Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 19

Inked_Trinity · 04-23-2013, 04:52 AM

Today is one of those days that I will be using caffeine as if it were life support.

Inked_Trinity · 04-23-2013, 05:17 AM

Inked_Trinity · 04-24-2013, 05:38 PM

is now in a relationship with an ice cold beer.

Inked_Trinity · 04-25-2013, 07:59 AM

Inked_Trinity · 04-25-2013, 07:33 PM

AnnRkey · 04-25-2013, 07:43 PM

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. ~ Daniel S. Greenberg

One should always be in love. This is the reason why one should never marry. ~ Oscar Wilde

Inked_Trinity · 04-28-2013, 06:04 PM

Inked_Trinity · 04-28-2013, 06:06 PM

Inked_Trinity · 04-29-2013, 03:50 PM

I understand you can't fix stupid, but how do you keep people from using it?

Inked_Trinity · 04-29-2013, 03:51 PM

I have just been told the world doesn't revolve around me, I know it doesn't....... it revolves around the sun which shines out of my ass

midwest chick · 04-29-2013, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

I understand you can't fix stupid, but how do you keep people from using it?

medication and sedation...

Inked_Trinity · 05-03-2013, 11:02 AM

Exercise: The process of converting big meals & fattening snacks into muscle, by lifting things that don't need to be moved & running when no one is chasing you.

Inked_Trinity · 05-03-2013, 11:10 AM

I know I am honest, loud, hard to handle, crazy, and funny...... But, please try to keep up!!

Inked_Trinity · 05-03-2013, 06:58 PM

I'm perfectly willing to cooperate as long as it requires no effort on my part.

Kobi · 05-03-2013, 08:21 PM

Inked_Trinity · 05-06-2013, 08:12 AM

Inked_Trinity · 05-06-2013, 05:28 PM

Wolfsong · 05-07-2013, 05:24 AM

I just tried that new fruit-scented Febreeze in the bathroom....now it smells like Shitrus.

Inked_Trinity · 05-07-2013, 08:33 PM

Wolfsong · 05-08-2013, 04:36 AM

Oh look honey....the Smith's have posted another picture on Facebook.....is that? It IS! Those party animals......they ate dinner again! That makes it what? 30 days in a row? I wonder if it will be beer or wine tonight.........oops yep, it's a beer...... here's another picture.

04-23-2013, 04:52 AM	#361
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Today is one of those days that I will be using caffeine as if it were life support. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-23-2013, 05:17 AM	#362
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-24-2013, 05:38 PM	#363
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	is now in a relationship with an ice cold beer. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-25-2013, 07:59 AM	#364
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-25-2013, 07:33 PM	#365
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-25-2013, 07:43 PM	#366
AnnRkey Member How Do You Identify?: As Myself Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Unknown & Known Universe Posts: 226 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 420 Times in 143 Posts Rep Power: 2875677	Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. ~ Daniel S. Greenberg One should always be in love. This is the reason why one should never marry. ~ Oscar Wilde

04-28-2013, 06:04 PM	#367
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-28-2013, 06:06 PM	#368
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-29-2013, 03:50 PM	#369
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I understand you can't fix stupid, but how do you keep people from using it? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-29-2013, 03:51 PM	#370
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I have just been told the world doesn't revolve around me, I know it doesn't....... it revolves around the sun which shines out of my ass __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

05-03-2013, 11:02 AM	#372
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Exercise: The process of converting big meals & fattening snacks into muscle, by lifting things that don't need to be moved & running when no one is chasing you. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

05-03-2013, 11:10 AM	#373
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I know I am honest, loud, hard to handle, crazy, and funny...... But, please try to keep up!! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

05-03-2013, 06:58 PM	#374
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm perfectly willing to cooperate as long as it requires no effort on my part. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

05-03-2013, 08:21 PM	#375
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,636 Times in 7,642 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	__________________

05-06-2013, 08:12 AM	#376
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

05-06-2013, 05:28 PM	#377
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

05-07-2013, 05:24 AM	#378
Wolfsong Member How Do You Identify?: Aw man....another label? Preferred Pronoun?: Boys will be boys Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2012 Location: 60south-side Posts: 576 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 529 Thanked 2,031 Times in 418 Posts Rep Power: 20231739	I just tried that new fruit-scented Febreeze in the bathroom....now it smells like Shitrus. __________________ "I want a government small enough to fit inside the Constitution." (Harry Browne - 1933 - 2006.)

05-07-2013, 08:33 PM	#379
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

05-08-2013, 04:36 AM	#380
Wolfsong Member How Do You Identify?: Aw man....another label? Preferred Pronoun?: Boys will be boys Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2012 Location: 60south-side Posts: 576 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 529 Thanked 2,031 Times in 418 Posts Rep Power: 20231739	Oh look honey....the Smith's have posted another picture on Facebook.....is that? It IS! Those party animals......they ate dinner again! That makes it what? 30 days in a row? I wonder if it will be beer or wine tonight.........oops yep, it's a beer...... here's another picture. __________________ "I want a government small enough to fit inside the Constitution." (Harry Browne - 1933 - 2006.)