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Old 07-18-2010, 09:54 PM   #3141
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When will it all end?

*scream*

*sigh*

I feel better now.

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Old 07-18-2010, 10:00 PM   #3142
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Sometimes I don't get bio family, and how they can be so cruel towards those that they are supposed to love ~ unreal
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Sometimes I think I would like to trade all our casual informality, dispensing of meaningless social customs, instant familiarity, and obsession with the nouveau for something older, more formed, and more formal; a return to civility, honor, integrity, manners and social custom. My heart cries out for a 21st century Eleanor of Aquitaine to influence our world with the same brilliant depth, breadth, and imagination. Why can we not see that in order for our cathedrals to soar, our buttresses to fly, we must have a structure to support the weight lest we become a pile of rubble with time and weather that shelters no one?
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:20 PM   #3146
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You learn something every day! For years I've been able to do this rolling board thing. Now I discover it has a name. Rola bola, although I like the sound of bongo boarding better. (the closest smiley I could get to this activity)

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Today was one of those days where if the Day per se had a Neck, I'd strangle it..
If it had a Groin, I'd pummel it till the Day could barely walk w/o squeaking "mommy"
It would walk around with 2 black eyes, the fuckin' Envy of all raccoons alive..
And that's if I couldn't get away with shooting it
I'd happily volunteer "Today" as Quentin Tarantino's guinea pig bitch...

Seriously, sometimes u can just smell an incredibly fucked up horrendous Day comin' a mile away

~grabs 'death by chocolate' brownie, sulks, thinkin of sunny days , carefree beachparties...~
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Today was one of those days where if the Day per se had a Neck, I'd strangle it..
If it had a Groin, I'd pummel it till the Day could barely walk w/o squeaking "mommy"
It would walk around with 2 black eyes, the fuckin' Envy of all raccoons alive..
And that's if I couldn't get away with shooting it
I'd happily volunteer "Today" as Quentin Tarantino's guinea pig bitch...

Seriously, sometimes u can just smell an incredibly fucked up horrendous Day comin' a mile away

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LMFAO hahahahahah I can relate, just not today
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I find it odd that two of my new favorite programs are : Chasing Classic Cars and River Monsters...I do not care, at all, for cars nor for fishing...I just find the two characters of the shows to be totally endearing...Wayne Carini and Jeremy Wade...both of whom are absolutely In Love with their fields...and scary skilled in what they do...they both present their shows in such enthusiastic and unselfconscious ways...I find them endearing...

but...then again, I love billy the exterminator and his family as well...

funny how attractions change with age, eh?? ;)
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Sometimes, when I am so tired and I find myself wandering in thought, I reflect on the many changes I have been through over the course of the past few years and wonder (marvel) at the many things I have set out to do and have actually accomplished many of my personal goals.

I'd also like to just be able to drift off to sleep right now...
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Mississippi Lesbian teen won the Prom Dispute and was awarded 35 k...
School district also must adopt Policy prohibiting Discrimination based on Sexual Orientation according to A.C.L.U.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/07/20/...ent/index.html


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Cucumis Melo, provided a ten pound fruit- and i bought it for 2.40$ !

a chipmunk, always on the look out for chow, came right up to me today begging for sunflower seeds, and she walked around while i made myself closer to the ground. i did not try to touch her, but easily could have hand fed her.
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After watching Annie last night, and fully understanding the Plot {Closed Captioning nowadays}
Every now and then I'd mumble "are u kidding me with this ?"
And since I got time to waste, I'll show u what I came up with

Dumb Dog {As thought by SANDY}


Dumb dog,
Why are you following me?

{Dumb bitch, why did u rescue my ass?}

I ain`t got a crumb dog,

{Wasn't asking..}

How about lettin` me be?

{You started it by defending meee}

I ain`t gon-na feed you,
Ain`t got a scrap for you.
Need you.

{U seem to need food more than me,
Are these insults really needed?
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Don`t give a crap for you.

{ditto}

Dumb dog dumb-er than they come dog.

{Fake reddddd, lice-infested idiot}

You`re the most presumin` dog
That a human could know.

{You're one to Talk,
I need roof so...lead the waaaaay
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Sandy {as thought by SANDY}


Fifi, That ain`t a name for this mutt.

{I got a few names for u, twit}

So how about Champion?
Champion you`re anything but.

{Look who's fuckin' talkin}

We could call him Tiger, But there`s no bite in him,

{Aww, Rawrrr, baby}

Tiger!Kittens would frighten him.

{U and me, bitch, out back, let's go}

Rover! When you think it over,
Rover is the perfect name for this dumb look-in` dog.

{Again with the insults...I like rover though, weeeee}


Sandy, Sandy`s his name if you please.

{Someone smack her wig off, please}

If you don`t be-lieve me ask anyone of the fleas

{or her Lice, it was a sudden decision, I'm hungry 'nuff said}

Residing on Sandy,
True he ain`t pedigreed, Sandy, there ain`t no better breed.

{Oh now she's nice, fake hypocrite}


And he really comes in handy,
`Specially when you`re all alone in the night
and you`re small and terribly frightened it`s
Sandy, Sandy who`ll always be there!

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