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ravfem · 08-23-2010, 05:10 PM

It's funny how i can give what i think is good, solid advice to friends about certain things & wonder why they don't listen and/or follow said advice....

but i can't seem to follow it myself when i need to do just that.

BestButchBoy · 08-23-2010, 05:31 PM

Don’t fill up on bread.

Nat · 08-23-2010, 09:53 PM

Kätzchen · 08-23-2010, 10:39 PM

Rook · 08-24-2010, 02:44 AM

Rook · 08-24-2010, 02:53 AM

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination.
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) and they WILL breed.

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)

Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. the abdomen) ?
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels:A, E, I,O,U. (wtf!)

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)

Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas

Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

Blade · 08-24-2010, 03:07 AM

ok......what's blooming? My eyes feel like they have rocks in them.

NJFemmie · 08-24-2010, 06:26 AM

NJFemmie · 08-24-2010, 07:39 AM

Never trust the ETA on a GPS.
It S-U-C-K-S.

chefhmboyrd · 08-24-2010, 07:46 AM

headed to New Orleans for work. be back thursday Night. i sure hope my flights go better than when i was trying to get to Little Rock..... lmao

BestButchBoy · 08-24-2010, 03:47 PM

Make sure your clothes fit properly.

Corkey · 08-24-2010, 03:48 PM

There is a reason you were voted out asshat, the question was what are you doing to support the bill against deceptive advertising at women's health care centers.
This is his form reply.

Dear Me:

Thank you for contacting my office regarding health care concerns. I appreciate hearing from you.

As a member of the Senate Appropriations Subcommittee on Labor, Health and Human Services, and Education, it is essential that I remain fully informed in all areas of health care policy. During the 111th Congress, we will debate various health issues, such as the complex question of managed health care and the Federal role in its regulation, as well as reforms to the Medicare program, including its prescription drug benefit. Along with providing access to affordable health care for all Americans, my top legislative priorities include necessary increases in funding for all aspects of biomedical research within the National Institutes of Health and the Centers for Disease Control, and ensuring the appropriate examination and refinement of the vital public health programs administered by the Federal government.

Again, I appreciate your taking the time to bring your views on this issue to my attention. The concerns of my constituents are of great importance to me, and I rely on you and other Pennsylvanians to inform me of your views. Should you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to contact my office or visit my website at http://specter.senate.gov.

Jess · 08-24-2010, 05:30 PM

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVMY-VX7NyA"]YouTube- My Wife Knows Everything.flv[/nomedia]

Enchantress · 08-24-2010, 06:11 PM

I had something particularly witty to write here. But then it was gone. Poof.

*insertfrustratedfacehere*

How's that for random?

skeeter_01 · 08-24-2010, 06:27 PM

OT is a GOOD thing!!

Enchantress · 08-24-2010, 07:59 PM

While walking the pup this morning I saved a poor, defenseless, little earth worm from the scorching sun. Who knew they could wriggle and jump so high?

miss entycing · 08-24-2010, 08:15 PM

it's a fact-
that the gazillion little pieces of intricately shaped pieces of a perfectly lovely cell phone,
when flying across the room and into a perfectly good oak front door....
end up everywhere!

who knew?

WolfyOne · 08-24-2010, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EntycingFemme

it's a fact-
that the gazillion little pieces of intricately shaped pieces of a perfectly lovely cell phone,
when flying across the room and into a perfectly good oak front door....
end up everywhere!

who knew?

Does this mean no texting or talking until replaced?

nowandthen · 08-24-2010, 08:25 PM

"Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever." Audre Lorde

miss entycing · 08-24-2010, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfyOne

Does this mean no texting or talking until replaced?

sigh........... yes it does.

you can prolly shoot me a text, but can't answer or see it till the morn.

was gonna hit the verizon store earlier today, but I just really didn't give a damn

08-23-2010, 05:10 PM	#3581
ravfem Senior Member How Do You Identify?: i'm a girl Relationship Status: negative Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Georgia Posts: 1,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,239 Thanked 3,126 Times in 1,270 Posts Rep Power: 1969286	It's funny how i can give what i think is good, solid advice to friends about certain things & wonder why they don't listen and/or follow said advice.... but i can't seem to follow it myself when i need to do just that. __________________

08-23-2010, 09:53 PM	#3583
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender Preferred Pronoun?: whatevs Relationship Status: in a relationship Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tx Posts: 3,535 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,042 Thanked 13,967 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

08-24-2010, 02:44 AM	#3585
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	__________________

