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Old 05-04-2016, 12:39 AM   #2601
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I need to sleep which is why I am wide awake. I have a deadline tomorrow. I hate deadlines.

I need to buy a lottery ticket because I need to win the lottery tomorrow. Then I will not have deadlines or the anxiety associated with deadlines.

I need a snack but I don't want to get dressed and go upstairs and pillage for food, causing the beagle to wake up and howl, to go outside and turn around to come inside, to get a treat. I'll just swallow a bunch of air instead. Mmmm. Air.
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Old 05-04-2016, 06:48 AM   #2602
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I need to go to the store for nutella and bananas...I'm making the girls and their dad pancakes for breakfast
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What I need right now is a nice, looooong vacation! I have not really had one in years!!!!!!!!! Actually, the last time we had a real vacation was years ago, before my spouse got sick. Oh and I need to see the sun shine again. Well I guess I don't technically NEED it but it would sure make me smile.....
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I need some xanax and a few extra hours a day for the next little while...
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And some good quality chocolate!
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along the same lines ...
Need to remember to do my periodic drive by shout out soon ... been too long!
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For it to be fall so I can get the next season of my new favourite show (RWBY) and not be dying of hiatus fever.

(Oh well, at least Steven Universe comes back on the 12th, and then we'll get a trailer for the next season of RWBY in early July.)
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what do I need right now?....time
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Old 05-06-2016, 01:21 PM   #2611
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A long vacation far away from reality...
A cold long neck... Good food.
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Time and strength, sometimes life is hard. My kitty is suffering and I cannot help her.
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Chad, I am very, very sorry your kitty is having such a difficult time.

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Chad, I am so sorry, I understand the helpless feeling.


I am a pretty simple person. I just need a vacation and a couple hundred million dollars.
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Chuckles...a good stiff adult beverage. My knee is killing me from yesterdays fall.
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I need an idea where to travel to. I have the time and the money but don't know where I wanna go.
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Think I need food! I had a couple of fish sandwiches for lunch from McDonald's but I really have to make myself pause from packing/ moving ... go get something to eat ... it will be a late-nighter working on moving. I will never ever move again. I cannot wait to get settled in. I want to build my dogs a high-rise look out point with a roof. They will love it!

And a lot of food too, whatever it is!!! It is all about quantity tonight. Those 2 sandwiches wore off hours ago.
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