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Old 07-01-2011, 07:23 PM   #2721
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Old 07-01-2011, 09:13 PM   #2725
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Old 07-01-2011, 09:13 PM   #2726
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Old 07-03-2011, 09:49 AM   #2727
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Woke to raging thunderstorms, which I love. Now we're slowly getting ready for company for dinner. My favorite thing about the weekend so far is the new dehumidifier, sorely needed in the crypt of a basement. Hope everyone is having a good holiday weekend.
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Enjoying my rare 3 day weekend. Eating sugar free cherry pie and milk and watching a PBS DVD about the author Willa Cather. Feeling the need to soak up creativity by the bucketful.
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Office politics are getting crazy around here! I have learned that taking a tranq before every meeting helps keep me out of trouble. But this means "staying out of trouble" is ALL i will achieve the whole day!

Is playing the game more important than serving the publc?

(never mind i just realized what a dumb question that is)
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