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Old 08-26-2010, 12:29 PM   #3621
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i get the hiccups when i'm hungry, which gives me this image of my tummy being like a baby bird with it's mouth open, fussing to be fed.

*shrugs* it's how my lil mind works....

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Old 08-26-2010, 04:29 PM   #3624
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Old 08-27-2010, 12:03 PM   #3626
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So I was trying to log into the Sams Club website a couple weeks ago and could not for the life of me remember my password. Below (with my personal stuff scribbled out) is a picture that I snipped out of my email showing my new temporary password. SAB and I nearly died laughing when I read it:



Makes me wonder if they ever think about some of the combinations of words they put together and even more amazing is that "ass" is one of their possible words, lol!!!

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Old 08-27-2010, 02:05 PM   #3627
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In the Denver Airport you can smoke in a lounge...if you buy at least a bottle o' water for $2.15
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PICK YOURSELF UP. COMPOSE YOURSELF. AND TELL THE GIRL YOU'RE WITH THAT YOU MEANT TO DO THAT.
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I can haz chu chu and kitteh one day lol

then we see who haz cheezeburges lol


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eventually?
people end up talking and comparing notes.
well, more like the first draft of a bad fictional novel
but none the less people talk.

thank god for the good ones who know how to approach a girl.
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Old 08-27-2010, 06:20 PM   #3632
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From now on I'm ordering my coffee straight up.

Not too mention I'm one of the "I'd like my latte extra hot please" people.

It seems the rumours are true: The Barista's do hate us.

*blink*

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Old 08-28-2010, 03:05 AM   #3635
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I don't know how or why, but over the last couple of years I seem to have gotten a little hypochondria-ish. Which logically I know is stupid and silly, but sometimes it just wins. Like right now. Up in the middle of the night over something that's 99.9% not an issue.

Silly overactive brain. Calm down!

Maybe I can sing a lullaby to myself...
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"The Red Sox," Janie answers.

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"Because my mom and dad are."

"That's no reason to be a Red Sox fan," the teacher replies, annoyed. "You don't always have to be just like your parents. What if your mom and dad were morons? What would you be then?"

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