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Old 07-28-2010, 10:36 AM   #3241
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I saw an infomercial last night as I was sitting there wide awake again, and I am not one to buy things from infomercials; especially for a Joan Rivers product, but this one REALLY tempts me!!

I have trichotillomania (a hair pulling disorder), and she has a product that basically covers your scalp area in the places where your hair is thin. My hair never grew back in good on the back of my head (where I used to pull from a lot over the years) and I REALLY think this would disguise the effects of my disorder.

I just found it interesting....lol...and kind of amusing since I am not a big fan of Joan Rivers and all of her crazy inventions...lol

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I'm a bit behind schedule today
(I may get to class on time, or not)

I'm wearing a gorgeous shade of charcoal-black today
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As much as I enjoy debating his writings to the raw Bone Marrow of it all..
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Utter randomness is not a sin. Just because I asked you something that no one else ever has doesn't mean I want to eat your soul. Jus' saying.


Besides, I'm on a strict no soul diet! Haven't consumed one in nearly a month and I did it cold turkey, thankyouverymuch!
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Now that's a STINGRAY!

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Now that's a STINGRAY!

What in the hell did they do to that poor rays stinger??
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What in the hell did they do to that poor rays stinger??

Looks like they have it tied so they can keep the stinger under control.
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Looks like they have it tied so they can keep the stinger under control.
Kinda looks like they have an extension cord and are looking to plug it in......
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Okay that's it! You officially owe me a new monitor! LMAO!


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Okay that's it! You officially owe me a new monitor! LMAO!
nobody said it had to make since.....
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Kaison is my great great Nephew

He was born premature and had many problems with breathing and his hips are not right. He recently came off the breathing machines but still is in need of braces for his legs and soon will have casts from his hips down. But he is doing much better.

My request is for a lil energy or prayer to go his way from you if you will please.

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I am waiting for the Direct TV installer. Why does there have to be a four hour window? And then 2 to 4 hours for the install? But, I shan't whine. I will finally have television tonight, after three weeks. Strangely, I never watch television. But since I've not had it, all I've wanted was to turn it on.

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My mom and I are taking My sister to see Sesame Street Live tomorrow morning, its called 1-2-3 Imagine! with Elmo and Friends ............I know that I'm 30 yrs old, but I'm so excited and stoked to go that I can hardly contain Myself


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Aparently she has issues with something my son's other mother said on HIS facebook..

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I will tell her what I think of her, face to face, over the internet!!!


Blink..

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♦ Honey enjoys a mystical reputation around the world. Colonists introduced honey to North America in the 1600s. Some accounts say that Native Americans referred to the honeybee as the “white man’s fly” because it followed the settlements across the continent.
♦ In the middle ages, honey was believed to promote the birth of a male child, which was considered lucky as a first-born. On their wedding day, the father of the groom would give the couple enough honey to last a month (a moon), assuring that the child conceived during the first days of marriage was a boy - HONEY MOON!
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