08-24-2010, 02:53 AM	#3586
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	The following questions were set in last year's GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) and they WILL breed. Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q. How is dew formed? A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q. What causes the tides in the oceans? A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight. Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections? A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election Q. What are steroids? A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope) Q. What happens to your body as you age? A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true) Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes? A. Premature death Q. What is artificial insemination? A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow Q. How can you delay milk turning sour? A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant) Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. the abdomen) ? A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels:A, E, I,O,U. (wtf!) Q. What is the fibula? A. A small lie Q. What does 'varicose' mean? A. Nearby Q. What is the most common form of birth control? A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work) Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section' A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome Q. What is a seizure? A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit) Q. What is a terminal illness? A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable) Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning. A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG) Q. What does the word 'benign' mean? A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant) Q. What is a turbine? A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head __________________

08-24-2010, 03:07 AM	#3587
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,418 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	ok......what's blooming? My eyes feel like they have rocks in them. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

08-23-2010, 05:31 PM	#3582
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,450 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Don’t fill up on bread.

08-23-2010, 10:39 PM	#3584
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: I’m devoted to my own wellness (lucky me) ツ Join Date: May 2010 Location: Blue Lady in a ruby red county Posts: 15,860 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 31,611 Thanked 33,400 Times in 10,558 Posts Rep Power: 21474867

08-24-2010, 06:26 AM	#3588
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________

08-24-2010, 07:39 AM	#3589
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Never trust the ETA on a GPS. It S-U-C-K-S. __________________

08-24-2010, 07:46 AM	#3590
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,846 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14271904	traveling dog headed to New Orleans for work. be back thursday Night. i sure hope my flights go better than when i was trying to get to Little Rock..... lmao __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?

08-24-2010, 03:47 PM	#3591
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,450 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Make sure your clothes fit properly.

08-24-2010, 03:48 PM	#3592
Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,274 Times in 6,637 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	There is a reason you were voted out asshat, the question was what are you doing to support the bill against deceptive advertising at women's health care centers. This is his form reply. Dear Me: Thank you for contacting my office regarding health care concerns. I appreciate hearing from you. As a member of the Senate Appropriations Subcommittee on Labor, Health and Human Services, and Education, it is essential that I remain fully informed in all areas of health care policy. During the 111th Congress, we will debate various health issues, such as the complex question of managed health care and the Federal role in its regulation, as well as reforms to the Medicare program, including its prescription drug benefit. Along with providing access to affordable health care for all Americans, my top legislative priorities include necessary increases in funding for all aspects of biomedical research within the National Institutes of Health and the Centers for Disease Control, and ensuring the appropriate examination and refinement of the vital public health programs administered by the Federal government. Again, I appreciate your taking the time to bring your views on this issue to my attention. The concerns of my constituents are of great importance to me, and I rely on you and other Pennsylvanians to inform me of your views. Should you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to contact my office or visit my website at http://specter.senate.gov. __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)

08-24-2010, 05:30 PM	#3593
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,701 Times in 1,683 Posts Rep Power: 0	the wife knows everything... [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVMY-VX7NyA"]YouTube- My Wife Knows Everything.flv[/nomedia]

08-24-2010, 06:11 PM	#3594
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I had something particularly witty to write here. But then it was gone. Poof. insertfrustratedfacehere How's that for random?

08-24-2010, 06:27 PM	#3595
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08-24-2010, 07:59 PM	#3596
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	While walking the pup this morning I saved a poor, defenseless, little earth worm from the scorching sun. Who knew they could wriggle and jump so high? Last edited by Enchantress; 08-24-2010 at 08:01 PM. Reason: Edited to add: Yes, I know, ick, I touched a worm. But I couldn't let it become a mummified little bit. So there!

08-24-2010, 08:15 PM	#3597
miss entycing Senior Member How Do You Identify?: dangerous, but worth the risk. Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice.. it's that easy. Relationship Status: CapitalM's carved upon my skin. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: on the southern edge of sanity, under a carolina moon. Posts: 3,276 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,341 Thanked 8,263 Times in 2,254 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	it's a fact- that the gazillion little pieces of intricately shaped pieces of a perfectly lovely cell phone, when flying across the room and into a perfectly good oak front door.... end up everywhere! who knew? __________________ True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate their life, through devotion, to something beyond themselves. Whenever someone awakens fully, it affects human consciousness at a collective level. It is like dropping a stone into a dark murky pond. Ripples of light... Not one word need be spoken.

08-24-2010, 08:25 PM	#3599
nowandthen Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Butch Preferred Pronoun?: S/he Relationship Status: In a realationship with my PhD. Dissertation work for the next 3 years Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: West Coast Posts: 508 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 400 Thanked 947 Times in 325 Posts Rep Power: 6580599	Truth "Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever." Audre Lorde __________________ "Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you." "Does it hurt" asked the Rabbit, "Sometimes", said the Skin Horse, for he was always honest. " It's a Kind of testing, The kind of testing that spiritual warriors need in order to awaken their Heart" PC