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Old 09-01-2010, 10:55 AM   #3681
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i wonder if diva will let me help with the cookies?
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You can be QC with Gemmie! And I shall sprinkle You with flours!!!!!!!
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I'm stinky and the butch is walking on thin ice, which is difficult in 90 degree weather.

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This girl I had been texting with for about six hours told me that she couldn't date me because my face and hair were not feminine enough for her.

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This girl I had been texting with for about six hours told me that she couldn't date me because my face and hair were not feminine enough for her.

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Sounds like they were not someone you would wanna date anyway sweetheart!!!
You tell em sister!!!
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Question Pancakes anyone?

So, I took a box of Bisquick out of the cupboard and proceeded to make Pancakes.

Guess that wouldn't have been so bad had I stopped at making just one serving.
A full box later, I have enough Pancakes to feed ALL of you.

I've got fresh strawberries, fresh blueberries, whipped cream, butter, syrup . . . .


Who Wants Pancakes?

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I pray my cat no mouse will keep
But if he does, and thinks to share
I pray the dog, that HE'll be there

I wish no harm to mice nor men
But neither will I cuddle them
They've got their place, and so do I
Move one inch closer, SOMEone's gonna die!
(and it won't. be. me!)

Nite all.
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