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Old 07-26-2011, 09:55 PM   #261
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I not me will knock you into next week.

Do you want me to give you something to cry for.
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I not me will knock you into next week.

Do you want me to give you something to cry for.
These were two of my mother's favorite phrases when I was growing up. Usually while threatening me with a "switch" from the peach tree outside. lol
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knee high to a grasshopper
need to go beat my face. I never use this phrase. lol
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Old 07-27-2011, 01:44 PM   #265
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Can't see the forest for the trees!

Wipe that smirk off your face!

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i bet somebody's already said 'ice box' tho....
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knee high to a grasshopper
need to go beat my face. I never use this phrase. lol
Because I received puzzling comments (LOL)

"beat my face" = put on your make up
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You woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
6 of one half a dozen of the other.
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
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OMG! My mother has a million of these things.

You have the attention span of a gnat.
What is good for the goose is good for the gander.
Go pound salt!
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"It's colder than a witch's titty out here!!"

My mom has used that since I was a baby child. LOL
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"It's colder than a witch's titty out here!!"

My mom has used that since I was a baby child. LOL
Along those lines, my dad had a few:

Colder than a well diggers arse.
Useless as tits on a bull.
If only my aunt had balls she would be my uncle. (in response to people saying "if only...")
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Not the brightest bunny

Dumber than a box of rocks
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Like trying to stack greased BB's in a corner (impossible task)
Dumber than a box of hammers
Like a dog with a bone (won't let go!)
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He was all over her like a cheap suit.
On you like white on rice.
He is tighter than a frog's butt and that is waterproof.



And the mom classic, why buy the cow when she gives the milk away for free?
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at loggerheads - engaged in a disagreement or dispute; quarreling
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