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Gemme · 07-02-2010, 11:17 PM

My housemate says: My triathalon coach wants me to ride with a group tomorrow. They are riding 100 miles up to Port Angeles. Should I go?

Me: It would be good training but that's a long way. Have you ridden that far before?

Her: No. I've only ridden 46 miles at a time before.

Me: How did you feel afterwards?

Her: Like my asshole was on fire.

Me:

Enchantress · 07-02-2010, 11:35 PM

Barnum's Animal Crackers are delicious, delightful and definitely fun. I always take a look at each cookie before I munch it. It's important to identify if you're eating a lion, a polar bear, a gorilla or an elephant etc...

chefhottie25 · 07-02-2010, 11:47 PM

why isn't anyone playing the song title trivia game with me tonight?

BoDy*ShOt · 07-03-2010, 01:49 AM

wow. this sucks. and it's going to be suckier tomorrow when the little guy is up and roaring :/....maybe i'll have some tea to make the suckiness not so sucky right now...hmm...

BestButchBoy · 07-03-2010, 06:30 AM

Step away from a lit firecracker.

It's all fun and games until someone blows their hands off.

Nat · 07-03-2010, 07:11 AM

Scorp · 07-03-2010, 07:11 AM

Nothing like the 4th of July right here in good old Boston, MA

Gemme · 07-03-2010, 07:16 AM

After getting myself up, getting the housemate up so she can go torture herself on a 100 mile bike ride, got the dogs out and talked to my honey...I want to go back to bed for a nap.

*yawn*

afixer · 07-03-2010, 07:20 AM

from a small town in north georgia.

Oneida · 07-03-2010, 07:21 AM

Random · 07-03-2010, 10:14 AM

Yesterday while perusing the cleaning isle for a new better *something* I had an ephinany...

I'm not looking for a new cleaning product, I'm looking for something to clean FOR me...

I just watched the end of Nights in Rodanda and it didn't end the way I wanted it to end... I may have said.. No.. No.. No.. This is not how I want this to end!...

Mothman prophecies is getting ready to come on and I'm excited..

Write14u · 07-03-2010, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestButchBoy

Step away from a lit firecracker.

It's all fun and games until someone blows their hands off.

Nahhhh, the little firecrackers just sting like a sonofabitch for a while, but no hands get blown off. It's even worse at New Year's when it's cold. Now THAT hurts.

Write14u · 07-03-2010, 10:48 AM

What a week: Too many jobs and no time off, a new Droid, a dude wanting to show me his butthole and last, but not least, explaining the difference between Dutch oven/Dutch treat to my roomie. Oy vey!

Rook · 07-03-2010, 11:09 AM

I'll celebrate Independence day when the Fat Cats decide there genuinely is "Liberty & Justice for ALL"...Not while they implement Racist Laws, and prevent Me from Marrying or having Equal Rights period within 2/3 of a Nation that claims to be Leader of the world, mean while Dozens of European/Africa/Latin countries take the Lead.....

Ebon · 07-03-2010, 11:14 AM

No more straight girls. No more straight girls. No more straight girls.

MaggieBluIze · 07-03-2010, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Organicbutch

No more straight girls. No more straight girls. No more straight girls.

You know ... Austin makes me crazy with that ... The butches that do like femme ladies TEND to go for the straight girls ... There are femmes out there that are looking for a good butch ... There really are!!! *hugs* Love ya Eshe!

Rook · 07-03-2010, 12:09 PM

Aww, Organic
Where's the challenge??
J/K !!!!
There are femmes out there, true, we just need to give 'em 2 x 4's

Ebon · 07-03-2010, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook

Aww, Organic
Where's the challenge??
J/K !!!!
There are femmes out there, true, we just need to give 'em 2 x 4's

Yes exactly. lol

MaggieBluIze · 07-03-2010, 12:21 PM

LOL

That makes it sound like I need to head on over to Home Depot and see what I can find ... So me walking around with a 2x4 will do the trick, or I'll have to actually start swinging to get the point across?

Ebon · 07-03-2010, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze

LOL

That makes it sound like I need to head on over to Home Depot and see what I can find ... So me walking around with a 2x4 will do the trick, or I'll have to actually start swinging to get the point across?

Start swinging and don't stop until the butch gets the picture.

