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I not me will knock you into next week.
Do you want me to give you something to cry for. |
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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me. |
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knee high to a grasshopper
need to go beat my face. I never use this phrase. lol |
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A dollar to a donut!
Can't see the forest for the trees! Wipe that smirk off your face! (or smile, depending on my parents mood)
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<insert> is about as <insert> as the day is long.
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"My stomach feels like my throats been cut off"
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ice box
i bet somebody's already said 'ice box' tho....
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Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
You woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. 6 of one half a dozen of the other. What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
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OMG! My mother has a million of these things.
You have the attention span of a gnat. What is good for the goose is good for the gander. Go pound salt! <insert name or pronoun, usually 'she'> looks like nine miles of hard road. |
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"It's colder than a witch's titty out here!!"
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Colder than a well diggers arse. Useless as tits on a bull. If only my aunt had balls she would be my uncle. (in response to people saying "if only...") |
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Not the sharpest crayon in the box
Not the brightest bunny Dumber than a box of rocks
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Sweatin' like a whore in church
Like trying to stack greased BB's in a corner (impossible task) Dumber than a box of hammers Like a dog with a bone (won't let go!) Catch more flies with honey than vinegar (Looks) "rode hard and put up wet" Pretty is, is pretty does Can you tell I'm from the South? |
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He was all over her like a cheap suit.
On you like white on rice. He is tighter than a frog's butt and that is waterproof. And the mom classic, why buy the cow when she gives the milk away for free? |
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Say goodnight, Gracie
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Loggerhead - a thick-headed or stupid person; blockhead
at loggerheads - engaged in a disagreement or dispute; quarreling
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#279 |
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In a New York minute! (that means real fast)
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Fine as frog hair...
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