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Old 06-22-2010, 09:41 PM   #2741
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Ok....I'm having a shy, nervous moment.....

But upon encouragement from Someone very dear to me, I have actually figured out how to make a video on my computer.... Said video is of me singing "Summertime".....said video has now been entered into the "America's Got Talent" meat market......

I didn't feel like I was quirky enough for that show, but it was pointed out to me that there were serious acts, too, and that I should go for it.

I went for it.

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Ok....I'm having a shy, nervous moment.....

But upon encouragement from Someone very dear to me, I have actually figured out how to make a video on my computer.... Said video is of me singing "Summertime".....said video has now been entered into the "America's Got Talent" meat market......

I didn't feel like I was quirky enough for that show, but it was pointed out to me that there were serious acts, too, and that I should go for it.

I went for it.

<big breath>

linky please so we all can give you props.
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linky please so we all can give you props.


Oh! Thank You so much....I originally had it up, then felt strange about shoving it down everybody's throats, so I took it down.....

Remember....it's done on my computer, a cappella....UNedited...and I forgot earrings.....sacre bleu!

Anyway.....here it is ~~~> [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US05D5WAeU0"]YouTube- Janey Hall singing "Summertime"[/nomedia]
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Ok....I'm having a shy, nervous moment.....

But upon encouragement from Someone very dear to me, I have actually figured out how to make a video on my computer.... Said video is of me singing "Summertime".....said video has now been entered into the "America's Got Talent" meat market......

I didn't feel like I was quirky enough for that show, but it was pointed out to me that there were serious acts, too, and that I should go for it.

I went for it.

<big breath>
About DAMN TIME.

That is all.
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About DAMN TIME.

That is all.


That was harsh.
I'm fragile.


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hee hee


My stupid speakers won't play the sound (they're from 2006, bless their lil electronic hearts), although I can see the feed, so I'm going to require hearing this in person, missy miss.
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My stupid speakers won't play the sound (they're from 2006, bless their lil electronic hearts), although I can see the feed, so I'm going to require hearing this in person, missy miss.

Oh okayyyyy....if You insist......


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*nods*

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I think I just saw a junebug poop.



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Really??!! ALL of them?

Ryan, the ex who never took anything from you.
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This morning's kitten alarm clock was a bit more subtle than yesterday's. I woke up to the sensation of a cold, wet nose pressed up against the corner of my eye, followed by a large amount of licking. His purr is also getting louder - either that, or the fact that he was pressed up against my face purring only made it seem louder.

He's got an incredible little personality. Last night as he was outstretched on the floor, I put out my hand to him. Using only his front paws to drag himself closer to my hand and remaining outstretched ... he brought himself close and reached out to touch my hand.

What a character. He's got to be the coolest little kitten I have ever met.
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Sorry, R. I should have worded that differently.



In other news, I probably shouldn't post when I'm jellyneckin'.
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Got talking to a friend about bees, got this stuck in my head because of it!
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I think it's wrong for me to bounce between the clean food thread and the junk food thread. It is making me feel very Sybil.

I go to the junk food thread and just cringe. Not that I am holier than thou because I've loved me some junk food in my day, but because I know that to stay alive I cannot partake in the drumstick, whopper and flaming cheeto wonderments.

The craziest I can get is pineapple.
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*raises my hand*


Hi....My name is Tuff and I'm a FTM trans...

That is all I have for now.


More news to be announced at an undisclosed time and location.
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For the sake of pete. I mean, really???? *bites My tongue* Looks up at the sky... thank you Dad.
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Does anyone have any good tips for helping children learn to swallow pills?

I have a 12 year old son who could wolf down half a hamburger without chewing, but when it comes to swallowing medicine he gets a hyperactive gag reflex and can't get the pill down.

Since he's on a 3 week course of antibiotics right now, this is a bit of

The most successful thing so far is putting the pill inside a smallish bite of banana, which he can then kind of mush around in his mouth and swallow...but it's still problematic.

Any advice or tricks would be most appreciated!
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