07-02-2010, 11:17 PM	#2901
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,496 Thanked 108,176 Times in 25,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	My housemate says: My triathalon coach wants me to ride with a group tomorrow. They are riding 100 miles up to Port Angeles. Should I go? Me: It would be good training but that's a long way. Have you ridden that far before? Her: No. I've only ridden 46 miles at a time before. Me: How did you feel afterwards? Her: Like my asshole was on fire. Me: __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

07-03-2010, 01:49 AM	#2904
BoDyShOt Member How Do You Identify?: Queer. Femme. Preferred Pronoun?: girl ones Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Twin Cities Posts: 1,020 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,460 Thanked 2,096 Times in 532 Posts Rep Power*: 21474853	wow. this sucks. and it's going to be suckier tomorrow when the little guy is up and roaring :/....maybe i'll have some tea to make the suckiness not so sucky right now...hmm... __________________ ...not your average betty.

07-03-2010, 07:11 AM	#2906
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender Preferred Pronoun?: whatevs Relationship Status: in a relationship Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tx Posts: 3,535 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,042 Thanked 13,967 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

07-03-2010, 07:11 AM	#2907
Scorp Italian Stallion How Do You Identify?: DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In a van, down by the river.. Posts: 2,702 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,557 Thanked 4,713 Times in 1,263 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	The Best Place To Be for the 4th... Nothing like the 4th of July right here in good old Boston, MA

07-03-2010, 07:16 AM	#2908
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,496 Thanked 108,176 Times in 25,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	After getting myself up, getting the housemate up so she can go torture herself on a 100 mile bike ride, got the dogs out and talked to my honey...I want to go back to bed for a nap. yawn __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

07-02-2010, 11:35 PM	#2902
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Barnum's Animal Crackers are delicious, delightful and definitely fun. I always take a look at each cookie before I munch it. It's important to identify if you're eating a lion, a polar bear, a gorilla or an elephant etc...

07-02-2010, 11:47 PM	#2903
chefhottie25 Member How Do You Identify?: boi Preferred Pronoun?: hy Relationship Status: happily taken Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: ohio Posts: 1,406 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26 Thanked 890 Times in 478 Posts Rep Power: 1175217	why isn't anyone playing the song title trivia game with me tonight?

07-03-2010, 06:30 AM	#2905
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,450 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Step away from a lit firecracker. It's all fun and games until someone blows their hands off.

07-03-2010, 07:20 AM	#2909
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07-03-2010, 07:21 AM	#2910
Oneida Member How Do You Identify?: Free Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Eden Posts: 241 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 99 Thanked 268 Times in 100 Posts Rep Power: 142535	Happy 4th of July from the Windy City

07-03-2010, 10:14 AM	#2911
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,326 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Yesterday while perusing the cleaning isle for a new better something I had an ephinany... I'm not looking for a new cleaning product, I'm looking for something to clean FOR me... I just watched the end of Nights in Rodanda and it didn't end the way I wanted it to end... I may have said.. No.. No.. No.. This is not how I want this to end!... Mothman prophecies is getting ready to come on and I'm excited.. __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

07-03-2010, 10:48 AM	#2913
Write14u Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I'm easy Relationship Status: She's some kind of wonderful. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks Posts: 626 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 240 Thanked 714 Times in 325 Posts Rep Power: 759422	What a week: Too many jobs and no time off, a new Droid, a dude wanting to show me his butthole and last, but not least, explaining the difference between Dutch oven/Dutch treat to my roomie. Oy vey! __________________ "I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." -- Crash Davis, Bull Durham

07-03-2010, 11:09 AM	#2914
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I'll celebrate Independence day when the Fat Cats decide there genuinely is "Liberty & Justice for ALL"...Not while they implement Racist Laws, and prevent Me from Marrying or having Equal Rights period within 2/3 of a Nation that claims to be Leader of the world, mean while Dozens of European/Africa/Latin countries take the Lead..... __________________

07-03-2010, 11:14 AM	#2915
Ebon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my souls eyes. Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: lol Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Here Posts: 3,476 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,524 Thanked 11,141 Times in 2,756 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	No more straight girls. No more straight girls. No more straight girls. __________________ In Lak'ech Ala K'in I'm a Soul Rebel http://wannabereverend.wordpress.com/ Spirituality is not a belief system or ideology, it is the surrender of one's ego to the infinite wisdom and knowledge that is the universe.

07-03-2010, 12:09 PM	#2917
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Aww, Organic Where's the challenge?? J/K !!!! There are femmes out there, true, we just need to give 'em 2 x 4's __________________

07-03-2010, 12:21 PM	#2919
MaggieBluIze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Feisty Kick Butt Bratty Babygirl Femme LOL Preferred Pronoun?: Something Sweet Please =) Relationship Status: My rainbow bubble holds love, happiness and life with my sweet Husbutch Daddy Bass! Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Austin TX Baby!!! Posts: 2,154 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,912 Thanked 5,385 Times in 1,504 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	LOL That makes it sound like I need to head on over to Home Depot and see what I can find ... So me walking around with a 2x4 will do the trick, or I'll have to actually start swinging to get the point across?