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Old 06-29-2010, 07:44 PM   #2841
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I'm sorry to report to You that my video was not one of the 40 selected by the judges for America's Got Talent....

I believe I was beat out by the old woman hula-hooping and twirling 2 batons.....or maybe the magic act in their garage.....

I wasn't quirky enough.
I'm ok with that.....


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Old 06-29-2010, 08:52 PM   #2843
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I'm sorry to report to You that my video was not one of the 40 selected by the judges for America's Got Talent....

I believe I was beat out by the old woman hula-hooping and twirling 2 batons.....or maybe the magic act in their garage.....

I wasn't quirky enough.
I'm ok with that.....


I knew you should have sung with your flourescent green chain saw...
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There is nothing wrong, I repeat, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG with driving with the windows down and the stereo cranked up singing at the top of your lungs to Rick Astley!
You had me up until Astley. I thought you were going to say Springfield.

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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Hands down. Or up.

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I'm sorry to report to You that my video was not one of the 40 selected by the judges for America's Got Talent....

I believe I was beat out by the old woman hula-hooping and twirling 2 batons.....or maybe the magic act in their garage.....

I wasn't quirky enough.
I'm ok with that.....


You're 1 out of 40 in our hearts, Diva.
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I don't feel well. Which in turn is causing unrest, which means NO sleep. Which, I'm sure, is going to make for an unhappy girl tomorrow.

Just call me the unEnchantress...

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Last night, I dreamed I was married to Oliver Platt..... shouldn't that be enough? But no!

We were in some Muslim country....He was sitting in a heavy wooden chair ~ in stocks ~ against a wall, and being interrogated by a panel of Muslim women in burkas. The roof was open and there were other Muslim women looking over a wall. I was there, too...and they were interrogating ME and asking me to defend him.

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Last night, I dreamed I was married to Oliver Platt..... shouldn't that be enough? But no!

We were in some Muslim country....He was sitting in a heavy wooden chair ~ in stocks ~ against a wall, and being interrogated by a panel of Muslim women in burkas. The roof was open and there were other Muslim women looking over a wall. I was there, too...and they were interrogating ME and asking me to defend him.

Now. If You can figure THAT out, please feel free to share....


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so my dad has decided his role in my life these days should be to help me have fun.
I've never been to a casino. last night he handed me a wad of cash, told me grab some friends and go play slots and have lunch.
he thinks since I've had some seriously bad luck that I might win some money!
I think it's sweet. he's trying to help me plan a trip for me and friends to the virgin islands.
and the next carnival that comes around he wants to take me to play all the cheesy games that never seem worth the money. just for fun.
I'm not very close to him and this could totally change our relationship for good.
and it's not because he's spending money. it's because he really wants my life to be filled with as much fun as can be had.
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i wish elizabeth hasselback would just spontaneously combust.
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I'm sorry to report to You that my video was not one of the 40 selected by the judges for America's Got Talent....

I believe I was beat out by the old woman hula-hooping and twirling 2 batons.....or maybe the magic act in their garage.....

I wasn't quirky enough.
I'm ok with that.....


ahhhhhh that sucks
but you are AWESOME
maybe you can get on the Simon Cowell show? i am going to send in something for them, but not sure if my talent will make for good TV....
lol

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Not only is my hometown of BIG MONEY (aka Beaumont) Texas the home to Mark Chestnut, Tracy Bird, Clay Walker and PIMP C... but now we have a freakin' rappin' weather man.

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I love coconuts!

I found this today... I think it's gorgeous! It's coconut that was hollowed out and carved with beautiful coconut palms!


this mask was made from the end of a coconut!


an artist made a hangbag from coconuts too!


This, below, is something I want to have
- the coconut bra!!!!

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That would be great. She gets on my nerves and think she's a know it all...Nothing but a royal pain in the ass is what she is.....

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Just because you bake it in a pie pan, it does not make it a pie. It's just a big ass cookie.
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