Inked_Trinity · 01-17-2012, 08:26 PM

I hate when you want to sleep and your body's like , no way man, I wanna agonize about everything that happened in the last ten years...

Inked_Trinity · 01-17-2012, 08:29 PM

My idea of getting lucky is having someone else do the laundry!

Inked_Trinity · 01-18-2012, 11:59 AM

Ever feel like you need the secret decoder ring to have a conversation with some people?

smouldering · 01-18-2012, 03:59 PM

"One day she'll start sending you mixed signals, and you'll get mad because she finally learned how to play your game".

Inked_Trinity · 01-20-2012, 08:24 AM

They should make a medal for any person who uses an entire tube of chap stick without losing it...

Inked_Trinity · 01-20-2012, 08:29 AM

Now that I am older an "All Nighter" means not having to get up to pee!!

Inked_Trinity · 01-21-2012, 05:20 PM

The secret of enjoying a good wine is to open the bottle to allow it to breathe. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

Inked_Trinity · 01-22-2012, 07:11 AM

My second favorite household chore is laundry. My first favorite is being hit in the head repeatedly by the ceiling fan blades until I faint.

Inked_Trinity · 01-23-2012, 08:35 PM

There are two food groups in the world: The one you put cheese on, and the one you put chocolate on"

Inked_Trinity · 01-24-2012, 08:41 PM

I walked into the gas station today and asked for $5 worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

Inked_Trinity · 01-24-2012, 08:43 PM

Sometimes...... I wrap myself up in bows and call myself gifted

Inked_Trinity · 01-26-2012, 08:43 AM

I hate it when people say,"Hello?" in horror films.. I mean do they expect the killer to say, "Yeah, I'm in the bathroom, you're out of toilet paper!"

midwest chick · 01-26-2012, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

Sometimes...... I wrap myself up in bows and call myself gifted

can i watch?

01-14-2012, 10:54 AM	#241
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	If a tree falls in the forest and it isn't posted on Facebook, did it really happen? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-14-2012, 05:39 PM	#242
Passionaria Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: She ran away with with the Gypsy's ✿ Posts: 2,519 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,316 Thanked 3,737 Times in 1,248 Posts Rep Power: 16689910	So wrong but so right....... Shit straight girls say to lesbians..... __________________ *Moon cat madness*

01-16-2012, 09:12 AM	#243
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	__________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

01-17-2012, 08:42 AM	#245
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	No, I don't think all other drivers are idiots......but, some are determined to change my mind! __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

01-17-2012, 08:54 AM	#246
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Well, if I'd known who you were, I would've let you go first. __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

01-16-2012, 10:30 AM	#244
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01-17-2012, 03:29 PM	#247
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	What? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the little voice in my head screaming 'BULLSHIT' __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-17-2012, 08:26 PM	#248
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I hate when you want to sleep and your body's like , no way man, I wanna agonize about everything that happened in the last ten years... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-17-2012, 08:29 PM	#249
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My idea of getting lucky is having someone else do the laundry! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-18-2012, 11:59 AM	#250
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Ever feel like you need the secret decoder ring to have a conversation with some people? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-18-2012, 03:59 PM	#251
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"One day she'll start sending you mixed signals, and you'll get mad because she finally learned how to play your game". __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

01-20-2012, 08:24 AM	#252
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	They should make a medal for any person who uses an entire tube of chap stick without losing it... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-20-2012, 08:29 AM	#253
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Now that I am older an "All Nighter" means not having to get up to pee!! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-21-2012, 05:20 PM	#254
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	The secret of enjoying a good wine is to open the bottle to allow it to breathe. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-22-2012, 07:11 AM	#255
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My second favorite household chore is laundry. My first favorite is being hit in the head repeatedly by the ceiling fan blades until I faint. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-23-2012, 08:35 PM	#256
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	There are two food groups in the world: The one you put cheese on, and the one you put chocolate on" __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-24-2012, 08:41 PM	#257
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I walked into the gas station today and asked for $5 worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-24-2012, 08:43 PM	#258
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sometimes...... I wrap myself up in bows and call myself gifted __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-26-2012, 08:43 AM	#259
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I hate it when people say,"Hello?" in horror films.. I mean do they expect the killer to say, "Yeah, I'm in the bathroom, you're out of toilet paper!" __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.